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AltTaxPro

@alttaxpro.altgov.info
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#WeAreAltGov Might be IRS, might be Dept of Revenue...wait for the audit to FAFO Typically found cussing at most laws #AuDHD #ActuallyAutistic Sarcastic AF potty-mouth middle-child latchkey #GenXer #NAFO 🇺🇦 Former #FellaForger

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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 06/10/2026
$157k/yr = $81.42/hr = 48hrs/wk x 40wks/yr OR 40hrs/wk x 48wks/yr "Up to $350k/yr with overtime" = $193k/yr OT @ $122.13/hr = 1580 hrs OT = ~33+ OT hours per WEEK This wage chart also shows that the Staff Chief Engineer is the highest paid Engineer position -- nice WSF bias thrown in there. 😑
Screenshot of the wages & overtime table from the Collective Bargaining Agreement for MEBA Licensed Engineer Officers, effective July 2025-2027. This includes the Staff Chief Engineer wages WSDOT mentioned in their post about salary.
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 22/09/2026
Thanks Bluesky, for reminding me to turn on my mobile @proton.me VPN 🥸
Screenshot of Bluesky:
"Hey there! You are accessing Bluesky from a region that legally requires us to verify your age before allowing you to access the app.
Based on your network, we think you're in Texas, United States. This estimate may be inaccurate if you're using a VPN."

Blue button says "share age range"

Legalese language below button with "Your exact age and birthday are never shared" bolded
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 30/08/2026
Idiots. Fuck off with this BS Google Maps 🤬 Always #LakeOntario
Screenshot of Google Maps. The search bar says Lake Ontario but the resulting map spot and map location both say Lake America.
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 27/08/2026
@mapquest.com made me do it.
Map of Lake Ontario from Mapquest. They built a cute little tool where you can rename Lake Ontario to whatever you want, just like Velveeta Voldemort did!

I decided to name it: 
LAKE DONTCHAKNOW EH
 😁
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 21/07/2026
Good job everyone! #JimothySky
A screenshot of Bluesky at the top of my feed, where it says "Discover" - the first trending result right underneath it is JIMOTHY the short-spined raccoon in Seattle WA who has reached peak internet fame
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 28/06/2026
Gotta give A Dozen Cousins a shout out for the most amazing tasting Cuban black beans I can buy off the shelf. I just made a cheesy bean dip using these, adding a little chimichurri sauce, black olives, and smashed avocado. (Not posting a Pic because it looks very unappealing lolololol)
A pouch of Cuban black beans by A Dozen Cousins
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 02/05/2026
Welp.
A picture of a sign at night at a Chevron gas station.
$5.799 Regular if paying by cash
$5.899 Regular is paying by card
$7.399 Diesel
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 25/04/2026
World Penguin Day! I just hopped on my laptop, and this is the desktop background I was welcomed with 😍🐧 Galápagos Penguins
Windows desktop background of two Galapagos Penguins swimming; the photo is partially above and below the water line; the water is crystal clear, the sky is blue and sunny, and the penguins are majestic. 

Found only in the Galápagos Islands—a volcanic archipelago about 600 miles off Ecuador's coast—this species lives farther north than any other penguin. Cool, nutrient‑rich ocean currents make this equatorial habitat possible by supplying food and keeping surrounding waters within survivable temperatures. Compact and agile, these birds spend much of the day in the water to stay cool.

