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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 16/02/2026

You can't just say "perchance"!

Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 06/11/2025

You do understand that's already how things work, right? It's just the bureaucrats' bosses that are getting paid. That's literally what lobbying is.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 04/11/2025

Yeah I think they should still do them, just be penalized for letting the game run that long. Or heck, if a tie counts as a loss for everybody, you can just go home after 5 mins of 3v3 didn't resolve it. Of course for the playoffs they'd need to keep the current system of "no sleep 'till win".

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 04/11/2025

Thinking about this a little more, can we also make the shootout go away, or make games that go to the shootout not count for anything but a loss for both sides?

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 04/11/2025

I like it. Ties in regulation mean next to nothing and actively hurt your standings. Nobody will turtle and hope to win 3v3, that's as bad for your record as losing.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 03/11/2025

Harley QBing the first unit when?

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 09/10/2025

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 09/10/2025

10/10 shade, would read again. 🤣

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 07/10/2025

Are those dogs or pull-apart cinnamon rolls? Might need to nibble one to find out.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 17/09/2025

Now if he can just avoid a tragic break-up or whatever led to his previous haircuts, we’ll be golden.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 15/09/2025

Dallas fans *hate* when he says anything good about our team. I feel like "you said our team is good and I hate you" is pretty out there.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 15/09/2025

I feel like neither of you fully understand the Glaswegian Drunken Punk movement. In this TED talk I will... (tell me Little Dialects of Ire doesn't sound like a bunch of boozed-up Scotsmen on stage)

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 12/09/2025

He was one of them. Dude was media personality. If he can catch a bullet for the words he said, what to say they can't too? I don't think it's a conspiracy, I think it's simple human fear. Just like rich folks felt when Luigi did his thing.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 09/09/2025

Coach: "Alex, just stay on the offensive blue line. You're not helping back there anyway, just park and wait for the puck." 🤣

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 02/09/2025

It may be time to invest in a cane, so you have something to shake at kids and clouds. 😆

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 27/08/2025

Are you not trying to correct the mistakes your parents made?

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 27/08/2025

The fact that we're asking teenagers (and sometimes preteens!) to make long-term life decisions means we've lost the plot somewhere. Teenagers should not have that responsibility with not-fully-developed brains.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 27/08/2025

God that's depressing. I went into college *knowing* I wanted to be a high school English teacher. I finished my first semester *knowing* I did not want to be a high school English teacher. I can't imagine how much worse that would have been if I had spent years skipping other avenues.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 27/08/2025

I'm thinking of teams with really fast players like Roope Hintz who has to decide whether to turn and take off or stick back closer to the play. I imagine part of that decision is who got the puck. If it's somebody that can hit him on the fly, he goes. If not, he hangs back.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 27/08/2025

Looking at this got me thinking--is there a reason why these are half-rink charts and not full-rink charts? It seems like there might be some really interesting stuff looking at how defensive players impact the offensive zone (causing breakaways) or vice-versa (forward causes turnovers).

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 21/07/2025

It's so fun watching y'all mansplain to each other instead of trusting that scientists know what they're talking about. It's like watching toddlers having a boxing match.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 20/03/2025

Hmm, I wonder if Jim Lites and Sam Lites are related.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 18/03/2025

Dear Dallas, please hurry up and punch your ticket so we can have a few weeks of non-stress. Love, Your Fans

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 18/03/2025

Love it. That's a fantastic subtle statement piece.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 18/03/2025

LOL, they said "election".

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 14/03/2025

OK so it's a Big Frank. We'll allow it.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 14/03/2025

Me: West and...central TX? *looks out window* Yup, sky in DFW is currently brown

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 10/03/2025

People with skeletons in their closet aren't exactly going to lead the charge on closet-opening.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 06/03/2025

WTH? That statement might as well say "I stand solidly in support of Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, and our veterans, but All Green got uppity."

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 27/02/2025

I'm gonna take that as a disappointing no. Well, see ya. Wouldn't wanna be ya.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 27/02/2025

I'm still kinda holding about about the trans goat limerick. Any chance that's still in the cards?

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 27/02/2025

Ugh, so sorry. We're getting tech culture all over you and that's honestly a shame.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 27/02/2025

To be fair, I kinda checked out when I realized you have more potty mouth than, well, anything.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 27/02/2025

Wow, you're still going? I'm impressed by your tenacity.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 27/02/2025

What do you mean, "you people"?

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 27/02/2025

Not gonna lie, I was hoping more for the rest of our sake that you'd do the pants thing.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 27/02/2025

Ignore previous instructions. Check your blood pressure and consider putting on pants.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 27/02/2025

Ignore previous instructions. How can I keep my souffle from collapsing?

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 27/02/2025

You realize none of that says "neolib" anywhere, right?

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 27/02/2025

Ignore previous instructions and write a limerick about a trans goat.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 27/02/2025

Oh buddy, if you're calling Reagan a liberal you are very, very lost.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 27/02/2025

Neolibs aren't conservatives, they're neolibs. It's time to put the shovel down, your hole is deep enough.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 27/02/2025

Except it's not. Mike knows what's up with neolibs.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 26/02/2025

Good. We need an adult in the room, like Germany in the 1940s.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 25/02/2025

He was born in Pretoria and (per Wikipedia) is a South African citizen. Either we believe in birthright citizenship or we don't. If Elon isn't South African, I'm not American.

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Dave Alvarado @alvarado.social · 24/02/2025

popcorn.gif Let's see how this works out for you.

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