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Amelia Sawyer

@ameliasawyer.bsky.social
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Actor. Comedian. Writer. Artist. Former marketing maven opting out of grift culture, digital feudalism, and men who sell nostalgia as a product. Writing about creativity, humor, and analog life. open.substack.com/pub/analogbyamelia

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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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My 2026 Resolution Was to Go Analog. Then I Took a Bath.
a sick day, a locked phone, a news cycle, & a very predictable relapse into doomscrolling
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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A Digital Serf Attempts Escape
Slowing down in a world built to speed us up
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Chicago April 19th, 2025 🥺 #50501movement
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
🦊🦊🦊 play makes the sad go away…
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Same @joshgad.bsky.social Same
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Seth Pollack @sethmpk.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
EMERGENCY ACTION 🚨 8AM Friday 3/14 9 Prospect Park West, near Grand Army Plaza. @schumer.senate.gov needs to hear us: FIGHT BACK OR STEP DOWN.
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Well that was disgusting and embarrassing.
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Tris @trisresists.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I repeat…
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick certainly just made all the worst people in this country mad, so that’s some nice icing on the cake
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
#caturday
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Hoping the horror from the mind of @stephenking.bsky.social will take me away from the daily horror of our democracy being slashed…even if it’s only for a moment #booksky
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
🇺🇸🆘🇺🇸
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
What in the actual eff are these flags on gov websites? 9 stars 11 stripes? Umm i hate this #trumpsterfire #coup
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
January’s Theme Song #funny #notfunny #ihateith
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
@govpritzker.illinois.gov lessssgo Pritz Love my state ❤️
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Podcast taping, audition, and improv show tonight on what is hopefully the last day of this tragic month.
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Facts.
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Will the longest month of all time end tonight? Or will January continue forever? And ever? And ever?
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
If Biden fired 100 FAA employees and put a freeze on hiring air traffic controllers 8 days before an airport plane crash, Rush Limbaugh would immediately come back from the dead to provide non stop hate-rage coverage blaming Biden.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I wanna believe Kurt, I really do.
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I know that wild cats shouldn’t be “owned” by humans. I know this as FACT. But…this murder kitty’s belly makes me want to give all my money to the illegal animal trade so they can be my murder kitty. 🐈‍⬛ 🦁
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Maybe this means Canada wants to buy US? 🇨🇦🤞 pretty pls
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
PROP - PR Over Policy. Don't confuse them. He is flooding the zone. He knows that media will cover everything he does. Getting people upset. Which helps give him more coverage of the upset people. All just talking about him. Dems need to be strategic.
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Went to Costco for TruFruit. Did in fact, not purchase TruFruit. Did however support a business that isn’t fucking over everyone. So feeling pretty good. 😊 #dei #costco
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Good morning from the beach in #Chicago!! beautiful and spicy cold 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶🥶 🥶 🥶 #photosky

 water. 
This is an image of the winter beach in Chicago. Snowy sand and icy blue lake. This is an image of the winter beach in Chicago. Snowy sand and icy blue lake with the rising sun.
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Wait, what happened to NFT’s?
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowoowowo. I come to @bsky.app for @mcuban.bsky.social insight, I stay for the 🦉 pics.
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Doing Improv every week brings me so much joy. In these unfuckingprecedented times find your community. To me community is survival.
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Sold my tesla on Wednesday. Had it for 5 years and absolutely loved it. But fuck that Nazi.
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
While it feels like everything is terrible, thought it might be good for our collective nervous system if we started sharing 3 things that make us happy (under #threethingssky) ……I’ll go first • Improv • Kurt Vonnegut Books • Marvis Toothpaste 🖤♥️
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I see no lie.
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Banksy makes it better…at least for a moment. #artsky #banksysky
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
He just wants to be the star of this reality show half us didn’t ask for…
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Haha Science is Dead bro is 💯 #huberman is such a grifter
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
The #FilmSky challenge: 20 movies that have greatly influenced you. One film per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just the poster (and in no particular order): 1/20 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind #filmskychallenge #eternalsunshineofthespotlessmind
Poster of the movie 🍿 eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Yes. That would be illegal. Thank god we have a president who believes in law and order…😂 it’s like he was reassuring himself that he didn’t just put a dictator in office.
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
My republican father (who hates dump but voted for him), said “don’t worry there will be a new president in 4 years. Because that’s how America works. If not that would be illegal.” I am now deceased💀
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
It’s -6 degrees in Chicago right now. Which means you should watch my sketch about how I stay warm in Chicago winters…spoiler alert it involves an 🐊 youtu.be/aWZ6NlqPOYc?... #comedysky #funnysky
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Surviving Chicago Winter: Bunny Monologue
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Is there such a think as #treehuggersky?
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Carme does not accept the election results. #catpics #catsky
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
same bruh same #skytok
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
This made today 79% better. Thanks #skytok #healingmonks are the best kind
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Smartest cat on the planet 🌎
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
My 1st post: Cute Dog My 2nd post: Nazi dog
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Amelia Sawyer @ameliasawyer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Since everything is ok fire here’s a cute picture of my dog Brenda Walsh.
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