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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Is he doing this presser in the middle of a Halloween party? Some disturbingly frightening masks.

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This just occurred to me while thinking about those Mitch McConnell images.

Mitch McConnell’s frozen smile as his living corpse is loaded into a handicap accessible van.

Mr. Burns receiving his longevity treatment booster shot

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

You may think Ted Lasso is schmaltzy and bringing it back is just a cash grab, but I’m enjoying the premise and the Charlie Kirk bashing.

The adulterated image of the Jamie Tartt character from Ted Lasso on his new vodka label which resembles the small face of the late racist shithead, Charlie Kirk.

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Setting aside the redundancy of “he said in a statement”… it’s misreporting to say he SAID anything. His team drafted and released a statement. That’s factually what happened.

"Earlier today, I was discharged from the rehabilitation center to continue my recovery at home," he said in a statement.

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Me the moment a friend equates the millennias-old act of buying and selling things to “capitalism”

“YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD.
I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS” from The Princess Bride

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

If you watch YouTube regularly, I’m curious if there’s a widespread feeling of “FUCK this guy and this annoying game.”

Annoying dude promoting the mobile game King Shot with terrible voice acting in highly disruptive YouTube ads

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Only twice. One from ‘46 and one from ‘37. I was just using it to decoupage a stool I pulled from the trash.

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Jerry Seinfeld: “Palestine doesn’t exist.” A 1946 Pennsylvania newspaper I found stuffed in the wall of my old house:

Palestine Disorders Follow Blowing Up Of 3 Railroad Bridges
JERUSALEM, April 3. (AP)-One Jew was killed and 30 were captured today after a running gun battle with a combined police and military force searching southern Palestine for saboteurs who blew up three railroad bridges, an official announcement said tonight.
The group, which included one woman, was spotted by aerial reconnaissance in the vicinity of rail installations attacked last night. The announcement said the Jews opened fire first when police detachments closed in.
Unofficial reports said one Arab policeman was killed and several soldiers were injured in widespread disorders last night, but a communique announcing those incidents did not mention casualties.
The communique said a bridge between Haifa and Acre, and two others south of Telaviv had been wrecked, with a locomotive also blown up and a signal tower damaged. Rail service between Beyrouth and Cairo was interrupted.

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Found while flipping through a 1946 newspaper I found stuffed in a wall in my home. Anyone claiming “Palestine” is a recently invented term can see that it was the name of the region prior to partition. In this case, a story about Jewish terrorists destroying Palestine’s railroad infrastructure.

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

RFK Jr’s plum-colored swollen hand next to Trump’s makeup-slathered bruised hand. My previous idea of the greatest day ever just got replaced by an even better one.

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Side note: we know all of his many thoughts on Gaza because our Islam-paranoid media is constantly asking him about it.

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

They’ve also based the label design on the US soccer logo, making it appear like an officially licensed product. They should expect a cease and desist.

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

It’s crazy how easily an ICE pick can slip right between the ribs.

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

This crumbling bitch thinks everyone has time for weekly doctor visits like he does.

Donald J. Trump * + @realDonald Trump
Pregnant Women, DON'T USE TYLENOL UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, DONT GIVE TYLENOL TO YOUR YOUNG CHILD FOR VIRTUALLY ANY REASON, BREAK UP THE MMR SHOT INTO THREE TOTALLY SEPARATE SHOTS (NOT MIXED!), TAKE CHICKEN P SHOT SEPARATELY, TAKE HEPATITAS B SHOT AT 12 YEARS OLD, OR OLDER, AND, IMPORTANTLY, TAKE VACCINE IN 5 SEPARATE MEDICAL VISITS!
President DJT

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

“My cognitive decline is so rapid the people around me insist I be checked weekly until I can’t identify a giraffe.”

Donald J. Trump « + @realDonaldTrump
The White House Doctors have just reported that I am in "PERFECT HEALTH," and that I
"ACED" (Meaning, was correct on 100% of the questions asked!), for the third straight time, my Cognitive Examination, something which no other President, or previous Vice President, was willing to take. P.S., I strongly believe that anyone running for President, or Vice President, should be mandatorily forced to take a strong, meaningful, and proven Cognitive Examination. Our great Country cannot be run by "STUPID" or INCOMPETENT PEOPLE! President DJT

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

I’ve always seen Glenn Close in this.

