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Amellee (They/she)

@amellee.bsky.social
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Amateur Acronym Collector 🤓 FSSW • ASD • ADHD • cPTSD • ND • NB Proud illustrator, carpenter & whore ☂️ Inhabitant of Naarm, in stolen-Australia. Always was, Always will be. 🖤💛❤️

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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Also… pot, kettle, black 😅😁🤓 …Orange Cat has notes 😋
Ginger cat half asleep in a plush blanket, paw resting in foreground, laying on owner in background
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
🤣🤣👌🏻🤘🏻
Jasper (old member from town) from Simpson’s at the front of a classroom, holding a paddle - the text below him saying: “oh, you better believe that’s a follow”
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
#AlwaysWasAlwaysWillBe #SovereigntyNeverCeded #AusPol
Meme of a picture from Family Guy of two First Nations Australian men sitting in the outback, with white text on a black background above and below the image. The top text reads:
“YEAH YOU NAZI PIECE OF SHIT!
Stop distracting the white fellas here with your BS…”
Then the text below the image says:
“…they’ve got their own genocide they need to address”
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
#AusPol #StopTheGenocide #Gaza #FuckNetanyahu #FuckIsrael #AntiZionismIsNotAntiSemetism
Meme is divided into six panels:

#1. A screen shot of a news headline, that’s a picture of Netanyahu at a lectern making an address, underneath it says:
“Netanyahu defends Gaza plan, saying Australians ‘would do it’ too” 

Panels 2-6 are stills from a scene in the Simpson episode ‘Bart vs Australia’ where two Aussie guys are annoyed and go to speak with the prime minister…

#2. Two annoyed white Australian men standing in a paddock talking to each other, with the caption “that’s a bloody outrage, it is”

#3. The two men standing next to a dam yelling at the prime minister who is far away in the water relaxing in a floaty ring, the two men shouting out to him with the caption “Hey! Mr. Prime Minister!”

#4. Same image as #3 but this time one of the men has his hands around his mouth shouting louder with the caption “Oi! Bibi!”

#5. Close up of the Prime Minister in his floaty, nude, holding up a beer can answering back to the two men who are now in the distance at the edge of the dam. The prime minister’s head has been replaced with the head of Benjamin Netanyahu’s and the logo on the beer can has been replaced with a Nazi swastika, the caption of the PM’s reply is “Hi mates! What’s the good word?”

#6. Is the image from panel #5 again of the two men shouting at the PM from the edge of the dam with the caption “FUCK OFF YOU NAZI PIECE OF SHIT!”
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Happy MemeDay! Generally I like Mondays - when 5 out of the 7 days of the week follow the same structure, getting away from the two wily days and back to the ‘regular’ days is somewhat comforting 🙃
We’re the Millers meme. The image is square and divided into quadrants, with one of the four main characters in each section.

Top left:
Picture of the ‘dad’ (basic white guy) with the title “Neurotypical” above him and then the text “I can function whenever I want” below him

Top right:
Picture of the ‘mum’ (basic white lady) with the title “Autism” above her and then the text “Whenever you want? I can only function within patterns and routines!” below her

Bottom left:
Picture of the ‘daughter’ (basic white teen girl) with the title “ADHD” above her and then the text “Routines? I can only function in chaos or hyperfocus!” below her

Bottom right:
Picture of the ‘son’ (basic white teen boy) with the title “AuDHD” above him and then the text “You guys can function?” below him
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Being an #ally or a supporter of #SexWork and #SexWorkers DOES NOT mean you: • support human trafficking • aren’t feminist, anti-capitalist or progressive It actually means the opposite, that you’re intersectional & that you’re cool AF (If nothing else, just do it to spite conservatives 🤓) ☂️🫶☂️
White background with bold red text that reads:

“IF YOU THINK SEX WORK IS EXPLOITATIVE WAIT TILL I TELL YOU ABOUT AMAZON WORKERS.

