alyxxx @alyxuwu.bsky.social · 04/10/2025shes the kinda girl where u make her cum 17 times in a row and she says "awesomesauce" 010
alyxxx @alyxuwu.bsky.social · 20/07/2025i swear i have cheat codes on, every hot woman i meet wants to fuck me life is good 🤤🤤🤤 010
alyxxx @alyxuwu.bsky.social · 19/07/2025trying to self actualize into being a punching bag for buff women 🥺🥺🥺 000
alyxxx @alyxuwu.bsky.social · 11/07/2025having a woman that could snap you in half exhale weed smoke down your throat while holding u by your hair should be a human right 000
alyxxx @alyxuwu.bsky.social · 07/07/2025i ate a girl out so enthusiastically and for so long that i overstretched the little webbed connector under my tongue and it hurts now 😢😢😢 020
alyxxx @alyxuwu.bsky.social · 24/06/2025pushed myself rlly hard at the gym... anyone trying to push me even harder 🥺🥺🥺 ? 140
alyxxx @alyxuwu.bsky.social · 08/05/2025when u overfill ur flip-top water bottle and it cums on u a lil bit 🥺 110
alyxxx @alyxuwu.bsky.social · 02/05/2025if u compliment me on my eyeliner when its fucked up and runny, i will interpret that as "i want u to choke on my dick" 000
alyxxx @alyxuwu.bsky.social · 28/03/2025im not a slut, im just allowing the community to use my body as a form of mutual aid ! its praxis !!!!!! 010
alyxxx @alyxuwu.bsky.social · 24/03/2025u ever meet someone who u would normally not be into but then they're really chill and nice and funny and smart and passionate and suddenly u want their cum in your mouth 110
alyxxx @alyxuwu.bsky.social · 15/12/2024gay sherlock: the seminal emissions have flavor indicating heightened sugar content, but the victim's medical records state a severe allergy to pineapple... curious gay watson: im gay 120
alyxxx @alyxuwu.bsky.social · 02/04/2024hes keeping track of how many times he came in me but i keep looking at it and im like "dead by daylight???" 290
alyxxx @alyxuwu.bsky.social · 10/11/2023me wanting to get tied up isn't a sexual thing, im just way too powerful and need to be restrained for your safety 160
alyxxx @alyxuwu.bsky.social · 09/11/2023kinda fucked up that god made cum taste mid and yet gave me the insatiable need to swallow it 😔 240
alyxxx @alyxuwu.bsky.social · 09/11/2023hello everyone i have received word from the Authorities that i need to be more horny on the internet 140
alyxxx @alyxuwu.bsky.social · 02/11/2023playing cookie clicker except u get 1 click every time you hit the back of my throat 040
Reposted by alyxxxamber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 23/10/2023at the hospital and the doctor is refusing to treat me bc i referred to him as “healslut” 729735