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Al Smizzle

@alzeidenfeld.bsky.social
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“I’ll just walk the Earth, like Caine in Kung-Fu. If it takes forever, I’ll walk forever”

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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Got to sit next to @Kennymayne on my flight today and chat about sports and life. Super chill dude. Sadly, I wasn’t able to have the attendent bring him the finest meats and cheeses available throughout the land.
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Sigh
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
@dennycarter.bsky.social all I want to do is send you the video of Jacob’s grand slam in Cooperstown right now.
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Dammit, Joe
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I wonder what percentage of Americans still think that the country that Donald Trump applies a tariff to pays for the tariff?
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Farmers are gonna get crushed by Trumps tariffs again this term just like the first time he was President. Soybean farmers send 48% of their crop to China. Check the states that have the most soybean farmers production here in the US. They’re going to literally lose the farm.
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
New idea!
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Nobody is “gloating” that the stock market has crashed/is still crashing because of the Trump admin’s ridiculous tariff and trade war, you absolute twatwaffle. We just recognize that you hid for 6 days and then poked your head up to be the local top signal.
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Shot Chaser
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
New trolley problem just dropped!
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
After a two day respite, the Trump market crash continues first thing tomorrow morning. Lovely. 😐
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Current NFL draft order. Assuming things remain the same, NYG will take a QB. But do the Patriots stay at 2 and take Travis Hunter or trade back a couple spots and grab someone like Tetairoa McMillan for Drake Maye?
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
My son asked me who was the best hitter I’ve ever seen and I told him Barry Bonds. He asked why was Bonds better than Mike Trout, Shohei or Juan Soto. There was a game where a team intentionally walked Barry Bonds with the bases loaded and it was the right move. I mean…
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The Week 14 Cheat Sheet is posted in Discord for subscribers. GL this week! smizzle.tv/discord
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
My best teams on Underdog and DraftKings heading into Week 14. Both are safe to advance. Neither is good enough to win. gg
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
The Bengals are such a fun team for DFS. Amazing players with great volume on offense, can’t stop anything on defense. Fantasy carnival.
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
“You just don’t understand. Eggs were REALLY expensive for a few weeks.”
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Lisa is right.
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Mothers don’t just say negative things about their children. The amount of water that has passed underneath that bridge…
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Brock Bowers should probably be the NFL’s rookie of the year but won’t because quarterbacks exist.
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Brock Bowers is, as advertised
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I’m thankful for a lot of things, but this year’s Thanksgiving day football games? Nope. Not thankful for them. Hopefully they’re more entertaining than they project to be.
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I just want to see something. SmizzGang discord link: smizzle.tv/discord
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I was told American families were unable to afford groceries…
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
What were the Eagles, Ravens and Packers records last season post week 12 without those players? How good were those offenses without Barkley, Henry & Jacobs? “[Good player] goes to [good team] and posts good numbers.”
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
So, what’s the Brock Purdy contract extension gonna look like? 4 years, $230 million?
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Tough week! The week 12 Cheat Sheet is posted in the SmizzGang discord to try and assist you in building better lineups! GL this weekend.
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Is it possible to go to Chicago and not gain weight? Asking for a friend.
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Post you from a different era
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Week 12 first look on DraftKings is posted!
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The more I see of Jauan Jennings the less the 49ers signing Aiyuk to an extension and not dealing him over the summer makes sense
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Which of the current bottom 10 teams in the NFL would you most like to take over as GM?
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Justin Tucker is COOKED
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This week has been one of the least fun weeks to build lineups on DraftKings in the past decade. Direct result of the pricing. 🤮
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
This is the first week I can remember since I started doing videos that there isn’t one stack that grades as +EV at all. DraftKings pricing is absolutely dumb. It’s going to be another stupid week. Make your peace with it early. Someone has to win, may as well be us.
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
CHEAT SHEET DAY!!!
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Season long overs can get derailed by so many things (trades, injury, etc), but this one came though with plenty of weeks to spare. No sweat necessary.
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Ok, that’s a little better. But seriously, cut it out.
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
DAMMIT SAQUON STOP FALLING DOWN ON THE 2 INCH LINE I HATE IT HERE
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I nominate that eagles play for the worst flea flicker of all time.
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
If I followed you over on the bird site, I’d also like to follow you over here. Make sure you let me know so it’s easier to find all of you!
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Who do you think wins the fight this weekend? Mike Tyson or Jake Paul
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I don’t care if it’s true. These comps are nasty work. 😂
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I have no idea what I’m known for
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Damned solid group of 5-Box running backs this week!
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I legitimately thought there was a reasonable probability Caleb Williams was going to be able to produce extremely solid rookie numbers this season. Think, 4000 yards and 22-25 TD’s. I was wrong.
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
You can do some really silly things with a week 11 lineups on DraftKings. First look is posted in Discord.
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Jaylen Wright remains just 1 injury away from being a league winner…theoretically
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
🤣🤣🤣
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Al Smizzle @alzeidenfeld.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Two of the greatest offensive minds in football at head coach. Both teams at full strength, everyone healthy! Boring ass island game. Dammit.
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