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Amber Valentine

@ambival.co.uk
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🏳️‍⚧️ 28 | She/Her 🇬🇧 Born in Cornwall 🔞 NSFW | MDNI ❤️‍🔥 DM for nudes! 🔁 Always refollows! 🎗️ gofund.me/9b6decb63 💍 @nuvy-iel.bsky.social - the love of my life! ❤️‍🔥 🎶 Music producer/artist ✝️ Humanist 🎤 spti.fi/ambival 🌐 ambival.co.uk

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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 15/06/2026
did my first pro modelling shoot, missed my train back so got stranded in the city, spent the whole night struttin the streets after dark (which was pretty spooky with all the drunken, rowdy lads out on a Saturday) before finding a cozy church courtyard to chill in - a fun (+exhausting) adventure! 🧡
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 11/05/2026
🤷‍♀️😂❤️
A screenshot of the Facebook report menu with the following text:

What's going on? 
- It's annoying or not interesting 
- I'm in this photo and I don't like it
- I think it shouldn't be on Facebook
- It's spam

In the screenshot, the second option is selected.
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 21/10/2025
whaaat nooo i only have a pinkman-inspired discord bio and actual ringtone (try it, it's probably embarrassing as hell 😘)
a screenshot of my discord bio stating:
https://www.ambival.co.uk/
yo yo yooo 148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ - what up, biiiaaatch
leave at the tone
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 30/09/2025
Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell 🎠
A photo of a page from the book The Catcher in the Rye by J.D Salinger, showing the following text:
“Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.”
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 26/09/2025
Paraphrased from the wonderful @nuvy-iel.bsky.social (the most kindhearted demon I’ve known) - the threat is REAL, URGENT, & IMMINENT. The writing is on the walls, clear as day; even I can see it from across the Atlantic. If YOU have the means to support trans folks fleeing the USA - PLEASE DO! 🏳️‍⚧️💞
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 21/09/2025
Proof 💋
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 20/08/2025
I wear glasses now!
A photo of myself wearing glasses, a choker with a cross pendant, a leopard-print denim jacket, a brown fedora with a pair of aviator sunglasses atop the brim, and some light makeup (including a new matte lipstick)!
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 12/08/2025
Can’t make this shit up (apart from the fabricated misinformation that I, in fact, made up)… 😂
Screenshot of messages from a fake Bruce Springsteen account sending clearly-AI nonsense in response to the lies I sent:

Me:
That’s good, Spruce. I really liked your sitar work and your collaborations with the G Feet Brand.

Them:

Thank you!
My exploration of the sitar was a fun and enriching experience.
It added a unique, Indian touch to my music, and the collaboration with the G-Feet band was a great opportunity to explore new creative avenues.
I'm glad to hear that you enjoyed my work and the collaboration!
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 12/08/2025
If you’re gonna try to scam people by posing as a famous musician, at least take the time to learn the very first line from their most famous song… 🙄😂
A screenshot of a conversation between myself and a fake Bruce Springsteen scam account:

Them: 
"Hello fan ❤️🎶 How are you doing today? I’m so happy to see you here! 🥰 This is my private space where we can connect more closely, share special moments, and show love to one another. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for your endless support—it means the world to me. You are all part of my family now, and you’re always welcome here. 💕✨"

Me:
Hey, little girl, is your daddy home?

Them:
Sorry I don’t understand
Are you fan of mine
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 11/08/2025
✨glittery✨
A photo of myself wearing sparkly red eyeshadow with dark eyeliner
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 06/08/2025
lmao weeeeed
A cropped screenshot of my ‘following’ count, currently at 420
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 05/08/2025
🤨🤷‍♀️😂
A screenshot of my former social circle’s group chat, with messages sent by myself of a photo of me with one hand on my hip and an incredulous look (🤨) and the text:
“pictured: me lookin around tryna see what the fuckin problem is 👀😘”
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 05/08/2025
Before and after updating my name and profile picture on Facebook (my friends list is almost entirely people from my hometown)… continue to self-purge, sillies - I don’t want to associate with anyone who takes issue with me living my best life; they don’t deserve to be a part of it 😤🤷‍♀️🫶
My friends list BEFORE changing my Facebook profile to have a feminine name and picture, showing a count of 394.My friends list BEFORE changing my Facebook profile to have a feminine name and picture, showing a count of 383 - nine people have removed me thus far,
… and they shall not be missed!
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 05/08/2025
This obviously wasn’t intended as self-promo but feel free to follow me on Instagram if you get a kick out of these “agitate and antagonise the bigots” posts that seem to be so effective at riling up small-town small-minded bullies (as well as music stuff), I guess! 🤷‍♀️😅💕 www.instagram.com/ambival.ig
A picture of me wearing a cute new all-black formal outfit, shared to my Instagram story (with the song ‘Mathematics’ by Mos Def as the song), with the added text:

