Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The hockey gods told danault and Evans, you don't have to do fitness tests anymore but on day 1, you will get stuck out on the ice for a million years and you will have to defend forever. 191
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Kreider, I assume you know that if you were on the ice, you are required to hold the dude down so Dobeš can punch him. 030
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Andy!static.klipy.comKieran Culkin's Horse Kickflip on SNLALT: Kieran Culkin's Horse Kickflip on SNL 010
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Whenever people complain about the Habs opening ceremony, I tell them, well, it's not for you. It's for the fans. ...Do leafs fans like this ? 010
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I bought a Habs t-shirt at the building that used to be maple leaf gardens. 011
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@theactivestick.bsky.social @grosmatchcesoir.com I'm watching the Rebuild (sorry Ian), and during Kaiden guhle's walk and talk around the neighbourhood? Guess what's in the background ? Matelas bonheur For real 010
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me: "stop fucking around. Lance-le". My franglais is ready. 120
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Holy smokes Sam montembeaultstatic.klipy.comCat Impressed Cat WowALT: Cat Impressed Cat Wow 010
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Time to put some old hot dogs they forgot in the fridge from last season directly into Grieg's shoes 110
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I guess with the weird split squad situation, Ottawa doesn't have to do that weird thing where they send down their AHL guys, then call them back up to play Montreal in the preseason. I always thought it was a Pierre Dorion thing but then it continued 000
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026...so who in Toronto wants to take me to Costco to get a Habs sweatshirt ?static.klipy.comLiz Lemon Begging PleaseALT: Liz Lemon Begging Please 000
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Me, watching the Rebuild: (A narrative about player x, then shows the player looking sad) Ohmygawd, laisse-lui tranquille! 100
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Early in the game, they showed Travis green, expecting him to be yelling about a call. He didn't, the broadcast seemed surprised. I thought, IT IS PRESEASON THAT'D BE EMBARASSING. Later on, he was yelling and it was embarrassing. 010
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026For a second I thought we weren't going to get the usual shenanigans 000
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Lane Hutson doesn't know how to half-ass it in the preseason.static.klipy.comCher Horowitz Says 'Ugh, As If!' (Pilot Hardy)ALT: Cher Horowitz Says 'Ugh, As If!' (Pilot Hardy) 010
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026For a moment, I thought they were going to get montembeault to do the face off 100
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Dear Lord Sportsnet, just lemme watch them come out during THE moment of fix you 210
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I assume they are doing this on purpose. They sent the pk players to Toronto. They must pk for 75% game. Commit all the penalties. 000
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's preseason and all that, but it looks like Sam successfully unplugged and plugged himself back in 041
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The pre-season, where I wonder things like, hmmm who is new Edmundson? Do I need to learn new Edmundson? (Aka 44. No one looks like Edmundson on account of he is huge) 110
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If they hold pressers for all the new contracts, it's going to be longer than the entire golf tournament 000
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Félicitations Alex newhookstatic.klipy.com3D Puffin Model with Fish in BeakALT: 3D Puffin Model with Fish in Beak 020
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Kent Hughes and Jeff Gorton were like, we can't play golf tomorrow like this, lemme do something hold on. 030
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Félicitations Zachary Bolduc Excited to see you this season! 040
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'm not going to the home opener, but you best believe I would boo him during intros. 010
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What. The. Hell. This is so carey can kill him during his hhof night right ? 100
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 12/09/20261. I inexplicably guessed Tyler Toffoli right away 2. Do you think he chose to impersonate mark stone because they both have curly hair ? 3. Tyler, you should have ole'd Joe Thornton 4. Tyler Toffoli was a great hab. 020
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Just watching the Rebuild 1) I am a sicko and as soon as I realised that they were showing the preseason game in Quebec, I thought, oh my gawd remember when a skate got super close to Jake's head during a fight? But also the stick salut at an away game 2) I'm pre-sad about Gally 120
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Okay, so based on the Habs social media we gave all of cursed blue jerseys to children who love our goalies In other news, Dobeš et Fowler are adorable. 040
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 05/08/2026@lockedoncanadiens.bsky.social Mailbag: Remember that time when Price got run by Palmieri, and petry helped to hold KP down so that price could punch him? If this happens again, who is helping Dobeš? (You can't pick xhekaj, as he'd kill the dude himself) 010
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 05/08/2026@lockedoncanadiens.bsky.social The first order of business is to tell Geoff Molson that they should never play Ottawa in the preseason again. I disagree with much of what GM Laura said, but I still think she's great and smart, and don't want to yell at nice people on the internet 010
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Arpon, once again gets it exactly right, saying it much better than I could ever hope. As I said previously, hage seems to have the support around him to make well-thought out decision He seems very mature and smart Looking forward to seeing you soon kidstatic.klipy.comExactly Nailed ItALT: Exactly Nailed It 120
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Everyone should just offer sheet everyone over the next seven days, and see what happens And no one responds early. Everyone hand in their homework five mins before the deadline. 010
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I'm dying to know who were the other three teams to offer sheet Carlsson. 020
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I maintain the term for offer sheet in French is much better. 100
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Félicitations Jakub Dobeš! Bien mérité dude. You earned this. May we all throw mattresses on the ice for shutouts. Congrats Dobešstatic.klipy.comJakub Dobes HabsALT: Jakub Dobes Habs 020
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 02/07/2026For your offseason consumption: A goalie's review of goals allowed. This one is buf vs. MTL, so against upl and Lyon youtu.be/Z8Oc0SWq9F8?... Bonus, he slowly devolves into madness as Alex newhook does newhook things.youtu.beBreaking Down Every Goal The Sabres Allowed vs Canadiens in Round 2 | Goalie Film RoomYouTube video by CaveNHL 000
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Devon Levi to Edmonton is the most predictable thing in the world 000
Amelia Pond @ameliap.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I have no idea if Corey Perry's family moves with him every time he changes teams, but I feel like it's the nhl version of, Oh we're a military/ international diplomat family/ etc family 000