SEX WORK IS REAL WORK!!”
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
This is esp true for #SexWorkers, who often live in the nexus of these communities/identities; particularly survival sex workers. Globally, #SWers often have the fewest rights & face the most discrimination. We need more allies. And we need them to be informed, intersectional and LOUD. ☂️🫶🏿🫶🏾🫶🏽🫶🏼🫶🏻☂️
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
HAPPY SEX [WORKER] ED SUNDAY! Remember when championing progressive/humanist/socialist ideas & causes to include/centre/champion those most marginalised, in both your intention & content. BIPOC, LGBTQIA+ & disabled/ND/chronically-ill folks are regularly left out or spoken over in this discourse… 🧵
Meme about sex work solidarity.

Top half: 

Red banner with the title ‘How YOU can help a sex worker TODAY!’

An open red umbrella, either side of which says:
‘Learn our history
Listen to our stories
Defend us from hate
Support our supporters
BE LOUD FOR US HONIES!
And always remember…’

Followed underneath the umbrella in bold red font:
‘NO ONE IS FREE UNTIL EVERYONE IS FREE’

Bottom half:

All inclusive Pride Flag
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I love that! And I don’t know why, but it really does make me feel so much better 😅 tysm! 🙏🏻🫶🏻
GIF of Jeff Goldblum miming relief and the word ‘phew’
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
🤣🤣🤣❣️
Text across the top: 
“Edgar Allen Poe? Haven’t heard that name in years”
Image:
Raven with a cigarette in its break approaching a hand holding a lighter that’s lit
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
It’s the far far west coast (ie the east coast of Australia) but hope it helps 🤓
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Oooeee my tapping finger is getting a workout today!
Simpsons meme of the bus driver tapping the ‘don’t talk to driver’ sign. The sign has been replaced by a poster of Netanyahu in the style of the Obama hope poster, with the word ‘hope’ changed to ‘Nazi’
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
In case it wasn’t obvious, I was making this sound…
Meme: Close up pic of a crowd of the aliens from Toy Story with ‘ooooohhh’ written cross the bottom
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Tappa tappa tappa
Simpsons bus driver meme where the bus driver is tapping the ‘don’t talk to the driver’ sign, which has been replaced with a poster of Trump styled after the Obama ‘hope’ poster and the word ‘hope’ is changed to ‘Nazi’
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Whelp, guess I’ma just have to keep tapping the sign…
Simpsons meme of the bus driver tapping the sign - the ‘don’t talk to driver’ sign has been replaced by a poster of Netanyahu’s bust with the word Nazi across it
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
#PedoPrez #FuckTrump #ResistanceArt #USpol
Poster of Trvmp done in the style of the Obama ‘Hope’ poster - colour palette has been changed to colours from WWII nazi colours and the word ‘hope’ changed to ‘arse’
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Poster of Trvmp done in the style of the Obama ‘Hope’ poster - colour palette has been changed to colours from WWII nazi colours and the word ‘hope’ changed to ‘i would call him a cunt, but he has neither the depth nor the warmth’
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Poster of Trvmp done in the style of the Obama ‘Hope’ poster - colour palette has been changed to colours from WWII nazi colours and the word ‘hope’ changed to ‘nazi’
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
OK now I’m even more inspired 🤣 Taking suggestions for other four letter words* (*that aren’t cvnt or twat - let’s try and cool it on using terms that refer to women/femmes/queers, their bodies, etc. as negative descriptors. And that’s coming from some who wears a cvnt ring on the daily) (1/4)
Poster of Trvmp done in the style of the Obama ‘Hope’ poster - colour palette has been changed to colours from WWII nazi colours and the word ‘hope’ changed to ‘pedo’
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Cannot recommend enough the Dorothy Cotton documentary ‘MOVE When the Spirit Says Move’! I was in the same boat till I watched it 💗 dorothycottoninstitute.org/news-article...
Official poster for the film ‘Move When the Spirit Says Move: The Legacy of Dorothy Foreman Cotton’. Mustard yellow background. On the left side is with a black and white image of Dr Dorothy Cotton at a lectern with microphones mid speech, and over a dozen small film festival accolade logos. On the right side in simple, sans serif font is the movie’s title and production info: 
“Photosynthesis Productions & The Dorothy Cotton Institute Present
MOVE
WHEN THE SPIRIT SAYS MOVE
The Legacy of Dorothy Foreman Cotton”