Talk shit n git ya ass beat by a girl 🤷‍♀️😂
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 05/08/2025
In other “can I live?” news, I got blocked by my homeland’s pride page on Instagram because I refused to leave a “kind reply” (due to a strong belief in the paradox of tolerance) and then told them they’ll be crushed under the boots of bigots who literally want to see us dead 🙄🤷‍♀️🖕
A screenshot of my Instagram story which is, itself, a screenshot of a post by the cornwallpride Instagram page calling for “kind replies only” in response to some bigoted bully claiming to “feel discriminated like and threatening to request a Freedom of Information report on “how much your pride events are costing tax payees”…

The caption of the cornwallpride post reads as follows:

Feeling all the love with a “lovely” email… 😳 Please help with a comment as a community reply… genuine kind replies only… to the below:

On my own story, I added a middle finger emoji (🖕) and the following text:
If you’re still fence-sitting in 2025 and showing “kindness” to bigots then you’re part of the problem
Wake the fuck up - do NOT tolerate intolerance

The first line of the 2Pac song If I Die 2Nite is visible, as that is the music I chose for the story:
A coward dies a thousand deaths
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 05/08/2025
Still trying to wrap my head around the (nonexistent) logic of this one tho… being trans is against progression? Lil man is CONFUSED 🤔🧐😂
A screenshot of my former friend from my hometown, in the middle of raging about my existence, claiming that said existence “hurts progression”:

>No you are wrong
>It hurts lots of people
>It hurts progression.
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 05/08/2025
I changed my pfp to this^ and the insecure manlet popped off, said he has fundamentally disagreed with my choices this whole time and tried desperately to reflect and project when I pointed out that he’s a bitter, lonely little boy with nothing going on, nothing to say, and no way to say it…
A photo of myself wearing a new cow-print denim jacket (bought by the lovely mother of my wonderful boyfriend) along with a lot of makeup!
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 03/08/2025
The man himself!! 🤩🥰🫶 #starstruck
A screenshot of my posts massively praising the movie Borderlands/Final Prayer being liked by the director himself (who also followed me)!
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 02/08/2025
Apparently iPhones can take long exposure photos? 👀😅🫶
A blurry long exposure photo taken with an iPhone: in the foreground is my forearm, behind which is myself looking into a vanity mirror - purple fairylights are visible in the background.
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 02/08/2025
happy cupcake 🧁 😇🫶
A fancy raspberry cupcake with pink frosting and bits of jam, in a shiny silver linerA fancy raspberry cupcake with pink frosting and bits of jam and the liner peeled to properly reveal the baked part
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 02/08/2025
Introducing the Institute for Fragile Masculinity Studies: your go-to source for exposing and mocking bigots too fragile to handle basic respect. If you enjoy watching insecure trolls get called out, you’re in the right place. www.facebook.com/share/16nhy5... Check alt text for typo explanation!
The emblem of my satirical Facebook page “Institute for Fragile Masculinity Studies” - the word ‘Institute’ is misspelled as “INSTTIUTE” to bait condescending mansplainers (the logo is AI-generated [sue me] which is initially what led to the typo but instead of wrangling it into submission I decided to make a joke of it) and on the page itself it bears the following caption:

“Any brave men around to rescue me from the tyranny of my own spelling? I simply couldn’t go on without unsolicited input from a confident male stranger.”
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 01/08/2025
In an effort to increase my body fat, we bought a blender! Chocolate, ice cream (two different flavours of Ben & Jerry’s), cinnamon, milk, ice & a shot of coffee - yum yum!! Now we just need some whipped cream to complete it 🤤😍🫶
Homemade milkshake!! Chocolate, ice cream (two different flavours of Ben & Jerry’s), cinnamon, milk, ice & a shot of coffee!
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 01/08/2025
Am I being baited by a troll account or what? There’s no way I just encountered the actual personification of virginity out in the wilds of Facebook 💀🤢 Totally out of the blue, mind - he’s going out of his way to defend someone whom I’d already apologised to for misunderstanding 😬🤡
Screenshot of a pretentious dork with awful mutton chops using a thesaurus to stroke his own ego, entirely unprompted:

