AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Why have y’all never given Common his flowers? Or acknowledge him in rap conversations? 000
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I feel like y’all started calling them APs because y’all really don’t know how to pronounce Audemars Piguet. My broke ass doesn’t either but I feel like y’all should know better than me. 000
Reposted by AmbeLinAmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Me after leaving Bia’s studio with all the equipment up my ass so she stops releasing that super hot garbagemedia.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch with a tv land logo in the cornerALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch with a tv land logo in the corner 031
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Since nobody is brave enough to say it, I will. K*ndall’s video was NEVER sent to a girl in the first place. What type of girl would ask you to toot up and spread them. You won’t gaslight me🙂↔️ #LoveIslandUSA #BeyondTheVilla #Blacksky 110
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 15/08/2025This Chance album? Drug test him! Bc this shit is right back to the way it was 😁 012
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 11/08/2025I understood Weapons very well. The shit was still average. Idk why not liking a movie would equate not being able to decipher it, especially when they gave kindergarten teacher level breakdowns on every metaphor and possible interpretation present. It insists upon itself. 000
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 04/08/2025If we’re going back into a Great Depression, I’m going to need a Wii Fit and Xbox Kinect to get me through it. 010
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 04/08/2025And the dust y’all pay Jordan Adetunji? I’ll be the swiffer. When y’all realize how good he is, remember I was already here. 000
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 25/07/2025If we’re all made in God’s image, I need to be directed to what part of his image made these evil ass ✋🏻people. Like these mfs were EATING US. What part of the lord did that come from?! 120
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Why is Scheanna Shay still being forced on me in 2025. Her and her thong wearing husband #TheValley 030
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 21/07/2025What tf is a Rivian and why does everyone suddenly drive one? 210
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Kai Cenat knew Adin was racist. He just didn’t give a fuck until the racism personally affected him. Save all that extra shit 151
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 01/06/2025If your toilet paper crumbles up in my asshole when I wipe, don’t invite me to your fucking house. 020
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Don’t make me curve you more than once. I’m going to be mean to you the second time. 010
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Me after leaving Bia’s studio with all the equipment up my ass so she stops releasing that super hot garbagemedia.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch with a tv land logo in the cornerALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch with a tv land logo in the corner 031
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Who made digging out wedgies embarrassing? If my itsy bitsy tiny weenie panties are cutting me in half, I have EVERY RIGHT to dig them out where I stand 🤷🏽♀️ 100
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 23/04/2025And I mean this with all seriousness, if you are posting clips and spoilers about Sinners like the movie didn’t JUST fucking coming out, I hope your brake stop working while you’re going 70 and stand still traffic is in front of you. 131
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Shannon Sharpe is a freaked out ass old man and I’ve been saying that since he “accidentally” went live on instagram with Michelle. You mean to tell me he accidentally unlocked his phone, accidentally pressed instagram, accidentally swiped over, then swiped another four times over to live? 231
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 21/04/2025God damning us to Hell to me is the same situation (at least in my head) as immigrants born in America that only speak English being deported. I would explain further but it’s thundering outside and I do not wish to be strike down. 120
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Why don’t food trucks ever drive around neighborhoods the way icecream trucks do?? What did you put the business on wheels for if you weren’t gonna drive? 4181
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 21/04/2025You mfs cross just to stroll. This isn’t Step Up bitch, name your founders QUICKLY!! 000
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 21/04/2025The Easter fits were garbage on the Skyline this year. I’ll be expecting ruffled socks and hot combed hair by this time next year 020
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 21/04/2025You overly religious mfs annoy me. You bought a ticket to see Sinners knowing the premise then walked out because it was “too demonic”. That’s like buying a ticket to Six Flags and being mad there are rides there. Learn to shut tf up sometimes. 040
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 18/04/2025I know this isn’t something people can control but I also can’t control how it makes me feel. If you talk with your tongue, please stay 40 feet away from me at all times 000
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 17/04/2025We don’t need another new rap artist for at least 7 years. Please stop. Be something else. We need doctors. Construction workers. Mechanics. 020
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Society made talking shit about someone behind their back “fake” so now everyone gets online and says the mean shit that’s for the groupchat out loud 000
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Trump is ignoring Supreme Court decisions the same way he ignored those convictions and impeachment. And I’m supposed to *checks notes* be surprised? 060
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Please stop getting spray tans omfg. Y’all look like someone shit on you through a meat strainer. It always looks radioactive 000
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Just had my first FaceTime with a man I’ve been texting. He called a trans woman on the TV “fish”… Idk who cooked in this kitchen but I’m not eating out of this shit. 021
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 15/04/2025And if you don’t like the rye chips in the Chex Mix, you’re a liar that wants to feel superior 010
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Y’all are too old to still be mispronouncing your “Rs”. Or not enunciating at all. 000
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 05/04/2025NAH COME BACK!! SINCE Y’ALL GOT Y’ALL MF DEGREE AND KNOW EVERY FUCKING THING 000
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 04/04/2025We need to start treating durags the same way we treat bonnets outside of the house. Why the fuck do you have on a suit, a tie, and a purple velvet durag? 010
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Imagine if Noah didn’t grab shrimp and crawfish before he went on the Ark? Life would be miserable. 000
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Since we’re all going to die, there’s one more secret I feel I have to share with you… idgaf about the beatles. Not 1 fuck, 2 fuck, a red fuck, or a blue fuck. 031
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 01/04/2025If I was Cory Booker, I’d pee at that mf podium, take my soggy sock off, and sling that bitch into the other side of the house floor. 5358
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 18/02/2025I hope that Kai Cenat deodorant works WELL because if not, we’re about to have schools full of musty teenagers. You ever smelled a funky ass teenage boy?? We are in danger.media.tenor.coma cartoon of a fish with its mouth open and a yellow odor coming out of itALT: a cartoon of a fish with its mouth open and a yellow odor coming out of it 030
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Telling me I have a resting bitch face isn’t a “gotcha” moment. I see my face every fucking day. I know I’m not smiling, ESPECIALLY not at you. 021
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 11/02/2025This might be one of the worst seasons of the Bachelor ever. I’m rooting for no one, everyone sucks in their own special way, and it seems as if mental illness is spreading through the girls like a common cold. What’s going on?? #thebachelor #bachelornation 100
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Kinda starting to dislike this app too. Y’all act just like twitter but somehow more whorish. Y’all are just middle aged and easy asf. 020
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Kristen starting a racism rumor about someone when she is genuinely and in my opinion, DANGEROUSLY racist is silly. Why did she not think that would blow up in her face? #thevalley #bravo #vanderpumprules 010
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Why is every country always letting America colonize and conquer everything?? If y’all were really about it, y’all would conquer us first. It wouldn’t take much effort. Most of us would get out of your way WILLINGLY. 020
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Sometimes I watch bad driver videos to remind myself that you mfs are bad drivers on everyone’s road and not just when you’re near me. 010
AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 06/01/2025And if you aren’t used to Chinese food that is yellow or brown, don’t recommend any place to me. 010
Reposted by AmbeLinaliii✨✨ @gigixmelo.bsky.social · 06/01/2025don’t matter what time of day, i ain’t ever gonna skip someone making and eating a seafood boil video. 031
