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Always Crashing
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A magazine of fiction, poetry, & nameless things around and in-between. // alwayscrashing.com // alwayscrashingmagazine.substack.com
![The first recorded poodle death related to aberrant behavior was noted as early as 9:30 p.m. (GMT), with the so-called Kikipoo Incident. According to reports, a toy poodle on a personal jet flight from Miami, Florida, to Atlanta, Georgia, became quite agitated. The owner, a middle-aged American woman, is quoted as saying: “Kikipoo spilled my martini, lapped it up and began running in circles.”[2] Kikipoo’s frenetic barking (described by the sole crew member working in the cabin as “loathsome, something between a growl and a prolonged bark”) led the pilot to make an emergency landing in Tallahassee, where, witnesses say, the poodle escaped the confines of her owner’s arms and ran on the tarmac directly under the wheels of a luggage carrier. The event concluded by 10:30 p.m. (GMT), when the worldwide poodle decimation is generally acknowledged to have begun.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4i4j6sxxyrf466y2iahtn4gv/bafkreidoghcoc253lrt2kplvzca2u37mrpx67hcx4o3dgizpq5aljxvqdi)
![sunday_afternoon()
["Or was it braver to?", [
"Whenever I’m deeply uncomfortable, I smile uncontrollably.",
"Truly off-putting shit."
],
["Know what I did when I saw that man again?",
"I fucking smiled.",
"Walked up,",
"gave him a hug,",
"said ‘good to see you.’",
"He looked gobsmacked.",
"I'm still ashamed of that."
],](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4i4j6sxxyrf466y2iahtn4gv/bafkreia6vzoo75qxof23usueuntqfyrq4mopgylzofz76dugwkpdj6uemi)