“I posess a seqsuipedalian vocabulary.  Stop assuming and bloviating, or risk portraying a bovoporcine presentation.”
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 01/08/2025
mmmm yeeaa not sure if I can justify splashing out for a one-time costume 😬😭 Maybe I can repurpose it and take some sexy pics or treat my boyfriend to a fun night of psychedelic roleplay lmao 🤔😅
My absolutely abysmal bank balance, showing £1.78 in my account 😬😭
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 01/08/2025
I saw an opportunity and I took it 😏💅 Proud of that one tbh 😅
A screenshot of an interaction on Facebook: a random man named John Williams comments saying “That’s not Kate Bush” and I respond with a gif of THE John Williams - the iconic composer of many a classic film score - with the line “you’re not John Williams 🤔🧐”
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 01/08/2025
Don’t worry, cops - my seemingly violent rhetoric is purely facetious and is simply a hypothetical expression of my own frustrations; I do not condone or advocate for violence and am indeed a God-loving individual 🥰🫶🤫 I don’t wish to inflict harm upon anyone; I just wouldn’t mourn a bigot 🤷‍♀️😅
A screenshot of a brief summary of the UK laws regarding online communications and social media offences:

“This can be prosecuted under the Malicious Communication Act 1988 and the Communications Act 2003. Online threats could take many forms including threats to kill, harm or to commit an offence against a person, group of people or organisation.”
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 31/07/2025
ItS tOo SmaLL 🤔🙄😂
A closeup of the face of the character being designed for a logo of a product I am creating
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 31/07/2025
Bro really thought he did some different shit with this one… sorry for not obsessively tending to my Facebook profile, I guess? What a bizarre attempt at a “gotcha”, just desperately clutching at straws to try to insult me 💀😂🙄
The same braindead bright thinking he’s slick by pointing out that my ~15-year-old account has once upon a time clicked ‘Like’ on Kanye West’s page… prior to him becoming a nazi
“pretended you don’t support him but, oh look, he’s on your FB 🤣What a prat you are 🤣”
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 31/07/2025
This shit has gotta bottom out at some point, surely? What the fuck… this was after he thought he was slick by pointing out that I still had Kanye West in my liked pages… on a ~15 year old account 😂😬🤨
An absolute troglodyte on Facebook thinking he’s slick after I call him “Dunning-Kruger effect incarnate; too stupid to comprehend his own stupidity” 🙄

His comment:
“Amber Valentine how can the Dunning-Kruger effect be incarnate? Bless! 🤣”
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 31/07/2025
Throwback to when I saw a whole audience singing along to some shit I wrote while sat in my bedroom high out of my mind 😍 Felt like I had a legit hit on my hands 😅 Song is called “Take It Back” by Ambival btw, find it on streaming (but fuck Spotify, buncha war criminals) 🫶 #ThrowbackThursday #tbt
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 31/07/2025
This? 🤢🤮😡
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 31/07/2025
Cute date night at a cozy lil rustic place, with my lovely boyfriend @oliizhere.bsky.social 🥰 We planned to go to the cinema afterwards but I ate too fast and drank too much and may or may not have been sick🤢 Food was still lovely tho!! 😅
Chocolate milkshake!! 😍Fried squid and fresh rocket - the chilli jam was especially nice; zesty, tangy, and just the right amount of spice!A photo of my main course: 12oz steak (“as rare as possible while still being cooked” - I took half of it home as I overate) with lovely peppercorn sauce, grilled tomatoes on top of portobello mushrooms, chunky fries, mixed garden salad, as well as one of my favourite cocktails - strawberry daiquiri!!
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 29/07/2025
Does anyone know how I can log into Blue Sky on a new device now that I use a custom domain? I tried setting the ‘Hosting provider’ to my URL but it just says “Unable to contact your service” - any advice would be massively appreciated!! 🫶
A photo of my computer monitor with the Blue Sky login screen and the following error:

