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Ambrose

@ambrosiasalad.bsky.social
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I like cheesecake and anti-depressants. I have a cat and a lot of friends who like to dance.

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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
birthday 👁️👄👁️
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don’t talk about this much on BS, but I’m really craving cheesecake today. Preferably with a blueberry compote.
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what was your favorite film that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Black Swan Natalie Portman
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
😩 this sinus infection is so annoying tbh
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This Is A Big Inconvenience For Me
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
hmmph
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Kind of wild watching this season of big brother.
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I hate how sometimes I can find myself surrounded by strangers and I’m fine, and sometimes it’s like I can’t run away fast enough and everything I say/do is the dumbest thing I could possibly be doing in this room of people.
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
why does it smell like fresh corn outside
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Full Moon Jam is happening tonight just 1/4 mile south of Foster Beach. Cooooome out Chicagoans, it’ll be fun. 🙂‍↔️
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is the energy I plan to carry with me and expect the same of those closest to me I think basically? Yeah.
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
From Sunday
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It’s so nice out today. I love when Chicago’s weather is wonderful.
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ThiccDadsVaping4Christ @meccorad.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day ✂️
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Did you know it’s the month of May? Fun fact.
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
15 favorite TV shows off the top of my head: Six Feet Under Mad Men 30 Rock Veronica Mars Law and Order: SVU Broad City Buffy the Vampire Slayers Will & Grace The Shield Nip/Tuck Picket Fences The Nanny Golden Girls High Potential Will Trent
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Someone asked if I post n*des here 😭 naw fam, there’s people from hs here 😭
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Do you ever just …. ???
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Tony Breed ✶ boop @tonybreed.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
“Meet the homosexuals who believe they themselves should be stoned to death” –The New York Times, probably
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Matt in the Hat @bugattibugatti.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
SSRIs in 2026
Crunchy Cheeto serving as a door lock
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Cymbalta Zaddy ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @geraldfarinas.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Jesus was crucified by the religious leaders in cooperation with a corrupt government
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Took this yesterday and was like, “I’m masc 4 masc now” as a joke did I get laughs? Prob not LOLOLOL
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Do you ever think, “mmm yay, it is storming really heavily! Now I can cancel my plans and be cute at the same time!” Or something along those lines?
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ThiccDadsVaping4Christ @meccorad.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Me just standing there while my grubub driver figures out how to close the order before he hands it to me:
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
To explain this selfie would take too long, so just look at it I guess.
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Sometimes you just want to be on top 🤷‍♂️
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 of your favorite bands/artists you’ve seen live: Adele P!nk Kesha Sam Smith Taylor Swift Charli xcx George Ezra Jojo LCD Soundsystem Sabrina Carpenter
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
A fun night was had
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Last weekend during Pop’d at Meeting House, I was of course seen wearing overalls.
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Why yes I did just spontaneously watching Orphan Black even tho I still need to finish The X-Files and ER.
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Do you ever just ???
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Overheard at new but old familiar water hole: “Oh no, tonight is a pee pee night. Because I just pee pee’d at the other place.”
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CDUBS @cdubsonfire.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Another non thirsty post. So my grandma died on Monday. We're struggling to take care of the after-death things that one must do. If you can help donate, my family would be incredibly grateful gofund.me/f7134c181
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Donate to Helping My Family After Grandma’s Passing, organized by Brittany Withers
A month ago, I was making cookies with my grandma for her 94th birthday. Sh… Brittany Withers needs your support for Helping My Family After Grandma’s Passing
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ThiccDadsVaping4Christ @meccorad.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I was today years old when I learned Oscar winner Sean Astin is the son of Oscar winner Patty Duke.
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
These early reviews of Wicked For Good are scaring me cuz they’re what I feared when splitting the film in two
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
😩
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I Ate Too Much and Now I Can’t Move - an autobiography
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I wish I had a regular sleep schedule lol omgggggg
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I’m so over being unable to sleep when I have a headache
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CCHI54 @cchi54.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose.
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky.
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
D;
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
In lieu of FCF, here I am at the beach with my friend Ahmed.
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Beach
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Can they take back Woody Allen’s Oscars?
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Ambrose @ambrosiasalad.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
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