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altsmash.bsky.social

@altsmash.bsky.social
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Christchurch | 30 | Gay | Taken Just putting up pics I think are cute and/or hot. Talk to me about films, Doctor Who, Twin Peaks or “other things” if you wish. 🫡

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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 16h
Tits, pits, and bush
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 19h
oomf told me he jacked off to this photo last night and this afternoon and i am honoured
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Belly is big today and tits are like stress balls if you grab them. Also my shirt is awesome.
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone grab my tits or belly and feed me Whittaker’s Creamy Caramel.
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me (standing in front of buckingham palace last year with my opinion of the british monarchy on my face) and my movies
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning gays and theys. Have another Jocktober post where I look chunky and big. (Yes i know I look sad in photos. I can’t smile when a camera is on me)
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s Jocktober and that means the bears, the gainers, and the chubs win yet again 😫❤️
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Obligatory start of the week post to show off my fat belly and tits. Also peep the cute pin of the Petrova Line from Project Hail Mary my friend made me ❤️ (the original one of this accidentally contained personal information so if you saw that, no you didn’t)
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The great Deep Space Nine rewatch begins now 🫡
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Portrait of a fat bear in heat. Someone come rub my chub belly and tits plsssss.
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Another Fatboy Friday post. Have a video of me rubbing my tits and tummy 😘
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s Fatboy Friday everyone! Remember to leave out some chocolate milk and cookies for your local fat bois.
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My bear chub tits really be popping today
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Need to start experimenting with bottoming. Someone help a gay bear out?
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And another NSFW pic a friend wanted. My tits and tummy look so chonky. Happy Fat Bear Week everyone! Be gay, do crime.
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tell me I’m cute and grab my tummy and tits
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Fat Bear Week to all those who celebrate (the face photo of me is bad i know. keep your mouth shut and enjoy the tummy). 🐻
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy fat boy friday. Someone come grab my tummy pls
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
More big boi titties (and a bit of dick too)
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Someone come rub my belly 😫
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I have great tits and tummy that needs attention 😘 #gay #bear #chub #thickthursday
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It’s a day late but went for a swim on #tummytuesday
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Obsessed with my new tattoo ❤️
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Someone make it harder 😫🐻 #gay #bear #chub #gaychub #cock
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Thought I looked cute today repping David Lynch ❤️ #gay #bear
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Nick from Zootopia and Robin Hood have really opened my eyes to my furry tendencies and I have no clue where to begin exploring that lol
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
The Odyssey looks great but why the fuck are major studios afraid to upload trailers in 4K? The 1080p looked awful on my TV which is not the way you want to see a trailer for a Christopher Nolan film.
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I had to buy a suit today and I hate suits, so I cheered myself up by buying Paddington Bear pyjamas ❤️
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It’s so hot and humid today and it’s also humpday which means it’s jockstrap day ☀️ #gay #bear #gaybear #humpday #gaynz
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I love when the Criterion sale goodies arrive ❤️
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Spent an hour today looking at and crying over Paddington in the musical 🥺❤️
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Caved in and took part in the Criterion sale ♥️
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
First tattoo done and dusted and I couldn't be happier. No choice but to get the Crimson King's eye from the Dark Tower series ♥️
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Just finished rewatching Andor. My second favourite Star Wars project after Empire Strikes Back. I am so done with the self-referential and cameo-centric nonsense of the other projects that I wish they would hand Star Wars over to different and unique writers and let them do whatever they want.
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Trying on jeans in the UK because my other ones ripped 😭 #gay #bear #chub #gaychub #gaybear
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Y’all like my Golden Girls shirt? #fcf
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Six films done in two days at the film festival. Another thirteen to go. Someone should come help me relax 🥺 #gaybear #gaycub #gaychub
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I got a new toy and it’s amazing but I wish it some bear’s throat or hole 🥺🐻 #gay #bear #chub
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
A fat, gay, and hairy bear. The perfect combo 👀🔥
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Can’t decide if I keep the “stick your ass on this bit” facial hair or get rid of it 🤔 #gay #bear
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Is it even Pride Month without one of the great gay icons?
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
New jockstrap came and I love it 🥰 #gay #bear #gaybear #gaycub #cub #chubby
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Y’all like my new shirt? #gay #bear #cub
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I’m gay and I have a gay shirt
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Had my first haircut in over a year and I think I look cute 🥰🤗 #fatcockfriday #fcf #bear
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Dream POV is a mouth sucking on this cock #gay #cock
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Happy #FCF 😈
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altsmash.bsky.social @altsmash.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Got bored at a function and took a picture of my dick because fuck it
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