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Amanda Soprano

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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 1h
Fuck the Lapalco bridge
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 13h
That's acceptable.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 13h
As long as he knows what a zombie is. 28 Days Later weren't zombies. 😜
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 14h
We're y'all aware that the number one day of the year for domestic violence incidents is Super Bowl Sunday? And the NFL scheduled it for Valentine's Day this year. Fucking diabolical.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 14h
"litterly". 😭
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 20h
Bwahahaha
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 20h
I get so much anxiety.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 20h
*use the taxi rate Goddammit
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 20h
I'm launching MYFT again y'all! I have the Invoice app.I can generate receipts so y'all can write it off. I still the track rate to the airport and check Uber Lyft for regular rides. Pay a hardworking Black woman cancer survivor as opposed to a soulless corporation. Text me! 504-233-3080
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 20h
Or the intersection of Gentilly Blvd, St.Bernard and DeSaix.🤣
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 20h
Y'all. The intersection of Crowder and Morrison right now? Or just Willow by Tulane for the last 35 yrs. Or a rain event? My schadenfreude my cause me to short circuit.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 20h
Thanks! Also consider MYFT! It's my side hustle. I offer invoices so you can write it off and everything!
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 21h
I drive Lyft. I hear constantly that ppl chose Lyft over Uber bc it's cheaper. It might seem like that's bad. But as a result, I get so many rides, it works out. And a Waymo in New Orleans during a rain storm where S&WB doesn't activate the pumps sounds bonkers.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 22h
I'm visualizing several Waymos floundering at the bottom of the Canal Blvd underpass after a heavy rain.
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Energetic Praise Dance: Look At Gawd!
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 22h
Ok. I hope there's an announcement when they're going to convene about it. I think rideshare and taxi drivers should be able to speak at council. 👍🏽
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 22h
I was thinking the same thing. I saw a Tik Tok of some dudes leaving a Bucs game in Tampa and the Waymo drove into oncoming traffic.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 22h
Given the governor's track record of capitulation to corporate entities, I'm sure the state will sign off. Wouldn't it then fall to city council?
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 22h
Update: Waymo doesn't even have the permits to operate here yet. It's up to city council who are always so on the side of the citizens. /s 🙄🙄🙄 Looks like I'll be at a city council meeting with my walker and an attitude.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 22h
Yes. 4 doors are required for Uber and Lyft. Every car I've rented from Lyft or my own car could accommodate walkers.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 22h
@andrewtuozzolo.bsky.social what is the mayor's stance on Waymo? Those things will cut into the livelihoods of Lyft&Uber drivers. Ppl that actually live here. And they're notoriously unreliable. I'm seeing so many cars mapping the city. It isn't good.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 22h
Keep in mind: Lyft has kept almost all of it towards rental feed and insurance.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 22h
I keep seeing these person driven Waymo cars mapping out the city. That shit is gonna be a disaster. And why would anyone in New Orleans take a Waymo. Is it cheaper than Lyft? I think my passengers would rather have a live person. But then again, I'm me. I've made $500 in tips&it's only the 13th.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 22h
The whole band has always given me the ick.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 22h
I hope the East Austin Karen gets everything she deserves.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Clearly, you've never been to Louisiana. 🤣
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My cat Arya is constantly fucking with my older cat, Zissou. He's 12 now. So getting tormented by this little shit is taxing. Every once in awhile, like yesterday for instance, Zissou slaps the ever living shit out of Arya. She's got a long scratch on her nose and a little gouge on the side. 😼😾😹
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's chilly out. It's only 73°. I'm wearing my hoodie tomorrow.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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I See What You Did There Akeem
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The ophthalmologists have been fantastic! And there were beaucoup festivals. Plus my normal transpo for workers. Bacchanal was poppin' today. I did 2 Drop-off/ immediate pickups. I was at fucking Boomtown Casino. That road, as well as Lapalco, are dark and scary. This gig is a trip.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I was on Barracks&N.Rampart and I saw a woman slap her little dog. She said she did it bc he was running into the street. I called her on it and she called me a fat ass. I won't repeat what I said, but trust and believe she had it coming.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I was cutting up with so many of my guests. Once I read the room, it was on. One group was getting dropped off on the same corner as my next pickup: Royal&St.Louis. Pickup dude was Kevin. It was so packed, we rolled the windows down and started shouting KEVIN like Catherine O'Hara in Home Alone.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yo it's packed in New Orleans this weekend. Beaucoup festivals, Saints, thousands of ophthalmologists at the convention center. Here's hoping tomorrow is just as busy!
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh PS: I plan on mocking all the Vikings fans in town, Fargo style. And anyone who mentions that wack ass "Minnesota Miracle"(FUCK SEAN PAYTON IT WASN'T MARCUS WILLIAMS FAULT) is getting put the fuck out my car.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm about to make 3 soft tacos with enough sour cream to clog my arteries then fall asleep.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Everyone who's helped me: I hope you know how hard I'm working y'all. I swear I'm grinding. I've made very good tips(taken by Lyft for fees), and I've been added as a favorite driver several times.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm 54. I watched Paris is Burning at 18,I think? I didn't know who was Drag or Trans. What I knew was humans are fabulous and worthwhile. The Trans obsession mystifies me. From legions and millions of hypocrites who do body modifications.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm actually in the red. I've made $51 on the platform. But I spent at least $100 on gas, $40 of which I borrowed so yeah. Someone co-sign for me!! Lol I'm clearly good for it!
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm about to turn my Invoice app back on. I'll be sending out a mad BCC email to those clients and texting those who just used phone contacts. I need MYFT to save for a car down payment. I'm busting my ass with nothing to show for it but making Lyft money. I'm in the red: gasoline ⛽️.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Monday is a federal holiday, correct? The one celebrating a genocidal maniac who invented the smallpox infected blankets version of biowarfare. And that n*gga was LOST. Lost lost lost. And indigenous ppls were labeled "Indians" in perpetuity bc some non ass washing filthy European said so. 🙄
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
All these espionage shows remind me of:yrs ago on Twitter, someone tweeted about that Claire Danes espionage show. They were at a location bc of Arabic graffiti. What the gringos didn't know was it basically said fuck these honky motherfuckers in Arabic. 😭So now I'm always on the lookout.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me too. This is unsustainable.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not good. I'm hoping I can just show all this to the money person at any dealership and they'll finance me, despite my credit. Bc clearly I can afford a car and insurance if I'm paying almost $2K/ month on this fucking rental.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That's called beaucoup servers in the walk-in cooler after a hell shift.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Y'all. I was all the way out on Read and got pinged to pick up off Bullard. I drove into this development with really, really nice houses. I'm like I don't remember anything out here like this. I pick up the dude. We're headed to the interstate and I see the sign and slap my head. EASTOVER!
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
First pic is what passengers paid this week and how much Lyft took in just fees. Second is the rental costs. So for this week so far, I've made $51.
Lyft feesLyft fees
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's not for everyone. And I loathe Miles Teller so I'm not sure why I even gave this movie a chance. But I like it.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I seem to recall Apple does free trials? After that it's $15.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I dunno. I'll apply white clueless to this entire country. Willful ignorance is the fuel that powers it here.
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lol wait what did I miss? Did I channel 25yr old pixie stix energy!?
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