amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026amberrollo.substack.com/p/patient?r=...amberrollo.substack.comPatientHAZEL: Can he walk yet? 2240
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026exactly. i never let them have the right of way on the crosswalks. they are not people! 110
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the big dumb eyes must work to humanize them to me because it’s hard to hate something inanimate this much 010
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026imagine an old delivery robot painted white on the corner of a busy intersection 😢 270
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ok, question, why do the delivery robots get to go on the sidewalk but bikes have to ride in the street? is it because it’s too dangerous in the street? if so, isn’t it interesting that they are more protected than bikers? what i’m asking is, should we give robots gauges? 2251
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026always feel free to tell me if you love my substack. 1230
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026as she sat me she said the 4 most beautiful words in the english language “i love your substack” depression cured. 1461
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i have been depressed lately. i forced myself out tonight to have a small bite. for self care, as i’m told im supposed to, to avoid burnout. which im well past but still trying to scrape off the burnt edges & find a soft inside. the hostess of a hip restaurant found a spot at the bar for me. 1321
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026all of this sucks but on a brighter note i messaged the chat for my daughter’s school and 2 families had extra window units that they brought to school for me to take home. community rules. 0210
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026but i cried on the phone and someone is coming tomorrow instead of saturday. 0100
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026update: i threatened to contact lawyers at disability rights california and the management company texted within minutes to ask if i was home so they could bring a window unit. so they could do that the whole time??? why does it have to be like this? 2140
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026ME: I can’t believe she put her plate up on the counter found your cookies & opened the bag herself MATT: I know! I saw her open the bag, that’s incredibly difficult! She was straight eating them out of the bag. ME: She’s amazing. Our dogs must be so annoyed, we’d never call them amazing for that. 0150
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026we rent, so i would love for them to say that. it is under the home warranty so im sure they’ll do everything possible to avoid that. but also they try to make it so difficult to get help that i give up. i’m not giving up. i love sludge economics. 050
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026in fact i did it before the last tech, but he doesn’t know what the last tech checked because they don’t talk to each other they only talk to the boss 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 each time they come they give a 7 hour window of when they will show up. i’m doing great. not cracking up at all. 2190
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026AC is broken, tech came for the 3rd time, well 3rd tech from the same company. this one said we need to leave the AC off overnight and he’ll come back tomorrow. he said we need time for the coolant to defrost so he can check the levels, which i would’ve done if they asked. 1160
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026my 2 yo daughter just punched me in the eye and laughed and when i said “ow” she started crying and said “im going away, i need space” it’s not even 8am 2271
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026not just any link but a WALMART link. you know the store famous for rolling into towns and undercutting all the other stores so they can be the only business around, then raising the prices. oh and they treat their workers like shit. 1151
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i wrote about how being a caregiver for my husband after his stroke has reinforced my belief that we need to dismantle capitalism bc of the barrage of products recommended to us. and someone put a link to a product from walmart in the comments. i cannot get over how funny that is. 1341
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i went from the car back into the house 3 times before actually leaving to pick up my daughter. adhd is great for getting my steps in. 080
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026toddler: no! i don’t want to eat the banana! me: that’s ok, just leave it on the plate toddler: no! i don’t want to leave it on the plate! she wants to not have her banana and not eat it too 2280
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026after all this matt asked hazel what her favorite ride was and she said “the bus” we could’ve saved so much money! open.substack.com/pub/amberrol...open.substack.comHappiest Place on EarthME: I have two more images ordered. 0170
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026re-plating is a game changer in not wasting food for us 110
Reposted by amber rolloAdam Conover @adamconover.net · 18/04/2026I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!" 270127822904
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026i’ve been thinking about this too! they were like “but what will they look like when you’re old?” um… cool? i don’t understand the question 070
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026my toddler left half a banana out for an hour and then didn’t want to eat it because it was “old.” i sliced off the brown end, then cut the rest into “banana coins” and she ate them all! that’s the type of shit i get excited about these days. 5853
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 12/04/2026the second is in response to a comment i got on that screenshot from the first substack.com/@amberrollo/...substack.comWell, ShitHAZEL: I hate you, Daddy. 010
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 12/04/2026i forgot to put my most recent shit posts here. first one is for paying subscribers only. but i did post this @frigidairecare.bsky.social review on insta substack.com/@amberrollo/... 130
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 12/04/2026i am a mean witch daddy. would you like to hide? - our 2 yr old just now 0130
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 04/04/2026i know, it just i’m a caregiver and my wants are not the only ones to consider 111
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 04/04/2026going to a pool party today that says it’s 4pm till midnight. i’m up at 5:30am every morning, kill me now. 1110
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026i do mean to be dramatic and it feels like a god is playing with me like a doll. like i am their sims character and they’re the type to put me in the pool with no ladder. 0140
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026He makes a dracula face at me, the shadow of a soy face. open.substack.com/pub/amberrol...open.substack.comGive a Care, Take a CareI am driving Hazel to school and I remember that I wanted to talk to her about something. 091
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026tonight our 2 yr old said “live with arms wide open and hug your seltzer” so true 0210
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026last week we transitioned our toddler from her crib & into a toddler bed. first couple of days i ended up sleeping on the wood floor next to her. but i just heard a “clunk” & checked the camera. she clearly fell out of the bed & looked annoyed, but she just crawled back into bed & went to sleep. 1490
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 04/03/2026i’m pretty sure the whole building is part of the same medical group. 120
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 04/03/2026it was the fanciest office he’s ever gotten blood drawn at too. the had a beautiful waiting room with big windows and fancy sofas and cube shaped marble tables. very different from the bare cement labcorp with folding chairs, if you’re lucky. i would think they could afford a fedex pickup 🤷♀️ 120
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 04/03/2026matt got blood taken today. we see a lot of doctors and have gotten a lot of blood drawn, but i’ve never experienced this before. they put a vile of his blood into a box, gave it back to us, along with a fedex bag and told us to drop it off at fedex. it was bizarre. 2220
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 02/03/2026staring at the blank post before you. i wrote about explaining “unwritten” by natasha bedingfield to my 2 year old. but it’s really about the power in facing discomfort head on. open.substack.com/pub/amberrol...open.substack.comArms Wide OpenHAZEL: What’s this song about? 081
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 21/02/2026it’s national caregivers day. about 1 in 5 people provide unpaid care to a loved one. you probably know one. it’s hard to understand until you are doing it (and you likely will) but it is heart wrenching, backbreaking work. do something nice for a caregiver you know. no advice please. 414231
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026i wrote about the way strangers approach matt and the way it makes me feel open.substack.com/pub/amberrol...open.substack.comNunyaSTRANGER: Did you break your arm or your leg 1221
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 03/02/2026i am so tired of ai on google. not a promo but just switched to duckduckgo and it was super easy to turn off all the ai features in the settings. you can hide ai generated images too. still unfortunately plugged into google for email, but nice to have a simple way to search. 2311
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 31/01/2026i don’t want to brag but our fridge has been broken since last friday and i still didn’t buy anything today 💁♀️ 0210
amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 28/01/2026oh also, if you have a library card you can print up to 25 black and white pages a day for free! 030
