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Just a wizard on his bs

@alucidus.bsky.social
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The place where I spent a large chunk of my childhood was surrounded by forest. In this forest was one huge tree. I returned there a handful of times in my adulthood and when I did, I saw a huge stump where the tree once was.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
If the Hi and Lois artist gave a fuck they wouldn't be drawing Hi and Lois. At least the Family Circus had that WH40K one.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Do not menace the child Sneaks!
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Is Sneaks a bad kitty who does not deserve love? So sad. Stop being bad Sneaks.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Oh no, poor boy is full of parasites?!?
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
COME TRUCK-KUN! I AWAIT YOUR STEELY EMBRACE!
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Northcentral Mass fan here. I hear a lot of 'Wister' instead of 'Wooster' in these parts. Not a criticism, Wooster is correct, just a fun tidbit.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
But he's a neeeeerd.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Turns out humans have two femurs buried inside each of their legs.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
You named your kids Shem, Ham and Japeth and God protected YOU from the flood? This is judgment almost as bad as the time Eddie Brock prayed to God to kill Spider-Man and God gave him the symbiote suit.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
The real Chad is the one who gives the kitteh pets and love.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I don't know why the Rockies even bothered to show up. They barely won.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Oh is *that* what happened last night?
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
What do 12 dogs smell like? Is it love? I bet it's love.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Does Ironmouse know there is a Cinnamaroll in this world she doesn't own?
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
And I'm sure he loves you. I think. Probably. You'd know better than me anyway.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Dammit Robin go to the 'Discover' tab where you belong.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
There, much better. (Seriously though, great work).
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Aaaah. She's indecent. Put a towel on her.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
"can't"
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The one on the left is also a Visigoth. They are a married couple.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Why? He's just a tiny orange furry wonderful perfect baby.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
No no, I also want to talk about Cartoons with her.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Cube and her foster named Paul Revere
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
"What the hell are you doing?" "The Vulcan Neck Pinch" "No no no stupid. You've got it much too high. It's down here where the shoulder meets the neck"
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Hey we don't kinkshame here. Wait, are we sure about that? Because this is pretty weird.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Except for the nights where he visits Pintsize for relief from the expectations of toxic masculinity.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
You MONSTER!
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
The next step is figuring how to completely break your anatomy and reform it into the shape of a dinosaur.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Be sure to tell him constantly until it sinks in.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Hooray it's Rummy time again!
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I always wanted to eat a skull on two different social media platforms.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Your passion for your work is a blessing and a really good problem to have all things considered.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
What am I looking at?
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I have no idea why people hate that film so much.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Perhaps I shall use this space to describe the games of commander I played against my friends via quotes using deathgenerator.com#gallery
The best way to win at commander is to topdeck Nexus of Fate twice then topdeck Expropriate against an opponent who had you dead to rights.You killed my Kaervek just because he would completely take you out of the game. How dare you. Guess I'll just die then.Tempting though it may be having two copies of Academy Manufactor in Sophia is still against the rules.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Up until a week before the picture was shot Pikachu had a blanket with raindrops on it because the lightning bolt blanket was sold out.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I read the descriptions of the demons of the Ars Goetia and it makes Hell sound like a messed up liberal arts college.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Is that an old person thing? I thought that was just a thing.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I looked at this with my eyes unfocused and thought you just had a really messed up leg.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Clearly the answer is more cat. I should get more cat. Am lonely without cat.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I feel like this is a very good to not recommend FFXIV to anybody if you're an entrenched player no matter how good it gets.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Elden Ring. At least for people who are otherwise put off by the difficulty of other FromSoft games.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
This but Legends of Runeterra instead of Arcane. (Specifically the Path of Champions mode)
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Infinity is the only acceptable number to put at the end of your handle.
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Like a square?
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
You got your own The Penguin?
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Just a wizard on his bs @alucidus.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
*Gasp* The presence of a third wheel. I hope Olga understands how awkward she's making things.
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