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Alynn the Yellow Eyed

@alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social
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Twitch Gamedian; DM for A Series of Unfortunate Decisions; LFG TTRPG AP; linktr.ee/alynntheyelloweyed Email: yelloweyedstudio@gmail.com

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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Being in Texas, I get a lot of GOP focused spam texts. I know they are bots, but I can't help but tell each of them they are pedophile protecting pieces of human trash. I'm hoping that somehow this is reported back to someone and they read it.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
huh, looks like Twitch broke again
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KP Upadhyayula @kp11studios.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
All this being said, call to action time: Are you a business who supports uplifting underprivileged & underrepresented communities? Would you like to help in this BIPOC Photoshoot initiative by being a sponsor/donor? I have a pitch sheet for you! Please reach out at: Kp@kp11studios.com
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Executive Dysfunction (the other ED), fear of failure, anxiety, and a midlife crisis is the kind of stuff that makes you feel like pulling a Forrest Gump. Go outside, start running, and never stop.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I keep forgetting to do this. But time for more JRPG action with Trails Beyond the Horizon. Today's Sermon: Another Day Another 4SPG twitch.tv/alynntheyelloweyed
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Burning the candle at both ends, and using a blow torch on the middle.
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Stack Up @stackup.org · 25/06/2026
Why fundraise with Stack Up? We want to make sure you have a great time supporting us, so we have an Influencer Relations team ready to support you when you sign up to fundraise with us! www.stackup.org/fundraise
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Y'all ever miss sitting in a dark room with music playing while winamp puts patterns and colors on the screen and you just, exist there for as long as you can?
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
So I had taken this entire week off of work in order to do some Memorial Week charity streaming for @stackup.org Only to have my AC go out on Tuesday. New system will be installed Monday. So I didn't get to enjoy my vacation by doing nothing, and I didn't get to stream for stackup. Garbage Week.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
No stream today folks. My AC went out today and it is currently 85 in my office (down from 90). Tech will be here tomorrow, but I'm just too hot sticky and feeling gross.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
In one weak my concord grape pyment went from a 1.132 starting gravity to a 1.042. About 12%. Still plenty of sugar left and the yeast is tolerant to 15%, so hopefully we finish up by next week. Then a week to make sure we are stable. Should finish semi-sweet.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I have written so many posts today that I've just deleted and move on with my day from. Nobody likely cares about my opinion on the matter, and louder voices are already saying what I was going to say. It's a bit of despair, it's a bit of mourning, it's frustration that there is nothing I can do.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Why is getting out of my own way so god damned difficult to do?
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Just doing spiderman things. Today's Sermon: I like my Lovers Like I like my Spiders. twitch.tv/alynntheyelloweyed
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Today's Sermon: I like my Lovers Like I like my Spiders.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
In honor of @timberborn.bsky.social hitting 1.0 today I bring you my Big Beaver Supercut when I played it for the first time in Early Access 2 years ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GngO...
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The Timberborn Big Beaver Supercut!
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Time to run my own village of Goblins.!!! Its Goblins of Elderstone time for What the Friday! twitch.tv/alynntheyelloweyed
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Final day for this weeks drive for @stackup.org! We hit 500 dollars how far will we get this final day? You Decide. Also, we will likely beat High on Life 2 tonight as well. Donation: tilt.fyi/lpW5Fs9O1t Stream: twitch.tv/alynntheyelloweyed
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Been a busy day of driving, doctor appointments, then driving to more doctor appointments. I would like to nap but I have to drive home. Driving and napping are frowned upon.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
2nd to last day!!! Aiming for 500 by the end of stream tomorrow for @stackup.org. I've ate disgusting things, and removed hair off my body, and so, so many lipstick dots on my forehead. Donation: tilt.fyi/lpW5Fs9O1t Stream: twitch.tv/alynntheyelloweyed
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
DAY 4: More High On Life 2 as we blast our way through big pharma, and collect money for @stackup.org Donation: tilt.fyi/lpW5Fs9O1t Stream: twitch.tv/alynntheyelloweyed
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
LIVE DAY 3! $223 collected so far for @stackup.org. The Flaming Anus chocolate bar will be ate at $500 dollars. Lots of incentives for each donation. Donation: tilt.fyi/lpW5Fs9O1t Stream: twitch.tv/alynntheyelloweyed
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Yesterday, we collected 115 dollars for @stackup.org If we hit $500 dollars I'll eat a piece of a chocolate bar that is called *checks notes*, "Flaming Anus Chocolate Bar". So that is a thing you may be interested in. LIVE NOW! Donation: tilt.fyi/lpW5Fs9O1t Stream: twitch.tv/alynntheyelloweyed
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Today!!! I am going all out for @stackup.org. This entire week. Beanboozles, hair removal, eyeshadow, lipstick. We have it all (or at least a lot). Come in, make me do things, and collect money for Veteran Mental Health! Donation Link: tilt.fyi/lpW5Fs9O1t Stream: twitch.tv/alynntheyelloweyed
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
You can slap someone's face, and you can slap their ass. You can spank someone's ass, but you don't spank their face. Just Alynn Thoughts when his brain is left on idle.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Horizon Forbidden West DLC continues. And random things being said will happen. twitch.tv/alynntheyelloweyed
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I don't know what is worse the anxiety of knowing all the things that are going on, or the anxiety of NOT knowing all the things are going on. Do I do news, or do I not do news? Which one is worse? And the answer is, I just do not know.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I read a comment that said "This is a movie from a long time ago in the 90s." Me immediately after.
