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@alyk313.bsky.social
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Wingin’ like a woman Who’s hedging on what’s coming

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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 6h
But he literally won’t shut up about how he’s *not* going to attack Iran before the midterms. Maybe this is the the Art of the Deal lolll
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But why is the rain yellow?
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Isn’t that just like… having a military
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In khakis??? Someone get this man some Lululemon !
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Indeed we are seeing the “Covid playbook” … republicans further degrading trust in public health by insisting the experts are lying
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Incapable of any self-reflection. Chump of the week and it’s not even close
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Pretty fucking weird
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So you’re saying you’re a little bitch
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Thanks for this super relevant reporting
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Weird, probably because he’s a piece of shit actual Nazi
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Well at least we’ve got… nothing and 17 dead soldiers to show for it
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m going to have a stoke
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I fear the Freudian slip
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Wait Goose the band AND Goose the hookup app are both psyops?!
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Remember when we thought this payout might bankrupt Trump and instead Americans re-elected him and then he made over $2 billion in one year as president and nothing good ever happens? (Good for Ms. Carroll tho, deserves every fucking dollar)
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It’s very America250 to….hate the constitution?
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
How stupid can some people be? We’re all wondering
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“Elites” … not to include the vice president and president?
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Kaitlan’s micro expressions are everything
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
So bomb the hell out of them Thursday, peace deal Friday? Mmmmmmk
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
WHAT?!
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
“It’s his tweet”??! Mmmk well it’s your fucking job
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I want to question the capitalization of “Building,” but sadly I understand enough Trumpology to get it
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I mean *is* the “peace push” ramping up? Kinda seems like no
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Yes, that is apparent
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Jesus North Korea Christ
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Sometimes you need to shrink in order to grow
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Wait I thought we didn’t need our allies. Straight or otherwise
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Holy circular logic
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Very “W throwing the first pitch” I love it
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Are people reading this?!! That last document is so gutting. Jesus fucking Christ get me off this ride. I can’t believe what I just read. And I can’t stomach that no one will care
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Oh so we’re at war but we mustn’t declare it. Cool
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
“We’re out there having a blast, living out my teenage Call of Duty fantasies, and then a few American soldiers get killed (losers) and everybody freaaaaks out?” Get fucked, Hegseth
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Breath of fresh air? Compared to what… sitting in the Fox & Friends anchor chair on Saturdays?
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Ok so he’s just like not a human being
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
You’re doing good work, but this feels like a come-into-the-office-on-a-Saturday kind of situation
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Uhh it kinda sounds like YOU are taking the social safety net tho…
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The state of the union is SPORTS!
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Yes a good SOTU address totally makes up for hiding rape accusations from a then 13-year-old
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
This is like when they found that bald eagle in a gutter
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Hahaha
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
It’s giving Reek
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Zoinks. And also, probably true
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Aaaand they fucking DELETED it
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
“Take this arbitrary number but then arbitrarily quadruple it and now we’re talkin facts”
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
“We totally found evidence of the unhinged thing we are alleging, but it’s top secret, you’ll have to trust us!”
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I’m sure a trip to McDonald’s made the kid forget all about being held captive by a bunch of strangers in masks holding guns
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Let alone the fact that these “quippy” names are abhorrent juxtaposed against the horrors they inflict, they are LAME AS FUCK
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
i've seen enough: greg bovino is a bitch.
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Alice Lastname @alyk313.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Ah, yes, the definition of terror is live-streaming
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