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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm glad that past me didn't know (many things about my current life, but...) that my old friend would run for governor of OH (that's not the bad part - it's awesome) + would be disparaged in a "rally" by Donald Trump, who is president of the US...FOR THE SECOND TIME. What a shit timeline this is.

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Celebrating National Coffee Day by having 3 different types of tea at once

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Break the Bro Code. That's the only way this changes.

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dick Van Dyke is still with us. How amazing is that?

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I enjoy the Public Figures podcast and often forget they're bugnutty religious folks until they start seriously taking about which animals are "unclean" (biblically) and about Noah's Ark as if it were real.

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I feel you, Daniel L

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'd like to see the venn diagram of people who "don't care if the video is AI, it's cute!" and the ones who insist they have to use AI to create slop marketing materials because they "can't afford" a designer

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oh is that true? They are really bad.

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The triangle in the M*A*S*H theme song is doing a lot of heavy lifting

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm not just blaming the people who voted for him (or who stayed home). I'm expanding it to people who went on (celebs and non-celebs) or were part of The Apprentice, as well as anyone who watched that show. This is on you.

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"Automating tasks and systems is my love language" is a new and terrible way to justify one's use of generative AI slop

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

And small businesses have exponentially more to lose by alienating customers with slop.

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"Why do you have a problem with small businesses using AI but not big corporations?" They're both ridiculous, but the corps have real designers/marketers on staff who are carefully overseeing, optimizing and proofreading their AI slop, which small businesses don't.

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Gonna have pound cake with strawberries for breakfast because everything else is trash

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If you're struggling, people do make judgements about you and your competence, even if unspoken

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

RIP checks and balances (if they ever existed)

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Good Morning America running a long form ad for a pain med disguised as an inspirational story is deeply disturbing

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"I asked God why he allowed my wife to get injured so badly and he said, 'Do you think you love her MORE THAN ME?'" First of all, making up a dialogue for a murderous punitive daddy figure so you can discipline yourself is wild. Second, if you're hearing voices, please do see a professional.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 08/09/2026

Silent movies often featured chase scenes, which were often the most exciting/interesting scenes. So, ‘cut to the chase’ came to mean “get to the important part.”

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Y'all can't be bothered to engage with/support concise, personal posts from actual people you know, but will share the hell out of - and believe without vetting - every long, treacly, fake AI story with the AI pics posted by engagement bait pages that exist only to make money via your clicks. Ok.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Maybe God is mad at us because we had the hubris to claim we could build bears.

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I got the cats a can of fancier-than-Fancy-Feast food and it has a quail egg in it and they are NOT down with that. There's such a thing as too fancy, apparently.

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I'm glad I don't have little kids to whom I'd have to explain why we have a (ahem) president who lies daily, shamelessly, unrepentantly, and whose lies make people's lives exponentially worse.

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"Person detected" and it's just my cucumber plant blowing in the wind

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Just paid over $4/gallon for gas WITH discounts. Are we great again?

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Vintage skeet: In Petticoat Junction, "Uncle Joe...who's moving kind of slow" (as the theme song goes) was all of...60

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It's so great we have a new performance venue in town...that out of the gate went full out on AI slop for all of their marketing. Coulda partnered with any number of local designers, but..."it's free". If you do this, you 100% are not interested in your community.

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I have the toasted marshmallow and the warm ginger

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I absolutely don't want to talk to a "virtual recruiter". Insult to injury.

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It's always odd to me when someone refers to a "gentleman" who is far from gentle. In this case, they had to duct tape this guy to his airplane seat and divert the flight and arrest him because he was so out of control. I think maybe we can dispense with the niceties.

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I'm all set on watching a reality show about Mormon wives. At some point, I can only hope we stop elevating cults.

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I'm all set on watching a documentary about a toxic pastor. We ignore and forgive all sorts of lesser religious atrocities every day in the name of being "respectful".

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Happy SCTV-on-Netflix to those who celebrate

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I'm not even the main character in my own dreams

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Louis CK's new special wherein he shits on people who dare say, "nice day, huh?" to him and interact with him, and can't understand why people like...sunny days. Edgy stuff there, dude. How far we've fallen.

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

We're really still referring to adult performers in 2026 as a "pop princess"? Somehow I've never heard any dude referred to as a "pop prince" (excluding, ya know, Prince).

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"Size 10 but really fits like a 6". If companies like @lululemonus.bsky.social could stop this kind of size discrimination nonsense that should have been left behind in the 90s, that'd be cool.

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

This isn't "whimsy", it's just conformism 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Medical/mental health practices should not have emails listed on their websites as a point of contact if they're going to not check or ignore them. Unprofessional at best, deadly at worst.

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

...self-love isn't the key that automatically opens the romance door. Be supportive or just say nothing. This is a trope that needs to go.

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

If a single person expresses the desire to find a partner (without any other context), that is definitely not your cue to unsolicitedly suggest that they need to "just love [yourself] first". There are puh-LENTY of self-loathing people in relationships, so...

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Everything has always seemed too soon, I wasn't ready. Now I'm too late.

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