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Amanda Weaver

@amandaweavernovels.com
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Contemporary and historical romance/ political ranting and pop culture/ costumes and cute animals. Brooklyn, NY. she/her www.amandaweavernovels.com

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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 04/10/2026
You guys, on my train home today, a man and his partner had the cutest white cat in a carrier. He got off at my stop and before he stood up, the cat climbed on his shoulder and *rode him home*.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 24/09/2026
Stunning sunset in Brooklyn tonight.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 10/09/2026
Here's mine! No wait...that's actually me in 1984.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 28/08/2026
I just knew Kiss & Collide had a few uses of the word "disaster." #FridayFling #Romancelandia
Violet forced herself to move, one foot in front of the other, across the atrium to join them. She hadn’t seen him since that night—that epic night—in Monaco. She wasn’t supposed to see him again unless it was in passing in the paddock. Her brain was frantically working to solve this rapidly unfolding disaster.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 26/08/2026
Someone posted this on Threads a couple of days ago. Nailed it perfectly.
mathewhwatts
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Of all the things that private equity is ruining, pet ownership is one of the cruelest. Healthcare costs for animals have become obscene over the past 20 years—and it’s not like animals are living longer or enjoying significantly better quality of life than the previous decade. Here was a thing that many people took joy in, and the large corporations asked, “How much would they be willing to pay to keep that joy?” Turns out it was quite a lot.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 16/08/2026
Checking out NY Marble Cemetery in the East Village. It’s only open one Sunday a month in the summertime. Such a beautiful oasis!
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 09/08/2026
George Seurat didn’t spend TWO YEARS painting tiny dots on a 7’ x 10’ canvas so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”.
Seurat’s pointillist masterpiece A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 21/07/2026
Has anybody tried these weird ass chips at Trader Joe’s? Strangest combo but they are so addictive.
A box of Trader Joe’s Strawberry Jalapeño crisps
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 17/07/2026
Hey #romancelandia my publisher, Slowburn, has teamed up with Books-A-Million for a special summer event. It's almost over, so get there soon for special giveaways and deals on Slowburn titles. And you can grab Fast & Reckless and Kiss & Collide while you're there!
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 24/06/2026
For about a week now every morning a gray catbird perches on the utility pole behind our house and sings his heart out for about an hour. It’s so delightful. You can’t really see him in this video but you can hear him.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 23/06/2026
Hello from AMANDA WELLER, my new pen name! I'm so excited I finally get to share the news about FALL GIRL, coming out next year!
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 14/06/2026
We’re in place at our local, drinks in hand and ready for the game. KNICKS IN FIVE!
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 13/06/2026
The daughter’s bestie bought this t-shirt at Brooklyn Pride.
A navy t-shirt that says “New York Zohran” but it looks like the Knicks logo.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 10/06/2026
I was not familiar with your game, Kathy Hochul.
Screen cap of NY Gov Hochul’s tweet replying “boooooooo” to the WH’s tween of an image of the Knicks game and the caption “King of New York.”
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 29/05/2026
So yesterday I picked up my Hungarian passport at the consulate. I am beyond excited. It feels real now.
A photo of me holding my Hungarian passport.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 22/05/2026
Out shopping at work and there was a SHOP CAT! My day is 100% improved when I encounter a cat at work. (His name is Thomas)
A hairless cat with very large ears sitting in front of a windowA hairless cat with very large ears and a wrinkly little face walking toward me, looking at the camera.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 21/05/2026
This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone. This is Alex in his “roasting pan”. It’s the decorative metal bucket from a Christmas basket my sister sent us years ago. It’s his favorite place.
A large gray tabby in a bin lined with a pink blanket.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 18/05/2026
I present...
Ryan Gosling in Project Hail Mary in a shawl collar grandpa sweater and some slutty little reading glasses.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 15/05/2026
New Yorkers feeling some kind of way about AI.
A subway Sketchers ad, clearly AI- generated, covered in anti-AI grafitti
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 06/05/2026
I still get excited every time I get official mail from Hungary. It’s real! I’m a citizen!
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 27/04/2026
We found it on the ground in Lafayette Cemetery #1 in New Orleans. It’s a bit of broken statue. I brought it home and it always lives one or another of our houseplants. We actually call it the Family Curse.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 23/04/2026
This might be the worst AI-slot pitch I've gotten so far. Just peppered with key words pulled from my website and mixed into a nonsensical pitch letter. You want to market Fast & Reckless by appealing to fans of Kiss & Collide? Wild, since K&C is #2 and its readers have most likely already read F&R.
I represent the TikTok Shop Accelerator, a strategic, done-with-you system designed specifically for established authors like you who are ready to scale their early traction into a dominant market position. My role is to act as the architect for your visibility, moving beyond generic promotion to implement a comprehensive strategy. We focus on Strategic Book Positioning, ensuring that Fast & Reckless is positioned not just as a sports romance, but as the ultimate "enemies-to-lovers" guide for fans of The Grid and Kiss & Collide. We utilize Creator & Affiliate Leverage to place your work in the hands of "Sports Tok" influencers and "BookTok" creators whose audiences are entirely comprised of your ideal demographic. Furthermore, because this is a series with a built-in fanbase, we focus heavily on Momentum Maintenance, implementing a strategy to ensure that sales of Book 1 drive the discovery of Book 2, creating a self-sustaining readership.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 19/04/2026
They have these at our Costco and they are SO GOOD.
A package of a dark chocolate truffle with sea salt, made by Coper Kettle.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 12/04/2026
I'm seeing Tisza's got a supermajority with 46% reporting.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 12/04/2026
MS Word has started giving me this at the end of every line of spoken dialog. There's a quotation mark at the beginning and the end. It's obviously someone speaking. WFT do you mean I don't need that punctuation? Is this AI being stupid?
A screenshot of MS word telling me I don't need to close the quote in a line of dialog.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 11/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
The four members of ABBA in a white/ gold/ blue coordinated set of VERY 70s outfits.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 09/04/2026
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 02/04/2026
I don't know about funniest ever, but when I read this one I laughed until I cried.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 31/03/2026
Szavaztam! 🇭🇺🗳️
My absentee ballot from Hungary
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 30/03/2026
Ahhhhh! I did it! I typed "The End"!
A screenshot that says "The End"
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 27/03/2026
So my daughter went to LaGuardia, the "Fame" school. The thing about Lag is that you will for sure go to HS w/ people who will one day be famous. I sent Daughter a pic of Sombr when he was first blowing up and said "Apparently he was in your class at Lag?" She responded "Do you mean SHANE??"
A photo of Taylor Swift and Sombr (aka Shane from LaGuardia) at the I Heart Radio awards last night
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 27/02/2026
From 14% to 48% *since* the election. Democrats should be watching him and learning, instead of trying to stop him.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 26/02/2026
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 26/02/2026
It’s grim out there. That arrow is pointing to *water*. Not wet pavement, several inches of muddy slushy water.
A curb with mostly melted snow and a deceptive puddle of muddy slushy water.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 25/02/2026
You guys...LOOK at this gorgeous cover for Emma Barry's new release! I'm obsessed! And that plot? It's like seven different kinds of catnip for me. STRAIGHT to pre-order! www.simonandschuster.com/books/You-Me... #romancelandia
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 23/02/2026
That’s a thousand days of Hungarian!!
A screenshot of my 1000 day streak on Duolingo
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 23/02/2026
The wild thing about this snow is that it’s wet and sticky, and the wind is blowing it in sideways, so *everything* is covered with white. It looks like somebody took a can of that spray on snow to everything outside.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 21/02/2026
what. WHAT??????
Action Recommended
Make preparations per the instructions
Issued By
New York City - NY, US, National Weather Service
Affected Area
Portions of southern Connecticut and southeast New York
Description
...BLIZZARD WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 6 AM SUNDAY TO 6 PM EST MONDAY...