Famous optical illusion that looks both like a young woman turning her head and an elderly woman in a head scarf.

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

I sure hope Greg Bovino gets to put his feet up like this someday.

Steve Lockjaw in One Battle After Another right before taking a very long nap.

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Me to Google Maps when I have an LTE signal

Scene from One Battle After Another where Bob says “Hi prick! Give me the fuckin’ coordinates now.”

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Probably about to conduct a lightning strike rescue op.

5 men in wetsuits from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Watch how quickly White House officials will start spewing the line that “gas prices are lower for 91% of Americans” which is not at all true and not something this “email survey” can tell us.

Graphic from the White House stating that 91% of respondents to an email survey noticed a drop in gas prices since President Trump took office.

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Fucking Gavin-ass President “Did you know… in China everyone gets 37 pencils?”

Gavin character from The Kids in the Hall

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

There’s not enough duct tape in the world to hold this guy together

Closeup of Trump’s pumpkin head, which is contiguous with his neck, which appears to be attached to his shirt collar with double sided tape.

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Find someone who looks at you like this.

Photo of the shallowest president in American history throwing an impressed look at someone he considers “very hot right now“ – Mayor-elect of New York City, Zohran Mamdani

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Dude is turning the White House into your average banquet facility. “Yeah, we initially thought it would be a small affair and we could hold it in The Oval Office, but when the guest list grew to 100 we had to upgrade to The Magnolia Room. It cost twice as much, but we’ll have a dance floor now.”

Giant gold lettering indicating the placement of gaudy labeling outside the door to the Oval Office.

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Been pondering this YouTube sidebar ad for 2 weeks. “Bean King”? AI jibberish?

Sponsored YouTube sidebar ad from Oct 14 from Degree deodorant inexplicably titled “Degree Bean King Here for Sweat.”

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

This is the guy that Kids in the Hall’s Scott Thompson supports?

Tweet thread of Graham Linehan being racist.

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

There may have been a reason Penn State’s Dom DeLuca #0 let Northwestern’s RB run right past him for the TD. But it’s not as if the ref was in a good position to see it.

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Considering that my grandfather was antifa when he was shooting at Mussolini’s army way back in the 1940’s, he had to have been a founder. I should see if there’s a membership card stored with his medals.

Noem: One of the individuals we arrested recently was the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa and we're hoping as we go after her and prosecute her, we'll get more and more information about the network and how we can root them out and eliminate them from the existence of American society

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I’m sure this guy goes out for the occasional drink, dinner, movie, or cup of coffee. Remember his face and make it unbearable for him to exist in public life.

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Every time I pass this sign on route 80 in PA, I have to imagine that one of these towns started as a response to the other. You can guess which is which.

Highway sign pointing toward two towns: White Haven and Freeland.

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

So it appears that Meta’s Threads app is now labeling users as potential terrorists. This feels like legally actionable libel.

Label being added to posts on Threads: This user is suspected of being part of a terrorist organization called Antifa. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Pennsylvanians are getting an onslaught on seemingly nonpartisan ads to “Defend democracy” by term limiting the PA Supreme Court. Turns out it’s a conservative initiative to replace 3 Democrats who sit on the court.

Mailer: You can help defend our democracy. Vote to term limit the PA Supreme Court.

Mailer: You deserve to vote on a new Supreme Court every 10 years. Vote NO!!! (indicating to vote NO 3 times)

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Sponsored by Brawndo! It has the electrolytes that plants crave!

Screenshot from Fox News:
PLANS FOR UFC CAGE MATCH ON WH LAWN
• OCTAGON CAGE ON SOUTH LAWN
• FULL FIGHT CARD
• LINCOLN MEMORIAL WEIGH-INS
• JUMBO SCREENS ON ELLIPSE
• POSSIBLE OVAL OFFICE WALKOUT

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Met this beast last weekend in eastern PA.

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B-squad leader 💦🥩 @alwayserked.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

“As the pandemic showed us, mRNA vaccines don’t perform well against viruses that infect the upper respiratory tract.”– RFK Jr., an absolutely monstrous piece of shit liarhttps://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/02/25/us/nursing-home-covid-vaccine.html

One of many charts showing RFK Jr. is a fucking liar with an anti-vaccine agenda that isn’t based in reality

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