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I rushed the graphics cause I didn’t want to look at him any longer than necessary…
Poster of Netanyahu done in the style of the Obama ‘Hope’ poster - colour palette has been changed to colours from WWII nazi uniform and the word ‘hope’ changed to ‘nazi’
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
😅 Read this while walking around in my favourite hat… And a ‘Noot Noot’ in bogan-ese to you! 😁🐧🤙🏻
Close up selfie of a basic white femme wearing sunnies and a bucket hat - head is tipped down to emphasise the hat which is black with a graphic of Pingu holding a bindle and tooting their beak and text around it saying ‘Noot Noot Motherf***ers’
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Also made a couple of alts since the laptop was open and I bothered to save the swatches… share away ✌🏻
Poster of Netanyahu done in the style of the Obama ‘Hope’ poster - colour palette has been changed to colours from WWII nazi uniform and the word ‘hope’ changed to ‘nazi’ Poster of Trump done in the style of the Obama ‘Hope’ poster - colour palette has been changed to colours from WWII nazi uniform and the word ‘hope’ changed to ‘nazi’
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I dusted off the ol’ illustrator account to do some tinkering - digital art never was my strong suit (as my half finished uni degree can attest), but can still find the image trace function 🤓
Poster of Trump done in the style of the Obama ‘Hope’ poster - colour palette has been changed to colours from WWII nazi uniform and the word ‘hope’ changed to ‘pedo’
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I’m rather impressed no one posted a vulva here - ngl, I was tempted…
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
d) Is a perfectly fine collection of penises but I prefer the Japanese style of fallic collection & display 🤓🍆🎐 matcha-jp.com/en/5732
Giant black cock being carried in a sedan chair styled as a Shinto Shrine carried above a parade procession
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Human Artists! Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
Painting of a spatuletail hummingbird (centred) connecting its beak to the index finger of a hand that’s coming into frame (top right). The hand represents the hand of God, and the bird is replacing Adam, the painting is a reimagining of the fresco ‘the Creation of Adam’ from Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel ceiling. 
The background of the canvas is a simple wash of beige/tan with a slight gradient getting lighter to the top, and small spots of white (flecks of light). The left side of the canvas has a few out of focus cherry blossom branches coming into frame. There’s a small description in Japanese with a red marker’s seal in the bottom right corner.
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
He’s not wrong! I avoided woodwork out of school bc the culture on building sights is more often than not racist, sexist, etc…but then I discovered amazing little crafter corners that are beyond enlightened/enlightening! Give it a go, the box & the table it’s on are mine, you’ll be there in no time💕
Close up of a handmade walnut box with maple dovetail splines and lid. A hand holding up its lid and it sits on a display table made of reclaimed, bird’s eye timber in a Japanese style - both pieces are done with Japanese joinery (no glue, no nails) and done with nearly all hand tools. There’s some books on the shelf below the box, and it’s all in front of a slightly out of focus sitting area at the front of a makers studioMeme of Bill Murray from the movie Stripes pointing at the camera a la Uncle Sam - the text at the top and bottom of the frame reads: Hey you, Yes you, You can do it
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Hi! I love yo fuzzes 😻 fellow introvert & also an AuDHDie who likes instructions/coming correct 🤓 am housesitting at my parents, this Hoya Carnosa is a cutting from the original my nan planted in the yard from the OG family house 30+yrs ago - she’s the lady in the photo bottom left, I’m the baby 🥰
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I have to add another amazing vocabulary find by @stefan.bsky.social here cause he introduced me to aprocity very closely to introducing me to iconomatopoiea - a word that looks like its meaning (better description in the pic, coined by @dontattempt.bsky.social )
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Hahaha! Everything about this is amazing!
Three panels, vertically stacked, of three stills out of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, where they are meeting Socrates in the Ancient Greek agora:

Top panel: Bill & Ted looking at camera, the words “all we are is dust in the wind, dude” written along the bottom.