“Unable to contact your service”
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 29/07/2025
These lads are acting like they’re still edgy contrarian teenagers, that it’s all #ironic and “not that deep”, and trying to convince me that I’m being unreasonable for recognising how nasty this normalising language is 🙄
A screenshot of a message from my self-proclaimed contrarian acquaintance, on the topic of nazis and ironically flying swastika :
“Who actually gives a fuck about somebody you aren’t associated with doing something you disagree with”
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 28/07/2025
lmao Alice Cooper’s guitarist liked my Instagram story of me cooking up vape juice 😅
A cropped screenshot of the viewers of my Instagram story, showing Ryan Roxie - Alice Cooper’s guitarist
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 28/07/2025
I’m brewing up some homemade vape juice! Totally innocuous, totally legal, of course! 😅 Call me Heisamberg 😂
Some of the equipment and ingredients required to brew vape e-liquid; vegetable glycerin, propylene glycol, heat-resistant glass beakers, blunt syringes, cheesecloth, a thermometer, and some glass vials!
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 28/07/2025
My two favourites 😍🫶
My boyfriend scratching our black cat’s head while she stands on his body as he lies down in bed
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 28/07/2025
Yes, I’m a lil bit naive - along with a fairly Christian upbringing (not to imply your average Christian isn’t absolutely ready to condemn others to death), this perspective is a result of reading Lord of the Rings as a teen… maybe a fictional wizard isn’t a good source for real-world ideologies 😖🤔
A screenshot of a quote from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring:

“Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment.”
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 27/07/2025
Top: stylish Left: silly Right: sexy All my personalities in one image! 😅🫶
My new profile picture, a collage of three images; one with me wearing stylish 1920s attire at a fancy dress event, one with me making a silly pouty face, and one with me looking at the camera lustily
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 27/07/2025
Drop something yellow from your gallery
The poster for Vinci Gilligan’s new show, depicting what looks like a Petri dish with a smiley face carved into some sort of gel-like substance
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 27/07/2025
WE DID IT!!! 😍 Big biig THANK YOU to anyone and everyone who reposted and/or voted - the desired result is far from guaranteed but it’s a promising sign for the future of my lil home nation - hopefully we finally regain our freedom!! 🧡🫶💕
The Cornish independence petition sitting at over 10,000 votes!
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 26/07/2025
you know how we do it 💅
An upside down photo of me at work making a silly pouty face
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 25/07/2025
voidloaf
A black cat sat in a loafy blob (paws tucked away beneath body) atop my boyfriend’s belly
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 25/07/2025
hoe we scoobin 😤
A photo of the pause screen for the PS2 game Scooby Doo: Night of 100 Frights which I am currently emulating on my laptop
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 25/07/2025
I think we’ve seen that movie too 🔫🌹
Three still frames from Terminator 2 showing the Terminator pulling a shotgun from a box of roses - a direct reference to Guns N’ Roses whose song ‘You Could Be Mine’ was used as an official tie-in with the movie
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 24/07/2025
Extra-effective #HRT time - apparently the pills aren’t enough 🤷‍♀️ Super excited, special thanks to @sillylittlewoman.bsky.social for holding my hand throughout the process 🫶🥳💕
A screenshot of an email from AstroVials confirming that my order of 2x Estradiol Valerate is being prepared for shipment
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 24/07/2025
Custom domain vibe - very fancy, very official 👩‍💼
Ambival’s BlueSky profile displaying her own custom domain of @ambival.co.uk
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 23/07/2025
🥹😍🥰💕
Screenshot from my boyfriend:

“Play piano and sing for me, I could listen all day”
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 23/07/2025
We bought some happy lil house plants!! 😍 Roses and kalanchoe (which is mostly native to Madagascar and tropical Africa, according to the internet)!! I really like the latter’s leaves, they make me think of the Carboniferous period 🦕🥰🌹🌸
Two young potted houseplants: red roses and pink kalanchoe
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Amber Valentine @ambival.co.uk · 23/07/2025
Received this message from my partner and immediately stormed out the house and marched - feet a’stompin n face a’scowling - straight to the bus stop ready to absolutely kick ass… guy ended up getting off at an earlier stop anyway but WOW I was ready for war… got so tense my neck is now cramped 😂😤😠🔪
A screenshot of a chat between myself and my boyfriend:

Him: Just got assaulted by a drunk man on the bus
Me: what
Me: what bus
Me: is he still on it
Me: what route
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