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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

America: "Nothing ever happens on a Tuesday." Al Qaeda:

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Seth MacFarlane missed his flight which hit the WTC on 9/11. Which means in a different timeline he died on 9/11. Which means there's also another timeline where he did 9/11.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Ive always wanted to meet someone who completely missed 9/11. "I'm going to my granddaddy's mountain cabin this week. No phone, no TV. Gonna watch the sun rise over the lake, listen to my collection of Pure Moods on cd, and restore my faith in mankind."

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Seth MacFarlane missed his flight which hit the WTC on 9/11. Which means in a different timeline he died on 9/11. Which means there's also another timeline where he did 9/11.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

We should name an aircraft carrier after Grant so it can be called the USS U.S. Grant.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Why is it whenever I tell people I'm allergic to weed they say to just try a different strain? Eating Skippy instead of Jiff isn't gonna fix a peanut allergy.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

If your group is ever getting genocided and no one cares, try these options: -blame capitalism -blame America -blame the Jews It wont keep you from dying, but people will make a lot of money talking about you.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I met the Buddha on the road once. Tried to kill him. Dude kicked my ass.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Spicy take: Opposing the war in Iran would win more swing voters for Democrats than focusing on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Haha! Jokes on you lettuce. I already have explosive diarrhea.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Lindsay Graham will be buried in his favorite closet.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Well, well, well. Not so easy to find a guy with a nazi tattoo who doesn't suck shit, is it?

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I've read too much history or either not enough to end up seeing a Spartan helmet and martial arts mentioned together and immediately get the image of naked men wrestling.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

If you ask the dentist, they'll let you keep your tooth after pulling it. But if you ask for someone else's teeth they're just gonna throw away, you'll get the cops called on you.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

"Transporter room, two to beam up." Which two? "What do you mean?" There's five of you standing there, which two? "I've never been asked that." It's never come up?

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Dan Howlett @dhowlett1692.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Why does Louis CK get a second chance before his victims do?

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Finally saw The Bone Temple. This scene was the greatest metal performance ever.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Trump was just bragging how quickly he finishes.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

*slaps Elon Musk upside his head while watching Artemis II* "THAT'S how you build a heavy lift rocket."

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I can handle NASA sending a black guy and a woman to the Moon, but sending a Canadian is too woke for me.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I can handle NASA sending a black guy and a woman to the Moon, but sending a Canadian is too woke for me.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I had dreams so weird last night, I think my cpap isn't working and my brain was slowly dying.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Has any information on what kind of relief the Commies go to Cuba spring break trip brought to Cuba been posted or did they just bring vibes?

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Im not panicking about the price of oil. I always bring a bunch of 50 gallon barrels to the gas station.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I celebrate St. Patrick's Day the traditional way. Anyway, I'm sorry I killed your pet snake.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Ive been watching this documentary series about Egyptologists, and I will never experience the level of joy they have when they find an old pot.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Markwayne Mullin will be a step up from Kristi Noem.

Markwayne Mullin, standing on a box hidden behind a podium so he can appear as tall as the debate opponent next to him.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I didn't understand hardly anything Bad Bunny sang, but I wanna hear more of it.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I tthink a Super Bowl where the game and commercials both suck is an ominous portent for the coming year.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

So Brad Pitts whole gimmick now is looking like my 60 year old ex brother-in-law who has 5 DUI's and only hits on 21 year olds?

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Are you a rich person with a few extra pounds? Try GLP-1pillmill dot com!

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Does Draft Kings give odds on how likely they are to be implicated in a massive sports cheating scandal?

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Pagliacci: I'm so depressed. Doctor: You should go see this show, it's got the worlds greatest clown. Pagliacci: Um... Doctor: Their name is Pagliacci. Pagliacci: You have been my doctor for 15 years and you still don't know what I do for a living?

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

As a former delivery driver who has chauffeured pizzas during a hurricane: If you're not willing to go out in this weather, don't make them. You'll survive a weekend without nachos. But if you gotta get delivery, you better tip like they're your favorite stripper.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Can't wait to see the justifications from the usual suspects for not voting for Kamala after this one.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

The Golden Fleet is an awfully Chinese name for a guy who hates China.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Im super excited for this season of Stranger Things so I can see which "teenager" is already balding.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Started my first fire of the winter. It's cool, no one was in the building at the time.

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