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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Google changing the voice of hey Google to a man and not allowing me to change it back is the worst thing that had ever happened to me

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

so when i first started at my current school i made a dress for then spanish day out of crepe paper and glue so i could be a pinata, ad while it lived through 2 lovely versions of that event it wasn't going to make it to a third, and let me just say the new one i am making out of ribbons?? very fun!

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Is there any worse feeling than going to the shops with the plan to buy an outfit and not being able to because NOTHING!! IS!! CUTE!!

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

17 days from the end of term + half marathon day and my body is 100% falling apart beneath me

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Frantically researching the effects of eating ice cream while running because I just mapped out a 21 course that hits 4 different messinas and honestly that seems like optimum fueling to me

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Made the mistake of rocking up at the nike store post long run and got the pleasure of fighting for my fucking life on the momentum treadmill to try their new shoes

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I so thought it was going to rain this morning and now I am stuck running with a fucking jacket for over an hour

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Emotionally reflecting on the fact that I in fact did not buy the lovely cardigan I have had my eye on for ages even with it being on sale because "I want a new pair of running shoes"

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Sitting on the floor just watching as the kitchen delivery men literally consider death having to carry everything up the stairs 700 times

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

whenever someone i know views my tiktok its just like please look away I'm trying to cook something here

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Constructing a mini kitchen (moving my fridge, coffee machine and microwave to the living room) because it's big kitchen construction time (my little water damaged cupboards are getting torn out and replaced)

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Parents when catch an international flight and don't text them within 0.2 seconds of the plan touching down, as you are stepping off the plane, as you are waiting at security, as you get your bag and as you get to your transport - "we just want to know if you are okay"

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Wearing my most fetching oversized hockey shirt and my old running shorts to brave church street on valentines day in a quest to acquire dinner

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Left my watch at home by accident and now I have to suffer the indignity of using strava on my phone at run club

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Looking at all the clips from broad street rn and I stand by my long stated view that the biggest thing wrong with Australia sports team is ghe fact that every major city is a multi team city and so a championship can never shut a place down in quite the same way we see overseas

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

It would appear that my planned running route is currently in the river

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

really having to emotionally come to terms with the fact i am upset that a race in like october is already sold out?? who am i?? and am i okay

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Not my brother sending me a tiktok being like every family has that 1 person who runs because they are mentally unstable and then pointing out that running is literally his job and I in fact am the mentally unstable one

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Why I shouldn't go to mainstream Sydney running events - there are people who know my brother here which is something I have been artfully avoiding

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

You know what i love about cricket? The number of charts they just give me mid game.

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Nature is healing : I'm watching one group of friends at the ashes teach the hot to go dance to everyone around them

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Forgot to find a friend to to go to the women's t20 ashes bmgane tonight so it us back to my roots time (attending games alone)

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Not me trying a running gel for practice an immediately remembering I hate the consistency of anything jelly-ish

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Going on a walk to the grocery store to gaslight my cat into thinking I'm not trying to put him in the car so that he will come out from under the bed

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

can i just say the combination of an electrical storm, rain pelting down, sirens blaring and the church across the road from me STILL holding bell practice is a deeply disconcerting experience

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

how is it i went for a literal run this morning but the hardest workout of the day was still simply taping together and cutting out a new sewing pattern

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Please clap the running belt I have been refreshing on for over a month comes out in my favourite colour tomorrow

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

I fear I may have lost my garmin when I moved last year like I literally have 2 boxes that I haven't checked and she's no where to be found

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

the true hot summers day struggle of "haul myself to the beach" vs "high potential of sun burn"

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

having to unpack all the moving boxes that you just shove in the closet because you dont want to deal with them because i know my garmin has to be somewhere and i will really like to find it so i can actually know what pace i am going during a run

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Doing my first parkrun in the city and frankly I used to go to popular rural park run but actually what the fuck is this

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Nick Wan @nickwan.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

A list of literally any other conf or community that would be a better use of your time than ssac:

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Spending $8 on an ice coffee in your home town and knowing this is about to be the most mid experience of your life

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

mum telling me she felt like i spoilt her too much at christmas a day is the highest compliment a daughter could receive, like yes thankyou i have been stressed out of my mind about this but you deserve it mission accomplished

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Eugene Yan @eugeneyan.com · 24/12/2024

hmm i feel attacked

deciding between "actually taking some time off" and "work on personal projects and call it relaxing"

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Bless my parents who decided to try themselves stocking but also not consider it would involve filling the other person's - signed a stressed oldest daughter trying to work out what to fill both their stocking with on Christmas eve

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Petitioning for there to be a "I'm a regular" pass for the market cause the christmas crowd is next level

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Thank you to past me who committed to making every member of my family christmas pyjama shorts, I have only wanted to cry 4 times in the last 24 hours finally making them all

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

making use of sheltering at my parents during this heat wave by taking advantage of their air conditioning, and significantly larger kitchen by pre-making potentially 100 christmas cookies worth of dough

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maddie 💓 @madsruns.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

unfortunately i will be thinking of the phrase "the chart community" being used in a derogatory way for a long time

colby cohen tweet reading "so typical from the chart community. not surprised at all"

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

The entire purpose of having a professional athlete sibling is so you can borrow all their things when you visit. Signed by me (who is currently using their air leg massage things after a measly 3km run because when in rome)

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I am, first and foremost always a beach girlie

Black and white blurry photo of girl running on ghe beach

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Explaining the full kate martin lore to my mother who has had the unfortunate experience of being trapped in a car with me for 11 hours during this expansion draft

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Scoping out who at my work passes the vibe check be requesting hot to go at the Christmas party

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Spotify wrapped so bad that I'm re-installing the spotify r package to actually find out what my top song is

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Duolingo wrapped was really like "you spent 1000 minutes learning French this year and you're still bad at it"

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Pretty sure my parents favourite time of year is me receiving Christmas food gifts from my students and then bringing them with me when I visit the next weekend

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Alyssa @alyssalongmuir.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

There is truly nothing worse than convincing your brain that we are going to make the phone call and then the person doesn't pick up.

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