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Alan Melikdjanian

@amelik.bsky.social
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~100% human

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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POV: you're doing a 5:30AM stakeout to politely confront a mystery person who pours food for street animals directly onto your porch. They never show, but then somehow manage to execute the drop later, invisibly, in broad daylight, while you're having breakfast in this same spot.
Eerie view from inside a pitch dark interior through vertical window blinds onto a street at night, blurred.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/09/2026
ICE BEHIND THE MASKS HAVE NAMES 2 masked agents threatened to arrest Robert Peck for legally observing them. He sued. “And now, because of a lawsuit, the (ICE) agents have names.” A Hylton 📌Nicholas Lapointe 📌Christopher Semler I hope more people take ICE to court when their rights are violated.
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Eyeballs almost totally inoperable today. Makes me realize idk how to do anything productive without using my vision.
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
sick 😞 give me your lifehacks for not being sick
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Confidentially folded my glasses with one hand and hooked them into my short collar only to realize I was shirtless.
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
aka The World of Penn & Teller. I kid, I kid
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the strokes!
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm in a thing! As me! With a cool person! :D
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
DAMNIT
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Dudes who follow zero people are so damn cool. Meanwhile my clown ass is following DOZENS like a loser. Jeez, get it together. TAP INTO YOUR INNER WOLF, ALAN
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Can’t sleep
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
sigh
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
🎵 to the tune of A Day in the Life: I told my mom the youtube guy Whose health advice she likes to watch sometimes Is made entirely of AI She said she’s well aware But he’s still quite nice I’d like to buuuuuuuurn theeeeeeee woooooooorld
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This better not awaken anything in me. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com
‘Captain Disillusion’ YouTube Star Alan Melikdjanian Sets First-Look Deal With Streamer Nebula; Scripted Sci-FI Series in the Works (EXCLUSIVE)
YouTube star Alan Melikdjanian, the creator behind the popular channel "Captain Disillusion," has set a first-look deal with Nebula
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This feels like an office email on the weekend.
Email notification:
Netflix
What did you think of Frankenstein?
Either way let us know.
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Due to a quirk of how some IMDb credit attributes work, this has been listed as my AKA name (for years, I guess).
Personal details: Alternative name: TERD
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Redemption
A mustard yellow Hydro Flask mug with a black lid and chrome rim
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Mug left on car roof Tumbled down on the main road Now must buy new mug
Remains of a gray Hydro Flask mug crushed by uncaring traffic.
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I miss my cat.
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
stress level: galactic
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Woke up to a big power outage. I have a feeling this’ll be a really great year.
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Whatever. It’s fine.
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Today was a pretty nice day.
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
This 25-min slow-talkin' mess needs to be tightened up, word by word, down to like 21 mins.
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Not sure how that was supposed to be an idea.
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I'm going to reset the stupid lights, reapply the stupid makeup, and shoot the stupid missing 5 seconds, matching it as best I can, tomorrow 😔
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
For like the 50th time in my career, I missed filming an important line in a scene that I wrote the script for, used software to meticulously shot-plan, and was shooting on my own with no distractions while closely following a live-updating schedule.
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I guess I just don't know how to write this video. It's comin' out terrible. Writing is the worst.
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I’ll miss you, MuppetVision 3D 😢
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Do NOT take nighttime Theraflu at 6AM.
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
No, world, YOU go to sleep.
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
We laughed at their misadventures, but in the reality, Goofy would probably have been deemed unfit to maintain legal custody of Max.
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
It’s time to stop autocorrecting vlogger to blogger.
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Sometimes there’s just randomly a Soviet police car on a street.
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
“Dragon’s Den” makes sense. Dragons hoard treasure. You’re a hero coming in trying to get it; might succeed or might get killed. “Shark Tank” has nothing to do with anything. No one goes to a shark tank. Sharks in a tank can’t get me and I don’t need anything from them.
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Alan Melikdjanian @amelik.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
wtf am I doing with my life
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