WHAT...Blizzard conditions expected. Total snow accumulations between 13 and 18 inches. Winds gusting as high as 55 mph.

WHERE...Portions of southern Connecticut and southeast New York.

WHEN...From 6 AM Sunday to 6 PM EST Monday.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 21/02/2026
Like… no. I can’t. CANNOT.
A post from the Notify NYC saying we are getting between 6-10 inches of snow and 40 mph winds.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 13/02/2026
It has begun…Meltdown: The Slushening.
Patchy half melted snow on a wet sidewalkA gutter with hunks of half melted snow and trashA wide pile of snow turning wet on the surface
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 08/02/2026
This just feels mean at this point.
My weather app saying it’s nine degrees with a feels like of minus ten.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 07/02/2026
We've also got our first high-effort idea.
Human-sized Italian moka pots in primary colors
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 05/02/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 01/02/2026
This is who runs this account (wish I still had that dress)
A picture of me at about four years old in a cute green dress w/ puff sleeves, a white collar and white buttons. My hair is in pigtails with sunflower barrettes.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 30/01/2026
Who is this weirdo going to see Melania's documentary ALONE in Times Square at 10:20 on a Friday night, when it's 6 degrees outside???? Who are you???
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 30/01/2026
Checked availability for Melania's movie in Battery Park City and Times Square. Lol, girl....
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 30/01/2026
I mean…
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 29/01/2026
Someone gave my daughter a variegated monstera cutting, and it’s growing so she’s so excited. It’s cute, right? Except this is the monstera we already have (named Beulah) and if little Nadine gets as big as Beulah, we’re going to have to move into a bigger apartment.
A tiny monstera cutting with two leaves in a green pot on a windowsill.A giant monstera plant in front of a window, nearly touching the ceiling.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 25/01/2026
I have all these pairs of heavy cotton socks I wear around the house. They’re in good shape but I’ve blown out the heels of all of them. So I looked up how to darn sock heels online and I figured it out! I fixed them all!
A cotton patterned sock with a woven darned heel.
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 25/01/2026
Looks like about 1.5” in Brooklyn so far. It’s falling straight down, flakes so small and even that it looks like an animated backdrop.
A shot out of the back window of my apartment onto the fire escape. Across the backyard there is the back of a row of houses (including the recently burned down one). Everything has a coating of snow on it.
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