Due to their restricted range, they are especially susceptible to changes in ocean temperature and food availability. On World Penguin Day, this rare tropical scene highlights the remarkable diversity of penguins worldwide and the fragile balance that sustains species living at the limits of their habitats.
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 18/03/2026
Dear Albertsons: What did Lindt ever do to you?
Grocery description reads LINDOR ASS WHITE CHOC TRUFFLE
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 16/02/2026
Mr. Tax found the weirdest valentines hearts ever 😂 #BuyInBulk
Photo of 7 candy hearts that say:
FLIRT
SOUL MATE
OOO LALA
COOK FOR TWO
SPLIT BILL
JOINT ACCOUNT
BUY IN BULK
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 15/02/2026
Sunday funday vibes
A photo of a fridge with magnetic letters that spell out 
THE EPSTEIN FILES BETTER START TURNING INTO THE EPSTEIN TRIALS REAL GODDAMN SOON
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 10/02/2026
Maddow had a bit about this last night... oh and look what came up in my search results:
Screenshot of Google search result about project salt box. One of the top results was from Facebook - a post by AltNPS with comments mentioning Rachel Maddow's show last night.
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 31/10/2025
#GenX had the original labubus
A photo of a Monchhichi doll which was popular in the early 80s
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 21/10/2025
The last time major construction on the White House occurred was 1948-52 by Truman:: structural upgrades like concrete floors & steel supports to replace failing wooden ones. The exterior facade remained intact then. This just looks like desecration.
A photo of the White House. Construction equipment is tearing away the East Wing, demolishing it for the Shitstain's shitty ballroom.
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 23/08/2025
At first I thought they had the peg-roll on point for the jeans... then I zoomed in and found leg horror and pancaked feet!👀
A screenshot of an AI slop video about the 80s. 3 teens are sitting on a brick nook of a store and smiling.
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 16/08/2025
Trendingception.
A screenshot of the OP's post with a screenshot of bot posts about Hurricane Erin.  
My screenshot is from the "trending" section, and includes a bot post above OP, which is also the first bot post in OP's screenshot. 
In 37mins the bot post went from 96 likes to 231.
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 30/07/2025
🚨WA - OLYMPIC NATIONAL PARK Lake Cushman - Staircase Ridge - Copper Creek Trailhead #BearGulchFire has been downgraded to only 8% contained, with almost 1300 acres burned.
Screenshot of Google Maps - Western Washington, Olympic National Park - Bear Gulch Fire. 
Staircase Trailhead is closed. 
Copper Creek Trailhead has evacuation orders.
Wagonwheel Lake to the north is likely covered in wildfire smoke. Google Maps screenshot - Western Washington - Olympic Peninsula - Hood Canal area along highway 101.

3 active fires:
Bear Gulch inside Olympic National Park (almost 1300 acres)
Hamma Fire - north of Bear Gulch
Browns Creek Road Fire- 14 acres
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 27/07/2025
So it's bad to promote a really cool labeler that provides recognition to more pronouns than I ever realized existed...?!
A screenshot of my OP showing the quoted post says "Blocked" to me.
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 27/07/2025
I got blocked for this repost. WITAF?!
Screenshot of a post by hjsboy.bsky.social that I quoted in my OP here:

"theres new ppl showing up so periodic reminder that @pronouns.diy exists and you can use them to get your pronouns stickered under under your dn and see everyone elses pronouns"

This was in my feed so that's the only reason I was about to screenshot this after being blocked. I just can't click on the post or the user without getting the blocked notification.
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 18/07/2025
Thank you for sharing 🤣 In return:
"your e-cards": pencil drawing of a man in a suit with his right arm up, index finger pointing, he says:

"You there: Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again."
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 15/07/2025
Remember "Your" Homeland's Heritage.
A sepia toned picture of a Cherokee family. 

In relation to this post, this is not my "Homeland". Where I originally grew up was violently taken from the Cherokee Tribal Nations as they were forced away from THEIR HOMELAND to endure the Trail of Tears.
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 09/07/2025
🤣☠️
Satire headline:
Zohran Mamdani Responded "Just Saw This" but Read Text Two Days Ago,  Says Read Receipt
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 09/07/2025
NYT Fake headline "Zohran Mamdani double dips his chips
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 01/07/2025
I was just in the middle of watching an awesome Ukranian movie called Sniper: The White Raven. 🇺🇦💙💛 I had 20 minutes left; I paused it, accidentally hit the back button, and now I cannot finish it because Amazon has it listed to rent or buy. 🖕🤬🖕
A picture of my TV - Amazon Prime Video - the movie Sniper: The White Raven is listed as available to rent or buy.
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 22/06/2025
If you're old enough, REMEMBER. If you're young enough, LEARN.
A black button that says "the real jesus forgives your Jesus for being a greedy republican warmonger.
My hubs has owned this pin since the 2nd Bush Shitministration.
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 19/06/2025
Tonight's dinner... Goat cheese Roasted veggies Mushrooms Black olives Pine nuts Pineapple Bacon
A picture of my pizza for dinner tonight:
Goat cheese
Roasted veggies
Mushrooms
Black olives
Pine nuts
Pineapple
Bacon
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 01/06/2025
Celebrate #Pride every day. I am an #Ally
A picture of the t-shirt I'm wearing today. It's black with the words:
Love. (In red)
Empathy. (In orange)
Compassion. (In yellow)
Inclusion. (In green)
Justice. (In blue)
Kindness. (In purple)
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 31/05/2025
🚨📢Hey hey heyyyyyy #Seattle #PugetSound #OlympicPeninsula: 🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋 Transient Biggs Orcas are out and active today! They put on a show for hours in Sinclair Inlet. Last tagged around the Southworth Ferry terminal about an hour ago, heading South towards Olalla.
A screenshot from the Whale Alert app of the Puget Sound area between Seattle and Bremerton showing Transient Biggs Orca sightings today. 