Middle panel: Bill looking down with contemplative grin & Ted still looking at camera, nothing else

Bottom panel: Socrates looking stunned
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Wow 😻 first cluster of posts starts with my favourite Vonnegut quote and ends with my favourite Socrates one… the top of your profile is currently ‘bookended’ with my top two favourite dudes. My day is made and I thank you for it 🙏🏻🫶🏻
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
From the country that has 11/10 of the most venomous snakes in the world & public schooling doesn’t teach osmosis but does give yearly swimming lessons thru elementary, b/c, everything wants to kill you here, even the environment… ozone hole, looking in your direction. And yes, definitely while high
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Hi friend, I noticed some typos in your meme! I figured you didn’t want it to misinform, or to cause hurt, so I fixed it up for you. You’re welcome 🤓 sending love and kindness to you and yours 🫶🏻✌🏻
A white background with simple back text, some of which has been crossed out and alternative words have been put in red. 

The original text read: 
You either support human rights, gay rights, and freedom rights
OR
You support Palestine, the Houthis, and other Muslim countries that don’t allow those rights
You can’t do both.
@we_love_humans_

The corrected text reads:
In order to support human rights, gay rights, and freedom rights
YOU ALSO
have to support Palestine, Jews, Christians and other Muslim people that don’t have those rights
You can do both.
love_humans_
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Just informed my fuzzes that our Colbert times will be coming to an end - they are ‘the Cats formally known as Smudge and Orange Cat’… May I now introduce to ‘Shocked’ and ‘Appalled’
Two cats side by side: the one on the left is small, mostly black with very dilated pupils looking up and away from the centre, slightly stunned. She’s sitting on the ground next to the cat on the right - a ginger cat three times her size sturdily loafing on a bed, staring assuredly, directly at the camera
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
@stefan.bsky.social - couldn’t quickly find a pic of Orange Cat both using you as a bed instead of the actual bed, while somehow also restricting your access to the actual bed… but a photo of him asserting his dominance of you generally WAS very easy to find 😅 You’ll be the human in the OP so soon 💪
Large, janky ginger cat (whose gov name is actually/officially ‘Orange Cat’) sprawled out comfortably napping across a big outdoor seat, while a human is perched just enough on the seat’s edge to read a book, not so comfortably
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
(I'd say imperialism and colonialism too but idk how to explain that within the character limit in a way a 5yo would understand. Plus, a kiddo only gets so many innocent years, they'll find out soon enough)
Spongebob Squarepants meme: pic of Spongebob making a rainbow with his hands that says 'racism' over it
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
¡Buenos días a todos! I just have to gush about how nice it’s to be in Mexico, visiting all the beautiful spots along the Gulf of Mexico. The Mexican gulf is stunning, whether looking down flying over the Gulf of Mexico or standing in the waters of Mexico’s Gulf; this gulf of the Mexicans is amazing
Photo taken from a bench swing looking out over a beach at a hostel in Celestún, Mexico.
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
An amazing workshop series wrapped 🤓 Happy sex worker Saturday! Huge thank yous to the amazing other participants, facilitator Anne O Nomis, @ausschoolofsex.bsky.social and my love @stephen-bell.bsky.social 🥰
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Very easy mistake to make, trust me…!
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
😻😻😻 i love it! So is Smudge, hence her delighted face…
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Hi New Skies! Here’s some titties as a welcome 😁🤓😘 Happy Sex Worker Saturday (or Sunday…. Punctuality never my was strong suit 🙃)
Cropped close up of a naked white girl, lower face and chest, boobs out
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Amellee (They/she) @amellee.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Me at Xmas in about 1993 give or take… ‘Tis a throwback, but it’s also a pretty accurate image of me now, and am anticipating will be a v accurate ‘throwforward’ as well 🤓
Dishevelled toddler in a poorly lit 90s lounge room on Christmas Day with a barely visible Xmas tree and gifts/gift detritus behind them. They’re wearing a falling off red dress and red love heart novelty sunglasses. They’re attempting to smile at the camera but are not aware they’re autistic yet or perfected any masking techniques, so have not succeeded at conveying joy, or even comfort :)
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