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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yo, #Talbots, you didn’t think this one through very well.
Talbot’s catalog cover with someone dressed and styled eerily like Serena Waterford on Handmaid‘s Tale. 
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I love this for them.
Mapquest 4.2 ratingApple Map 2.4 rating
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Get your rocks off, geologists. 🤣
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Stuart Fails to Save the Universe is getting better with each episode. If only I could travel back to my 1992 universe and respond exactly like this and only this.
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
What did U.S. Marshall Chad drop in the box before running off?
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
They are forever entwined.
Mocking Gadsden flag—Snake with magat features saying “Don’t read to me”
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
All I see is Panic Pete.
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Issa Rae throws shade to congratulate an all-male list of Oscar nominees for best director.
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Europeans when asked to unblock the Strait of Hormuz
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I believe Taco Bell has that covered.
Image of Taco Bell double taco, because what do you eat when “trump always chickens out” twice?
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
It’s giving Javier Bardem’s creepy Skyfall character.
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Yep. Also asked, “who among the living [excuse my typo] has told the most lies?”
Duck Duck Go’s AI cites trump in response to “who among the living has told the most lies?”
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
But but but…
American flag with text: “If you don’t stand for the special song, the magic sky-cloth won’t freedom.”
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I believe it is alpaca.
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Will she vote to censure herself?
Image showing Chrissy Houlahan voted with GOP to censure Al Green.
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Yep! Results from yesterday’s @tanglenews.bsky.social survey:
61.5% of nearly 4,000 respondents to a survey of “who is most to blame for the government shutdown” lay it squarely on yam tits.
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Side by side in my timeline. I hope this is in every account of this disastrous part of U.S. and world history.
Consecutive stories on timeline. One showing that millions could lose housing under trump plan. The other showing a billion dollar real estate deal trump is making in Dubai.
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I’m not usually one for AI, but…
Google’s AI answer confirms both that a movement is not the same as an organization and that trump is an idiot.
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Gosh, now where is my jacket?
Skanky woman wearing “I don’t really care, do you?” jacket.
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
She must really hate her adopted children (conveniently posed on the ends for easier cropping, I’m sure). May they experience no more adversity than being a member of her brood.
Amy Coney Barrett’s family photo.
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Be a shame if some kid dropped these on a hot Florida sidewalk.
Box of Crayola rainbow color crayons
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I’m so pissed that I didn’t screenshot it when the rejection appeared, but I was able to find the game board to show that you don’t have uppercase or lowercase choices.
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Me, too, Uncle Sam. Me, too.
Deflated “Uncle Sam” inflatable lying dead. Just like democracy.
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Surely he’s not William Krejci II, whose taxes were refunded due to his disabled status. Seems pretty healthy on all these raids and perp walks. www.twp.woodbridge.nj.us/agendacenter...
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Y’all. I’m sure they thought they chose “DOGE” for “leader” and “duke”, but yeah, it ended up with the facists that they are.
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Anybody else get this one wrong, too? #nytimes #nytimeisonlygoodforpuzzles
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I’m not sure how much more winning, greatness, and exceptionalism America can handle.
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Justice Frog is surprised at President Scorpion?
Frog carrying scorpion across river.
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Brilliant! Thanks, Marc!
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alwayslastinline.bsky.social @alwayslastinline.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Thank you. This is me for at least the next 4 years.
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