2:10pm - 05.31.2025:
"Number Sighted: 6
Comments: [Orca Network] T65As southbound"
App from whalealert.org
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 29/05/2025
Manipulation is when they focus on how YOU REACTED instead of how THEY TREATED YOU
Manipulation is when they focus on how YOU REACTED instead of how THEY TREATED YOU
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 19/05/2025
I didn't want to acknowledge Shitstain Junior's idiocy in such a somber news moment, but here we are. Coke Nose had the AUDACITY to point fingers at Dr. Jill, as if she could've caught President Biden's cancer. 📢DOCTORATE OF EDUCATION What a turd sucking assbag. 🖕🤬🖕
A GIF of Henry the vacuum cleaner trying to suck up a white powder, but he'll never meet or beat the levels that Coke Nose Junior Shitstain can hoover up into his 1 brain cell.
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 30/04/2025
I had to see it for myself. I had to confirm it for myself. I just took this screenshot of Lindshit Graham on Xitter. TFW the Shitstain Sycophants make even less sense than usual.
Screenshot of the moronic Lindshit Graham post from Xitter saying:
 
"I was excited to hear that President Trump is open to the idea of being the next pope. This would truly be a dark horse candidate, but i would ask the papal conclave and catholic faithful to keep an open mind about this possibility!

The first pope-us president combination has many upsides. Watching for white smoke..... trump MMXXVIII!"
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 20/04/2025
@cignahealthcare.bsky.social - this is laughable, ridiculous, and pitiful. July 2024: Hey your primary provider is out of network now, sucks to be you. March 2025: oops
Screenshot of a letter from Cigna Healthcare saying "we made a mistake and we're sorry" because they sent a letter 8 months earlier saying a primary provider was now out of network.
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 11/04/2025
Searching "Norway asylum bill for transgender Americans", here's the news results:
Screenshot of a Google search showing Zero news results found relative to the original poster's claim
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 10/04/2025
How about today's activity...?
A screenshot of one of my investment account activity for just today. 

It looks kinda like _| with a level off at the top. The spike was around 1pm.
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 10/04/2025
This is what one of my accounts looks like currently. One. Week.
Screenshot of the past week of investment history in one of my accounts. It looks like a jagged "w" but shows the ridiculously valuted gain because of the tariff pause.
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 28/03/2025
Nah... we have an organic grown army thanks to @altfda.altgov.info #SpamInTheGears
Armchair Activists - First Division logo
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 27/03/2025
Digging through my personal email for receipts and emails while working on my own taxes, and found this little gem I bought in Sept 2020. "AMERICAN PSYCHO How Donald Trump is systematically destroying democracy" Wonder what stern has to say this week....
cover of the German magazine Stern from September 2020. Shitstain is on the cover looking gross and haggard as usual. 

