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Adam

@ambradley70.bsky.social
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Husband, father, computer nerd, perpetually 39 years old. Turbo encabulator restoration expert. Nostalgic about nostalgia. Live in a van, down by the river.

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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Beekeeper 2: Beekeepier? I can't wait!
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
By any chance is that from Lancaster Central Market?
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I figured it out. They're using bananas, raspberries, and pointed sticks.
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What have I become, my Swedish friend?
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Here are some other names for the lake that I prefer over Lake 'Murica. gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
So you're telling me there's a chance?
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Twice in the last 3 weeks we had delayed EveryPlate box delivery. First time, it never got delivered. This time it was two days late. The food was 64 degrees F. It shouldn't have been delivered by FedEx - they should have destroyed it. Someone could get seriously sick. @hellofresh.bsky.social
EveryPlate box contents were more than 64 degrees F when delivered two days late
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Was that where Duran Duran got its name?
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You (maybe) read it here first - I predict the president will soon erect signage on the White House that says "THE DONALD J. TRUMP WHITE HOUSE".
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
That sounds double-plus-good!
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
"This just in - we're told it's Comey selling them on Amazon." "Then we'll prosecute!" "Correction, it's not Comey selling them." "Then it's fine." It's literally a comedy sketch.
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Trumpy loves me, this I know 'Cause his lackeys tell me so
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It's an old-fashioned but beautiful term, like groceries.
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Thou shalt boogie on, reggae woman
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
You just know it would have cheap domes and no air to clean out the rays.
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Ok, I know what it's NOT like, but what does it actually taste like?
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Lots of colorful eggs
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
What's with the "it gives the impression"? Leaving that out makes his statement more accurate.
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I believe the proper term is "poopy milk".
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It's a good thing she didn't change her last name otherwise her license wouldn't have matched her birth certificate. You know what that means - no birth for you!
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
"I don't need anything! Except this ashtray. And this paddle game. That's all I need! And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, that's all I need! And these matches. I don't need one other thing! I need this..."
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
As a young adult in the early 1990s I was coerced into joining Amway by my (ex-)wife's family. They spoke of freedom and liberty while dictating every aspect of our lives - who we associated with, what we wore, ate, drove, etc. It's often called a cult. This is the same on an even larger scale.
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
So, she wanted a safe space and they hurt her feelings?
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Recently rented a newer car. I'm not against drive by wire systems, but I HATE the dial-a-gear and parking brake toggle. Duplicate the look and feel of old school shifters and parking brakes and back them with electronic controls rather than cables and other direct linkages. Let me enjoy driving.
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
"Have I been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize now?", Trump was heard to ask. "I'm bringing peace to the Middle East by bombing them!"
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Was its father a Datsun 280Z?
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Screw going home - the Dow being over 50,000 is what we should be talking about.
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Ok, maybe don't buy Fartcoin, but everyone should have a Fartcopter.
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The big question - will it become Skynet, WOPR, or Colossus?
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
That's the wrong hand for Dr. Strangelove cosplay.
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I'm not surprised Trump is a fascist. That's been obvious for years. But, I am disappointed that so many others ignore, support, excuse, or actively participate in his anti-American actions. They should have humanity and empathy, but they don't. Did they lose it or never have it?
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This is about as good as it gets.
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
How about an UFC Peace Prize to go with his FIFA Peace Prize?
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
My movie theater had a "free popcorn if you show up in costume" day yesterday. I thought of going as Crazy Spoon Head, but chickened out. I don't think anyone working there is old enough to get the reference. 'Cause I'm old.
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I'm going to start shortening my replies to just "Orwell" because we all know what that means in this context.
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I was going to say I'm not familiar with that but then I saw your pictures and yes, I've seen that one too - just didn't remember its name.
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Bring lefse to work, don't say what it is, and enjoy the (happy?) surprise on their faces when they realize it's not a flour tortilla! Also great for sharing at school! I'm not Norwegian but my kids are 1/4 Norwegian so I know lefse, lutefisk, krumkake, and krub (an alternate name for klub?).
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I made mashed potatoes in the pressure cooker for the first time this year. Only need to peel and cut in fourths, and come out perfectly soft with no guessing. I'm only making them that way from now on.
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Two dolls instead of 30, amirite?
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I hate that bags of oranges are sold in red netting that makes them look more orange than they really are.
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Anyone else keep generic return envelopes found in unsolicited donation requests for future use, or is it just me?
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
There is no quid pro quo! Wait, what? Sorry, I meant there IS quid pro quo!
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
All I'm saying is, if Olive the dog thought she was the other reindeer, she was being a total dick to Rudolph.
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Close - it was G.O.D.
Richard Pryor as G.O.D. in the 1980 film "In God We Trust".
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The saying is "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions", but it really should be "The road to hell is paved with capitulations". Too many with the power to stand up to the Trump regime are genuflecting to it instead.
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
This meal is "only" $8.99 in South Central PA. In 2022, it was half that price (two meals for $8.99).
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
My theory is the world ended when Ernest Borgnine died and we've been living in the dust and embers since then, as all the lights slowly go out.
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I respect professional wrestling more than politics because at least they tell you up front that it's all an act.
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Adam @ambradley70.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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