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a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
Alt: a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face. And transformed to being elderly.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I need to get back in the habit of posting when I go live, so uh. I'm live! Today's Sermon: Bald By Nature, Brony By Choice twitch.tv/alynntheyelloweyed
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Today's Sermon: Bald By Nature Brony By Choice
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I make a ton of my stuff on my own, and I'll be honest, I don't do it enough to ever get good at it. But I'm good enough at it to make some truly cursed things that I find absolutely hilarious. This is one of those things.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
A Series of Unfortunate Decisions is NOW! Episode 43! The Drunks get their reward, but will the peace last? #twitch #dnd #dnd5e #tabletoprpg #actualplay twitch.tv/alynntheyelloweyed
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A Series of Unfortunate Decisions: Episode 43
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Starting God of War late today. I need to take something to the UPS store, and the pumpkin I'm roasting is taking a bit longer than anticipated.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I just want to win enough money to be able to buy a house around Seattle with a good area for a garden and some chickens and not have to spend the next 20 years working. I don't ask for much.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Next thing you know they are going to blame Dungeons and Dragons for demon worship. www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-comes...
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RFK Jr. Comes Up With New Possible Cause for Mass Shootings: Video Games
The HHS Secretary trotted out an old, baseless potential culprit for mass shootings in America.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I miss when my brain had more idle time. That was when silly ideas would form that allowed me to look at the world and its absurdities in fun and funny ways. Now, there is too much real shit that makes it hard to see the funny through the despair.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Gonna be starting up soon. When its time to cut the brisket up, you cut the brisket up :P.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
A Series of Unfortunate Decisions: Episode 41 begins now! After months (irl and in game) the sahuagin menace is to be faced. Will the drinks emerge in triumph, or find themselves in a watery grave? twitch.tv/alynntheyelloweyed
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Starting a little late but A Series of Unfortunate Decisions: Episode 40 begins now!! The Drunks are about to tell the war council the layout of the sahaugin fortress. HOpefully they remember what it looked like. twitch.tv/alynntheyelloweyed
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Tonight at 7pm CST for What the Friday we will be reviewing #hiddenpass by @ggstudio.bsky.social. #providedkey A Tactical Roguelite. Magic, tactics, and many, MANY mistakes. See you tonight! twitch.tv/alynntheyelloweyed
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Today I went to Wendy's for the first time in 2 decades. I ordered a Baconator. It came with no bacon. I just got an ator :(
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
This is why I do what I do.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Rolled credits on Expedition 33. A very fantastic game. Now the most difficult part. Deciding what to play next.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Dune it, Lady!
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
We are going live with a 4th of July Charity Stream for @stackup.org How long will we go? 6 hours? 12 hours? Beats me. Come torture me for a good cause!! twitch.tv/alynntheyelloweyed
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Me, Today, while getting ready for my @stackup.org charity stream. "Now where did I put all my lipstick?" Check out the campaign page here! tilt.fyi/rv2JMLz1XY
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Cultn'ts you know what must be done.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
YouTube is eating itself again.
A partial screenshot of a youtube page. There are suggested videos to the right that have nothing to do with the main point of the image. In the center of the page, where the video should be, is a warning that the Video is age-restricted, and only available to watch on YouTube. The very site we are already on.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
3 day weekends should really be the norm.
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I sliced my thumb while cutting watermelon, but now I'm playing Expedition 33. I'm sure this will not affect my ability to play videogames. Today's Sermon: A THEN RT, not the other way around. twitch.tv/alynntheyelloweyedmoo
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Gonna Yell at short form videos like the crotchety old man I am. Today's Sermon: Old man Yells at TikTok, YouTube Edition. Twitch.tv/alynntheyelloweyed
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Today's Sermon: Old Man Yells at TikTok, Youtube Edition
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Alynn the Yellow Eyed @alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Due to some extreme weather I am holding off a bit on starting stream.
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