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Julie🦈

@alwaysjathis.bsky.social
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Ratzilla Shelter Slick And various other aliases Did you know that it's impossible to hum while holding your nose? ... I like pie.

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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
You don't say.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I said to my kid today, "It's hard to decide if we want three feet of snow to collapse the entire roof or one inch of ice to fell trees to crush the house."
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Back on social media because a potentially catastrophic ice storm is coming. You know Democrats don't control the weather.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Look when the cows got out on Easter Sunday back in like 2014? 13? Not one driver who met the lead cow's gaze through their windows didn't blink. The cows just walked off into the wilderness while human drivers shrugged and said, "She was scary."
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
As someone who lives next to cows yes it does.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Woman who helped peel the tape- "When I get bored I look around at everything. There's a hole in the ceiling in the courtroom they think people won't see." Me- "We see it." She-"This is a nightmare for us." Me- "This is The Bad Place."
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
All of this reminds me of the Muslim roundup of early 2017.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Spoiler- it was a 4x5 inch hole.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Note to courthouse- if you don't want two ADHD 50+ year olds peeling up the tape on the double layer blank sheet of paper you have taped to the wall in the hallway hang a sign in front of the giant hole instead. Me- "Should I write Not a Hole?" Dude next to me- SNORT
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
After jury duty this week I will never be able to take a law show seriously if their jury is predominantly GenX, because after snow and ice delays and cancelations and general chaos we practically went feral like a bunch of 6th graders with a sub. EVERYONE was stimming. There were shenanigans.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
The sky is crying.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Oh that would make me walk into the sea.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
🧵 I quietly leaned toward the Black man next to me and said, "I found a bailiff and showed him the carvings." He said, "You did?" I said, "Yes. He said he'd let the janitor know." He snorted, and then we both cracked up. If I were going back tomorrow I'd take the emery board. 3/3
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
🧵 No one in the immediate area had brought an emery board, so I figured I'd do it. We were sent on a break, and before I left the room I snagged a bailiff and showed him. I then left the room and tried to find my neighbors but didn't. When we returned to the courtroom we all found our seats. 2/3
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
🧵Today at jury duty a Black man about my age and I were sitting together and the row in front of us had the N word and KKK scratched into the back. I'd already decided to bring an emery board tomorrow if I were due back when the young woman behind us gasped. We quietly discussed the situation. 1/3
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NerdNonsense @nerdnonsense.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
SOME OF US warned you. But you called us shitlibs, etc. But whatever.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I still watch (in the background) every time there's a marathon on like I'm a grandparent cheering on a kindergarten class play.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
*Direction* was bad. Every single person on screen was and is a very good to excellent actor, and that's the outlier for most of them.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Also did anyone alert Just Davenports Vance?
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Oh yes we do like the long lashes. Chris Evans has amazing eyelashes.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 11/01/2025
🚨UPDATED needs list #LAFires🚨 Baby formula is currently highest priority. Dropoff location in images below
DONATION
DROP OFF + DISTRO HOURS
WHEN: 12 PM - 6 PM SAT. 1/11
WHERE: BERNIE'S COFFEE SHOP
6101 WILSHIRE BLVD, LA 90048
*=not an exhaustive list
PRIORITY ITEMS NEEDED (PT. 1)*:
1. BABY FORMULA (ALL KINDS)
2. BABY DIAPERS + BAGS + WIPES + PULL-UPS
3. BABY SOCKS
4. BABY SHIRTS/PANTS/ONESIES
5. GIFT CARDS (EX. GROCERY STORES/PET STORES/DOLLAR STORES/FAST FOOD PLACES)
6. UNISEX T-SHIRTS
7. SLEEPWEAR FOR KIDS AND ADULTS
8. TODDLER + KID CLOTHES AND SHOES
9. ADULT SHOES
10. UNDERWEAR (ALL GENDERS)
11. SOCKS FOR KIDS AND ADULTS
12. HAIR PRODUCTS (PLUS COMBS+BRUSHES) FOR ALL GENDERS
13. PERIOD PRODUCTS
14. TOILETRIESDONATION
DROP OFF + DISTRO HOURS
WHEN: 12 PM - 6 PM SAT. 1/11
WHERE: BERNIE'S COFFEE SHOP
6101 WILSHIRE BLVD, LA 90048
*=not an exhaustive list
PRIORITY ITEMS NEEDED (PT. 2)*:
1. EPI PENS
2. INSULIN - NEEDS TO BE KEPT COLD
3. NARCAN
4. INHALERS
5. NEBULIZERS
6. ALBUTEROL
7. OVER THE COUNTER PAID MEDS (IBUPROFEN, TYLENOL, NAPROXEN, ETC.)
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Oh no. Please stay safe.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Like you're a car with custom rims.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
That's awful!
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
The shoe "company" names are hilarious.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? I'm probably fine.
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two women are standing next to each other one is holding a lollipop
Alt: Buffy and Willow are standing next to each other Buffy is holding a lollipop
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Got all fancy and ran out of room. I'm going to be giggling over that all day.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
IT'S NOT LITERAL sobs my autistic ass instead of laughing due to Ah fuck it 😂
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Agreed. I know that's the most dingus response, so have a juggler.
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a man is juggling soccer balls in front of a sign that says " ортой жизни " on it
Alt: a man is juggling soccer balls in front of a sign that says " ортой жизни " on it
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Yeah that's horrible. He's gross in general, but by God the Irish aren't gonna save him.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Sorry, but generational Irish American is honestly understanding the difference between Paddy and Patty, knowing the difference between green and orange, having 1500 cousins named Michael, and wishing to dance upon Oliver Cromwell's grave.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Raised Irish Catholic, raised with fighting is okay for dudes but not women, it's all a big mess. I can say that if Drake is just now bleating out that essentially it's genetic? He should start with the alcoholism and then move into the douchebaggery.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
It matters to me far more than it should that you understood this.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Why are you almost never on social media? People will ask. And I will visit again, witness the behavior, get bitch-slapped by someone, and then leave. I'm out here. I don't care about how often.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Yeah this person is just deliberately stirring up trouble. I recommend you leave it long enough for people to choose to block and then block them yourself. What a deliberate assbutt.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
My kid thanks you.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
You're responding to them but not to me. I said that the overarching culture of white United States is racism. Otherwise there's no actual shared culture. At all. It's disturbing.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
That's completely obnoxious.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
My state is exhausting.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I just updated my profile to Literally Autistic because Actually Autistic still gives me the uncomfortables, but I will reply to every question or query with a literal answer unless I am prompted to do otherwise.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Next Gen completely abandoned the fact that Geordie's mom died and he was stuck trying to help an avatar of her. I LOVE TNG, but DS9 makes far more sense from the pilot on.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I just got called slick. It's a gendered term. I've been nonbinary my whole life without knowing what it was. Slick was meant to be derogatory, but I'm so HAPPY.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Okay! I'm excited to hear that but I'm super excited to be called Slick. I'm not a dude, but I'm nonbinary, and this is my first Slick in 53 years.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
There isn't one complete culture unless you break it down by region and religion. Overarching? Racism.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Pinnnnnto
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Whiny Drake Plus Ache
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Am I allowed to wear jeans for jury duty? I don't see a real dress code, and I only own one pair of winter dress pants. This is a lot.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I preemptively block people frequently based on how they're interacting with others. It's so good for our well-being.
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Julie🦈 @alwaysjathis.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Raised Irish Catholic here in the US and all I can say is that we might use song to emote but we never, ever whine.
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