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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 24/08/2026

Besides losing control of Congress, WHAT IRREPARABLE HARM??? FOR FUCK’S SAKE. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/u...

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 15/08/2026

He’s going to declare the Strait of Hormuz a U.S. territory? Does he seriously think he can do that?

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 08/08/2026

But it’s a Super-Duper-Secret Military Command Center that our military has been CLAMORING for! www.politico.com/news/2026/08...

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 03/08/2026

WHAT the actual FUCK??? From the CDC’s official website: www.cdc.gov/vaccine-safe...

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 31/07/2026

The second opinions editor to resign from WaPo in less than two years. Gee, I wonder why. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/31/b...

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 23/07/2026

When The Onion is more honest news than the news:

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 15/07/2026

Many are going out on duty having only taken online courses. Ordinarily, federal law enforcement training at all LE agencies takes months. Several months of in-person training and then up to two years of OJT. Put a lack of training together with bigotry and you get this.

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 20/02/2026

Here’s but one example of bribery cited in the article. Read the whole thing - there are more.

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 30/01/2026

WELL then. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 19/01/2026

The documents beg to differ. 2001-2009.state.gov/r/pa/ho/time... aje.news/a2f1i2

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 10/01/2026

Trump: “The fact they had a boat land there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land. We had lots of boats go there also.” We all know he’s completely clueless on how anything in this world works, but still… Who’s going to tell him?

To buy the Virgin Islands from Denmark, the U.S. agrees not to make any claims on Greenland.

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 10/01/2026

🚨🧵🧵🧵🚨 The administration has launched a new initiative targeting Somali refugees in MN, but will likely expand to other refugees here as well. They’re calling it “Operation Post-Admission Refugee Re-Verification and Integrity Strengthening” (PARRIS). www.uscis.gov/newsroom/new...

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 18/11/2025

Could they have written it so the only information the administration could withhold or redact was victims’ identities? Because we all know what this means. (I haven’t yet read the bill itself) www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 08/11/2025

I don’t think he has Clue One what he just said.

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 17/10/2025

Hanover Park is a Chicago suburb. Here’s a statement by the Hanover Park PD on the officer that ICE claims is in the country illegally (he’s not) and that Hanover Park illegally hired (they didn’t). ICE needs to fuck all the way off. Preferably into 3 Mile Island’s partially melted reactor core.

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 02/10/2025

One of my favorite political cartoons from Obama’s administration still holds true today:

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 01/10/2025

This is what’s currently on HUD’s homepage and it’s illegal:

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 15/09/2025

I feel like they’re bigly mad that their previous site was taken down. 😂😂😂

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 15/09/2025

Hahahahahaha sure. We’ll see what they actually do with their “data.”

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 11/09/2025

bUt iT’s tHe LeFt tHaT’s aLL aBoUt hAtE aNd viOLeNcE.

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 10/09/2025

Behold, a box of the fucks I have left to give for people like Charlie Kirk:

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 25/08/2025

I’m about to be blocked by this yo-yo.

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 05/06/2025

Again? Fucking SERIOUSLY??? I have no adjectives for this. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/06...

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 21/05/2025

Isn’t this just how America is, though?

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 16/05/2025

NO. This is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas. They want to turn getting citizenship into a parody of a circus. Fuck that.

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 11/05/2025

🚨🚨Attention Federal Employees🚨🚨 They’re not looking to change policy the usual way, which would be to phase out FERS through attrition and apply any new system to new hires like they did with CSRS. From what I understand, this is what they want to do: federalnewsnetwork.com/congress/202...

Raise the FERS contribution rate to 4.4% across the board, eliminate FERS annuity fir all federal employees except those subject to mandatory early retirement, change the annuity calculation from highest 3 years of an employee’s pay to highest 5 years of pay, make all new hired “at-will” employees unless they accept an additional 5% contribution to FERS, charge federal employees $350 to file appeals with the Merit Systems Protection Board

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 29/04/2025

No. They literally aren’t. Do you seriously need me to find this for you? Here: www.nolo.com/legal-encycl... U.S. soil yes, physical land borders no. (And actually, “U.S. soil” is more complex than either of us is making it out to be.)

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 11/04/2025

Below are screenshots from the article explaining what the law says. Redefine treason so that it’s far wider, looser, and more open to interpretation, and you have the administration’s way around the law prohibiting deportation of U.S. citizens.

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 11/04/2025

Fuck you, my dude. (I’m only posting this because I somehow had to deal with this jerk driving like an entitled jerk for 45 GODDAMNED MINUTES today)

Big SUV with pro-Trump stickers who can eff off.

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 21/03/2025

It’s not wrong. How do you screw up something so basic when you’re supposed to be on the leading edge of technology? HOW DO YOU SCREW UP SOMETHING SO BASIC EVEN IF YOU BUILT IT IN YOUR GARAGE???

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 15/03/2025

This is a draft of a travel ban/restriction list that the administration is considering. It will probably change before the final list is out, but… www.nytimes.com/2025/03/14/u...

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 13/03/2025

C’mon, let’s make Tesla’s stock crash all the way to zero!

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 11/03/2025

Because reasonable and equitable agreements are tantamount to losing in President Dead Skunk’s eyes. Trump declared that if Canada does not lift other tariffs on the U.S., he will "substantially increase" auto import tariffs next month. search.app/swFy1TamZesd...

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 28/02/2025

I am totally shocked. I wouldn’t put up with that bullshit either.

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 22/02/2025

If you’re unsure what to do, ask your supervisors. Otherwise, don’t respond. Musk et al have zero legal authority to demand this and dish out consequences for non-compliance.

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 17/02/2025

Grief, yes. Much grief on my end. Not all due to the downfall of this country. 😭😭😭

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 16/02/2025

Quelle surprise. Did anyone NOT know this was going to happen? These poor people. And it’s only just starting. Phase 3 of their plan, which starts at the end of this month, calls for as-yet undefined large-scale firings. Via @altnps.bsky.social’s FB page:

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 13/02/2025

The judge that paused Melon Husk’s employee buyout reversed his own order and decided that the gov’t unions didn’t have the legal standing to sue. Correct me if I’m wrong, but unions REPRESENT those with a direct stake in such matters and act on their behalf, no? www.aol.com/us-judge-all...

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 10/02/2025

This is what employees at the Consumer Finance Protection Bureau woke up to this morning. And their website is offline. It looks like Vought shuttered the agency without notice.

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · 08/02/2025

Add in women, LGBTQ, and disabled people and this is exactly how they view DEI.

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