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Amanda Majorowicz

@amandamajor.bsky.social
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Look at my dog! 1/2 of @onevariable.com Editor etc etc of @sdr-podcast.com Minnesota Nice/Nasty: Blocker @ Bear City Roller Derby Volunteer Coordinator @ DemocratsAbroad Berlin Minnesota 🇺🇸 --> Berlin 🇩🇪 since 2012

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James Munns @jamesmunns.com · 02/10/2025
Telekom: We are very happy to set you up with a new internet connection at your new office! Also Telekom: Our first installation appointment is 4 weeks from now, we hope that's not a problem.
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
(and find an apartment in Berlin 🙏)
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Loving these transcriptions for @sdr-podcast.com
screenshot of podcast episode transcript: 
Amos Wenger: Yeah cause it's -- Jesus fucking Christ. Sherlock!

(...)

(Speaking In Foreign Language)

(...)
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
oh and another podcast episode mention/crossover, this time @anyaustin.bsky.social
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Beautiful summer weather in Berlin
weekly weather forecast for Berlin, Germany from a week in late July. All days are cloudy and rainy, average temperature around 20 degrees C
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
#Dreamtime Donald Trump and I were in an argument, he kept interrupting me... So I spit on him. Woke up to myself actually spitting on my bed.
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Quote of the day: "You're learning Hindi, not un-learning English"
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
👀
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
a bit more aaahhhhhhhh!
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
ahhhhhhhh!
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Me to my partner: 🥹 I don't think anyone has looked at me before the way you do not even 5 minutes later why you looking at me like that, what's that face for?
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Still crushing, but they know it now at least
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I did just get internet back, maybe the Bluesky gods have listened to my plea
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Crap
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Thanks for the emotional support, predictive text 🥲
A text from someone that says "Wow you're awkward" 
The predictive text bar has the words "No, I'm not"
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James Munns @jamesmunns.com · 29/01/2025
I'm shipping Poststation soon, and am looking to pick up some new consulting work now that core R&D is wrapping up If you need help: * Using Rust for embedded systems * Planning/kicking off a system built with Rust * Connecting two or more devices using Rust * Advising on ^that Hit me up to chat!
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
How long does a crush last? Asking for a friend
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
#Dreamtime unfortunately (?) involved a crazy (and I mean 👀 weird) mixture of my variety of previous flings/partners and their families... in-laws, aunts, arguments, travel, siblings and other stuff 🫣 Some of it was fun, and vivid. And weird.
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It doesn't help that one of my sisters is boasting about the fact she is so happy that Trump is back in office today 🫠
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Is mercury in retrograde or something? Because I am feeling FEELINGS 😮‍💨
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Yusssss I mean Jaaaaassssss #dualcitizen #german #american #bureaucracy #theydidaskformyprintedpapers
A smiling person with curly brown shoulder length hair, blue knit shoulder wrap, grey skirt, black boots and tights in front of the EU flag, German flag, Berlin flag holding a folder saying "BERLIN" with the bear emblem of the city
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
lol what is going on BBC Global News Podcast / Spotify dynamic ads: I just heard an ad in Dutch (I am a US citizen, living in Berlin, no VPN or whatever, haven't been to the Netherlands since May)
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Someone in the meantime invited their Abuela to cook for us in the bunker. She was very judgemental of the Hello Fresh boxes we got delivered, she also wore a stick on moustache.
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
All the while: rethinking all my decisions, "why am I here? why did you drag me around for so long? who am I?" They were also in a long distance relationship with a 🇬🇧 🧑 living in the US (um, but I'm a citizen? You need a visa..?) Like, this was a lot of effort, can we just open up the relationship?
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I lose sight of my partner, but find him in the bleachers w a woman, guiltily pulling his pants up... he turns into Vi (from Arcane), even more aloof like "well, I'm just done with you 💁" but then we have to fight some hostage-takers - she shows me how to choke them unconscious, but they turn into 🐐
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Someone pops out of the cement tunnel down to the bunker to shoot, a police officer with bomb gear holds a fire hose and throws it down to hopefully hit them. The shooter scrambles down the ladder and evades the hit. It's chaotic. Someone electrocutes all water in the bunker? Don't touch water ✅
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
My partner + I escape in a hot air balloon (recurring theme 👀) I am relieved, we have to hide in a car under blankets, someone smuggles us out. My partner seems distracted/aloof and insists we have to go back?? I try and convince him to help everyone from OUTSIDE, maybe Barcelona? Nope, we return.
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Hefty #Dreamtime 🧵 My partner + I were kidnapped by a group of people in (dream)Madrid, held hostage. They would shoot w/o hesitation like "it might be me this time, who knows" One of the hostage-takers (a teenager) passed me a note, "my favorite station is the U9" (his way of helping me escape?)
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I've grown accustomed to it at this point, so when he asked "should I delete it?" I was like... "no. this is how my morning is now 🥲"
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I just went to their page and see an uncomfortable amount of AI images 🥲 but also some colleagues I've worked with, some projects I helped get off the ground... so that's cool I guess?
