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Alvin Newsome

@alvinsights.bsky.social
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Memphian in DFW. Stand up comic. Husband, Dad, Vol 🍊, & ΑΦΑ🤙🏾-MI-FA04. HBO Max Second Chance Stage Season 1. Buy my album: smithmusic.ffm.to/662582896824

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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’m not one to think I have haters but if I do they definitely will feel away about how fly I was last night
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Why were the  Spurs acting like they had 20 seconds there?
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Pistons deserve to lose. You get the desired result of the intentional foul & do that
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The discourse about the roast is still ongoing & I’ll say this: stop engaging with comedy that is actively against your sensibilities. There are too many good comics out here that you could support and those comics are almost always connected to other comics you will enjoy.
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Sports reporting/coversge is worse off because of what SAS & Skip have done to it. I don’t see what they’re doing today & nostalgic or refreshing
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I don’t feel any particular way about Cheyenne Bryant so she doesn’t bother me. However, yall gotta own the fact yall create these people by engaging with the platforms that you are seeing them on. The pods I listen to she ain’t on there. So at some point yall gotta stop engaging
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The Knicks Knick’d
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Tua Turndaballova @eagleeye1906.blacksky.app · 23/04/2026
“First time offender” “Mental Health Crisis” Boy, that’s heavy lifting I get Rickea was consulted for this but man I just….. this doesn’t feel good
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I’m gonna say a thing: Mike Vrabel & Russini BOTH deserve public ridicule for disrespecting their spouses and children. With that said I get why only one of them has to come up off they job. Unfortunately for Diana I could see where coaches she would interview would no longer be candid with her
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Midweek check in, you got your tickets yet? What you waiting on Saturday night will be here before you know it. Make plans to be @jaxcomedyhouse for a great show with me as your headliner. #standupcomedy #dfwevents
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 22/04/2026
If Bron on roids, how come the rest of em aint on what Bron on?
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I got shows! I’m headlining Jax’s Comedy House next Saturday April 25th and the following weekend I’m opening for @jayjurden.bsky.social at Amphibian Stage. It would behoove you to pull up
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I kinda want to watch Mania but I have no interest in paying for it. The network & peacock spoiled your boy. Plus, I honestly don’t think this years edition is worth paying the 5.
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I do not hold space for men who harm women and I make no exception for someone who is a member of my fraternity. This applies to what Justin Fairfax did. Cerina nor those children deserved that. My concern, care, and prayers are reserved for her family and those children.
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It’s such a great signing that I refuse believe it until I see her on the floor
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Herro might win this one by his damn self
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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a man in a purple shirt is making a funny face while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a purple shirt is making a funny face while sitting at a table .
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
These promos ain’t doing nothing for me with regard to hyping ‘Mania
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
There’s no amount of bending the knee that will protect you from him
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BlackChefJTaylor @blackchefjtaylor.blacksky.app · 09/04/2026
All the owners and executives that voted for and donated to that man:
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Jada Pinkett walked so Diana Russini could run
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Not Howard! #ImperfectWomen
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This is like the anti @solomonmissouri.bsky.social gotta see if the field like you
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This weekend I’m opening for Jason Salmon at Punch Line Irving for 4 Shows. If you’re in DFW pull up on us in Irving
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
it's from one Gene Hemphill, who may have put his whole government name on a public comment about Carissa Codel
Carissa Codel standing in front of a comment reading "She's thicker than zoo glass"
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Why would they trade Angel? Cause she actually wanted to improve the team??
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This weekend I’m at Punch Line Irving opening for Jason Salmon. Let this be your reminder to get your tickets now!
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I cut out the middle man for my family Easter pic this year. I just took it of my wife and daughter because I realize in the equation I’m Otis.
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I fear ucla might have this one in the bag 😬
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This reminds me that you could tell me any two white dudes are The Chainsmokers and I’d believe you. #FinalFour
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
She went right at Betts chest
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This game been sure sloppy but entertaining
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Yeah man WWE is botching this Wrestlemania build. A lot of these decisions are head scratchers
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Texas waking up
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Geno been a sucker forever. Good South Carolina went BTA
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I gotta say something growing up in Memphis I was very aware it’s a very black city and that plays a lot into how it’s viewed. Nashville isn’t do with that what you will
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I guess First Day Back In is coming soon from Mr. Shiesty
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
That orange man buried one his wives and mother of his children on a golf course like a family pet. Ain’t no way you see that & think he will do right by you. AG Barbie just learned that the hard way.
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I actually have shows & am not just talking about standup. April 10-11 I’m at the Punch Line in Irving opening for Jason Salmon April 15 Next Stop Comedy April 25 Headlining Jax Comedy House
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I’m gonna say it the Jalen Hurts criticism is weird as hell to me. Josh and Lamar ain’t sniffed a Super Bowl yet Jalen has won one and went to another. Is he as talented as those 2? No, but he gets the job done. Folks get caught up on big numbers and miss the goal is a ‘chip
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Every day has been a joke of some sorts we really don’t need April Fool’s Day this year
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The only thing I got to say about this latest topic involving DHS Barbie is I didn’t know we made white Byron’s anymore?!
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
People always ask me what type of Christian I am and I tell them I’m a 1 John 4:20 one. None of us have a heaven or hell to place anyone in & I hope Jaden’s family can get him to realize that.
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The Chili, Nick Cannon thing is honestly a symptom of a bigger issue within our community that a lot of our celebrities will sell their souls for access to power. They’ve become so detached from community that they will align with anything
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
UCONN do that?!
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
My #Vols got dog walked so bad today I don’t even wanna watch NBA basketball. I’m a MLB guy from here on out.
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
See this is exactly why you can NEVER be the only black friend in the group. #ImperfectWomen
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
One thing a Kerry Washington role gonna have is her feening over a terrible white dude. #ImperfectWomen
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Nah man why Leslie Odom eat Kerry up like that cause BSU would’ve kept her out of this type of nonsense 😂😂😂 #ImperfectWomen
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Alvin Newsome @alvinsights.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
No one: Not a soul: Me randomly: 🗣️THAT TURTLENECK
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