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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Got a letter from my dentist office saying ransomware took over their server and stole a ton of information including my social security number I needed a new dentist anyway soooooo
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Steve is dreaming about shenanigans. He is having 'shenanidreams'.
Short description: Steve the otter is curled up asleep on a coarse, burlap-like fabric in a softly lit indoor setting, captured in a naturalistic wildlife photo style.  
Text in image: (none)
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drop in the bucket.
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Microcenter is selling an Alienware Aurora PC for $2000 off and I'm strongly considering it at $2200 instead of building something
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks, Steve, but I know you just want money for the pub....
Short description:  
A cheerful otter named Steve peers out from an astronaut helmet against a starry space backdrop with a large moon.

Image text:  
“I love you”  
“To the moon... and back.”  
(Hand-drawn signature in the corner reads “In Ötter News.”)
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think I'm getting better at Slay The Spire 2? 100 hours in?
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Summer's End
A digital painting of Buizel. A Buizel inside a glass of lemonade.
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izzy @izzypaw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
pokemon comm ^_^
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Umm, thanks, Steve!?
Short description: A playful photo-montage of an otter named Steve wearing a striped knit beanie, standing beside a blueberry muffin on a small pedestal against a plain white background.

Baked-in text (exactly as shown):  
“Steve has brought you a muffin”  
“he did it because he cares for you”  
“say thank you to Steve”
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Crossfit, croissant, it's all the same...
A classical oil-painting style portrait of two anthropomorphic otters in period clothing set in a domestic art studio, featuring Steve the standing painter otter at an easel and a second otter seated with a sketchbook.  
Baked-in text (meme captions) reads exactly:  
“I’m still tired from all the crossfit this morning.”  
“It’s pronounced croissant and you ate 4 of them.”
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Choose wisely.
Cartoon illustration of various otter species seated at cafeteria-style benches, with each labeled by species and one wearing a Hawaiian shirt holding a drink named Steve, set in a muted school lunchroom.  

Text in image:  
“WHERE ARE YOU SITTING?”  

Labels under otters, left to right, top row:  
“ASIAN SMALL-CLAWED OTTER”  
“GIANT OTTER”  
“SEA OTTER”  

Middle row:  
“NORTH AMERICAN RIVER OTTER”  
“AFRICAN CLAWLESS OTTER”  
“EURASIAN OTTER”  

Bottom row:  
“SOUTH AMERICAN OTTER”  
“STEVE”  
“SPOTTED-NECKED OTTER”  

Signature at lower right: “In ÖTTER News”
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thai food leftovers slappin so hard today
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't understand why it matters. If the US is "first in AI" that means nothing to nobody.
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Misleading" doesn't mean "untrue"
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Of course this fuckhead would say that.
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Developers freaking out over having to code dual screen and split screen stuff for Duo on iOS Oh really? Are your little fingers going to hurt typing it into the AI prompt?
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's pretty neat when my phone disconnects from wifi and then decides it never wants to reconnect without me hitting buttons
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Busting my ass working over here to try to get things done on a tight timeline and my boss is messaging me about the new iPhone foldable GLAD YOU HAVE TIME TO FUCK AROUND
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today's news already in a nutshell
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nintendo and Sorny are doing things today I guess so that'll be fun gamer news
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Mac Mini I have for work was telling me I need more space to install a system update. All I have installed is Xcode. HOW IS THIS MY PROBLEM
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why are you like this, Steve?
Alt-text:  
A small brown otter leans its head and nose down over the edge of a weathered wooden deck in a candid wildlife photo.  

Baked-in text:  
“Steve is the kinda guy that comes to your house and tells you your decking isn’t level.”
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I was over 20 minutes slower than most people who did the workout today and I feel like the fattest unfit piece of shit
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I went to see how much more a pair of Rogue 25# bumper plates would be for my home gym setup here since that's what I've got already Back in 2020? $87.50 for the pair. Now? $125. FUCKING. I HATE THIS SHIT ECONOMY
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some people might not be aware, but it is entirely possible that without Dolly Parton we wouldn’t have had a COVID vaccine. She partly funded Moderna’s research and gave the largest individual contribution to make it all happen. Just gives you an idea of the kind of person she was.
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Apogee Entertainment @apogeeent.com · 18/08/2026
The hardest decision PC gamers had to make in 1994.
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
See I knew it. I told my partner that they're doing this so that you have to go back into the Amazon app (engagement) and potentially get sucked back into looking at more stuff and buying more. It feels super predatory
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Support ticket I got where someone says they ran a report for these dates and it's not showing something Lady, you gave me 0 information. Not showing what? What's it's supposed to be showing? For who? Which specific report? Nothing?
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Fuck no. I've seen what's happened with moderation on other platforms and if there is no one on the other end to determine context or nuance, then it's bound to be a landslide of shit.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 05/08/2026
Most discussion about AI's psychological impact is split between apparently benign use on one end, and problematic cases involving delusions and psychosis on the other. Between them is a murkier space in which use may become compulsive or otherwise unhealthy without tipping into an obvious crisis.
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‘Not healthy’ LLM use is more common than you think
It’s not just Hank Green.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 30/07/2026
SwitchBot makes a better fan
buff.ly
SwitchBot makes a better fan
Runs for days off its rechargeable battery.
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
See? Pre-owned physical copy. Won't be able to do that in the future. Yay!
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The app no one wanted!
static.klipy.com
I Won! Pinky Malinky Characters Celebrate
ALT: I Won! Pinky Malinky Characters Celebrate
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Okay but what about when a school shooter enters the building and you want to contact your child to make sure they're okay? Grim, but definitely something that happens.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Good philosophy when you think about it.
Steve the otter wraps his arms around another otter in a tender close-up wildlife photograph.
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Apogee Entertainment @apogeeent.com · 28/07/2026
Occupado.
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I found a 3 hour YouTube video that's loungey jazz music and then saw that it's labeled made with AI Bro come on. It sounds so pleasant and nice, but I hate the fact so many artists' hard work over the years is boiled down into generic AI going "this is what jazz sounds like"
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
They're mad about the vaccines still. That's what all of this is about.
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Man today is big eep energy 🥱
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Having people use government websites with visitor tracking so that said government can send out ICE agents to "suspect" people is 1000% what is happening. It's happening right under our noses.
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Saw The Odyssey over the weekend and holy moly was it good.
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Good! Fuck AI bleed these fuckers dry
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Steve is being smug. I don't know what he is being smug about, but at this stage I'm too afraid to ask.
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm sure nothing here will go wrong. Seems like harmful images are going to bubble up for some people and that'll be lovely
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm lookin at you Pizza Tower 👀
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hey I'm 100 days sober as of last night! That's pretty neat!
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Fuck no. Unless you're going to give me the hardware and give me a stipend for the electricity consumed, and even then I don't think so. These assholes have skyrocketed tech prices across the board by being all consuming leeches and they want MY help? Fuck off.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Steve has been promoted to branch manager for trying his best. Congrats, Steve!!!
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Okay but based on all of the tracking being done and "recommending" me stuff, AI sneaks in. You're right I *don't* want it but it's literally force fed to me.
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alucard835.bsky.social @alucard835.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
One of those days where I'm so fuckin annoyed by everything 💢
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