An AI generated image of a Christmas tree, with some blurred wording that looks like "... Christmas" above the fireplace, some children with oddly shaped hands laughing in front of the tree about nothing in particular, one kind of punching another?
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
more #Dreamprecognition of my #Dreamtime: I was visiting the kindergarten I used to work at, young teachers millin about.. but then THE NEXT DAY I was getting targeted advertising from them on Instagram like "HEY ARE YOU A TEACHER, come work for us!!! You get 33 vacation days!"
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Guess fricking what, the automation was on MY PARTNER'S PHONE 🤦
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Oh thanks :) I know from previous experience: better to have since it is stated in the email invitation, but depending on the worker they might not need it For my permanent residency permit a couple years ago, I was supposed to bring docs PLUS COPIES of everything and they didn't take ANY of it lol
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Hi @mauricefrank.bsky.social regarding yesterday's @20percentberlin.bsky.social ep: open.spotify.com/episode/1Uwl... My naturalization appointment is next week 🎉 (applied May 2024, follow up "yes I still work" in Dec) Ironically I DO have to print the invitation + FDGO to sign on site 🥲 🇩🇪 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼 🖨️
open.spotify.com
Podcast #003: Fireworks, Becoming German, €29 ticket
20 Percent Berlin Podcast · Episode
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
IN OTHER NEWS yay ich werde deutsch
A screenshot of a Google calendar event "German Naturalization appointment 🎉"
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
This might be the inspiration of interpretive dance
media.tenor.com
a woman in a red bodysuit is dancing on a stage with trees in the background and bbc written on the bottom
Alt: a woman in a red bodysuit is dancing on a stage with trees in the background and bbc written on the bottom
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The urge to put yoga videos on YouTube on 2x speed 💀 I might be missing something
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Guess what it is happening again 🫠🫠🫠 My partner has resorted to taping the air vents shut
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
#Trainreview Deutsche Bahn (ICE) + 🙏 🎉 finally able to buy tickets for a dog digitally + Wide aisles, lots of leg room + Luggage space is usually good / overhead compartment large + open + usually clean / spacious bathrooms - 90% of the time the plug is broken - lol WiFi - small tray table
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I wanted to change my profile picture but can't click the checkmark.. It's pretty far up in the right corner of my screen- since it's so close to the edge, it thinks I am swiping down to bring the phone menu, or from right which is the "back" gesture I am on a Pixel 8 @bsky.app or someone plz help?
Screenshot of profile editing screen on Blue sky with a red markup arrow pointing at the check mark in the corner.
The angled photo is of me smiling with the sunset hitting the side of my face, reaching up to pull hair back a bit with a yellow sweater and white Madrid Roller Derby crop top T-shirt that says "(R)oller Derby" and the top part of a black cat
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Oh some things I forgot - French family thinks the train stinks "because of my dog" - construction of net on back of seat : must be empty to pull the seat tray up (parallel to seat back) and out - look at the dust on the bathroom filter oof
An air vent in a train bathroom with a layer of dust covering the back filter
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
- I do not need or want a seat cover.. but thanks
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
... About how to handle my dog on a train 🙄 - absolutely no empathy of workers at station ("we have done this before, we had a morning emergency, we will lose thousands of €€ if we do not get on the train in 3 minutes 🥺") - bag security lines a la airport, but not thorough / shittier organization
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
#Trainreview AVE / Spain + Direct train Madrid - Barcelona + Complimentary towel, treats, seat cover 🐶 - online booking: shit UI, misleading - 4 dogs PER TRAIN / only 3 trains PER DAY that allow 🐶 🐶 - required arrival 45 minutes before departure to fill out a PRINTED form and be lectured 🧵
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
#Trainreview TGV / France + Very fast + Many train lines + Easy digital booking, also for dog - compartment doors close quickly & on my dog's tail - luggage storage leaves much to be desired (amount/size) - very 90s vibe, a bit outdated - eventually things are broken but "not broken enough" to fix
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Unfortunately I forgot the actual dream, even though I tried so hard to remember, because it was good ? Exciting ? Suspenseful? Was it a lucrative game idea that could make me rich? I don't know..
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Also #dreamtime related I woke up at 1:43 to pee, and swore I thought of the BEST game: - It's called Vacuana, which in-dream I thought was a pun on the Spanish word for cow - I did imagine it with a brown cartoon 🐄 for the logo - it has some kind of Montessori/Jenga block stacking strategy
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
A friend (IRL mix) had an interview at 4:30 for a front desk position- it was 4:35, but she was there already fixing the furnace as a contractor. I get excited & give her advice: keep the technician part separate from the front desk tasks - don't let the hotel take advantage of your skills! Also €
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Some teammates were renting a room with us, twin beds are all in a row somehow on a platform, but it starts raining. I ask the front desk if there is a cover - he laughs, 🤷‍♂️ "you DID choose an outdoor room" I find the switch for a lattice sun shade + cover it with heavy curtains as a workaround ??
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Amanda Majorowicz @amandamajor.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I realize this gathering was at a resort in the winter, my partner asks if he should reserve spots for an ocean tour: sailboat or scuba diving w full winter scuba gear- I am a bit 😬😬😬 since the storm ordeal, but choose scuba bc hey we ARE at the ocean "wenn schon denn schon" attitude
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