The cover headline says: 
AMERICAN PSYCHO
Wie Donald Trump systematisch die Demokratie zerstort 

(translation: how Donald Trump is systematically destroying democracy)
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 23/03/2025
Well this is fun. history.navy.mil website banner
history.navy.mil website has a gigantic red banner on it thanks to the Shitstain and his Shitministration::

"CONTENT ON THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN REVISED OR REMOVED TO ALIGN WITH THE PRESIDENT'S EXECUTIVE ORDERS AND DoD PRIORITIES IN ACCORDANCE WITH DoD INSTRUCTION 5400.17, 'OFFICIAL USE OF SOCIAL MEDIA FOR PUBLIC AFFAIRS PURPOSES'"
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 23/03/2025
AMA results - I wasn't kidding!
Picture of pizza with bacon, black olives, pineapple, artichokes, and pine nuts with a metric fuckton of cheese
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 02/03/2025
Fucking YES!!! @alaskaairlines.bsky.social + #UNCF
Picture of an Alaska Airlines plane with the words EDUCATION IS THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON WE CAN USE TO CHANGE THE WORLD. 

UNCF is on the engine.
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 25/02/2025
Let's look at the stock price history for the last month -- down almost 25%
A screenshot of the stock price history of Tesla for the last month.  The stock price has dropped 24.61%
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 25/02/2025
🚨📢FED EMPLOYEE ALERT🚨 Take note of the reasoning of the #HUD #RIF: "THE COMPETITIVE AREA IS NOT MANDATED BY STATUE; therefore in accordance with the Executive Order, it SHOULD BE PRIORITIZED for the department's RIF" THAT'S what's coming next for every agency.🚨
The reasons for the RIF:

Compliance with the Executive Order "Implementing the president's department of work efficiency workforce optimization initiative, dated February 11,2025. THE COMPETITIVE AREA IS NOT MANDATED BY STATUE; therefore in accordance with the Executive Order, it SHOULD BE PRIORITIZED for the department's RIF
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 24/02/2025
Ding ding ding we have a winner
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 20/02/2025
YALL OMFG I JUST CANNOT 💚🤩💚 Never could I have imagined a count this high & this fast. Same for my #AltGov fam follower gains...even faster. This is a litmus test that shows how worried we are as a nation. How we collectively need accurate info ASAP. How we need support. AMA TBD - by Saturday!
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 20/02/2025
You may ask yourself...
A colored wheel split out with 7 phrases that are the answer to "you may ask yourself"...

It's all lyrics to "Once in a Lifetime" by the Talking Heads. 

The single was released on Feb 1 1981.

Now I really feel fucking old AF.
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 19/02/2025
Jesus fucking Christ playing peekaboo and saying

I have nothing to do with this
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 19/02/2025
Fucking DONE. I am in a negative inventory of spoon availability. This is my ask of you (doing this now myself): PLEASE take care of your mental health in the midst of all this destruction. Step away. SKIP a day or two of the news cycle. Rest to fight another fucking day. LOVE you all 💚🫂
The OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE IG account posted a photo that looks like a Time Magazine cover, with TRUMP where it would say TIME. Lower corner says LONG LIVE THE KING. Photo of the Shitstain with the most shit-eatingest of shit-eating grins, WEARING A FUCKING CROWN ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

The post description says:

"CONGESTION PRICING IS DEAD. Manhattan, and all of New York is SAVED.  LONG LIVE THE KING!"

This text is what the actual Shitstain posted on his Falsefuckstapo Social account.
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 18/02/2025
Emma Stone wins the #SNL50 red carpet. The BEST utilitarian look! Gimme ALL the popcorn!
Emma Stone on the SNL50 anniversary red carpet, holding a container of popcorn.

BUT WAIT THERE's MORE!

Her adorable red dress has huge pockets and they are STUFFED WITH POPCORN
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 18/02/2025
Super duper stoked to announce this is a thing!!! 🥳 Every vetted verified #AltGov member included in the #AltDaddy official @altspaceforce.altgov.info STARTER PACK has this on their profiles as of this afternoon. MAD THANKS to @larry.earth for this amazing assist 🦾 Version 1.1 coming #soon 😎
Screenshot of one of my posts including the NEW "VERIFIED #ALTGOV" LABEL WOOHOO WE'RE OFFICIAL BITCHES!!!
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 18/02/2025
Jesus H Fucking Christ aka JTFC over here blastng Shaggy in his bedroom. 
Bruh.
IT WASN'T ME

(Pic actually says "I have nothing to do with this")
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