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AltSamPiper

@altsampiper.bsky.social
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Flying low, still figuring this out. Using same name as the bad place if you're inclined to vet before following me. You should, just on principle. Actually you should reconsider that follow...

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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 13h
Beef stew time!
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's in the margin and Texas is a cocktease. If she's not leading by 12, she's losing by 8. Texans will fucking lie all day everyday and twice on Sunday. Until the results are final, don't trust a fucking thing you see or hear from this state because it will go tits up without warning.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My mom had a Russian Blue named Max who used to get his own bag of fries. He decided the fries weren't enough one night, snuck up behind me, waited until the mcnug was *just* entering my mouth, slapped the shit outta me and stole my nuggie. I'm still mad. It's been 40 years. Smug fucker.
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Heat killed a 24 yr old farm worker in Mississippi in Sept. Republican-backed AB6213 would block all national heat regs. We must stop this bill. Email your US Rep today. We must stop these heat deaths. Two minutes of your time can save lives. 1/2
A photo of farm workers laboring on what looks like a very hot background with the text overlay: 

Obed Azahel Hernandez Perez

Farm worker, 24, dies of heat exposure in North MississippiFarm workers working on a very hot background with the text overlay: 

Perez had barely started working for the season.

Mississippi has some of the most dangerous working conditions in the country.

Second highest worker death rate in the country.

The state is one of the five states that doesn't have its own labor enforcement agency.Farm workers working on a very hot backgrounds with the text overlay: 

"If heat regulations became a standard and the employer was in full compliance with that standard, that worker would likely be alive today."

- Jordan Barab, Former OSHA Deputy Assistant Secretary

Heat regulations save lives.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It wasn't just 5G cells. Maddow was obsessed for a while with all of the right-wing militias that were attacking our infrastructure and then suddenly the story just got dropped.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This non-story is as fucking annoying as the debate about whether or not the kid at the Dodgers game should have given the ball to the two-year-old whose dad sent him over to ask for it.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I need people to stop trying to debunk this shit, it just keeps it in the cycle longer. The people who believe this crap are not going to be convinced otherwise. They're doing this because it sucks all the air out of the room. The longer people keep swinging at this the longer it has to germinate.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Weaponized vehicle" is ICE's version of LEO's "I was afraid for my life"
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"the younger generation obsession with “Boomers” (which seems to be anyone over 35 in their minds)" I got in to it with one of them self-involved self-righteous dumbasses a couple of weeks ago and was informed that "Boomer is a mindset"
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Rosalia" is a farmworker in Santa Maria, CA. "We live in constant fear of immigration raids as it doesn't matter if we have papers or not. They target us for having brown skin. We are not criminals; we are essential workers who put the food on America's tables." #WeFeedYou
A worker harvesting strawberries
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
youtu.be/CuUQmkAzSZE?...
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Why Should I Worry by Billy Joel (Oliver and Company)
YouTube video by OutbackByrd
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, I'm old. I lived through Ross Perot and Ron Paul and Ralph Nader and Bernie Sanders. These fuckers are all the same. Their motivation doesn't change. They're not pissed off Bernie Bros, they're just deadenders. Wannabe Che Guevara neckbeards with revolution boners.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dems need to stop pandering to squishy Republicans because if the choice is republican or decaf republican, they'll vote republican. It's why the current ads from Paxton's wife and daughter are so funny to us but are working on some Republicans.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This damn thing ate my follow up. On the contrary, it's why I wish Dems would stop chasing these fuckers and the unicorn of Republicans fed up with Trump. Concentrate on the 93 million who don't bother to vote at all.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No they didn't. Harris could have taken every single Third Party voter and still lost to Trump. That's why I don't take these fuckers seriously. It's not that their vote is wasted, it's that their vote is irrelevant. And they can't fucking stand that.
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 06/10/2026
ROFLMAO!! I *knew* it would come to this.
Palestine Activist Nerdeen Kiswani SLAMS Abdul El-Sayed for campaigning with Obama. 

She says Abdul is complicit in genocide.
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Joel" sent this vid of farm workers harvesting tomatoes in Gilroy CA. They earn 93¢/25lb bucket. Pickers carry two buckets as that allows them to work quicker. Walking over the uneven terrain with this heavy weight puts a lot of strain on their body. #WeFeedYou
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh so many. She was entirely too photogenic. RIP moose.
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That Preppy Black Girl @tmwillia828.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Black. People. Do. Not. Hang. Themselves. From. Trees.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can someone kindly loop the music from the Jumanji stampede over this... specifically the part with the talking rhino.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Really. It's also why a lot of women don't like men who drink or smoke. Certain activities are extremely unpleasant when the sweating begins. Alcohol and tobacco change how your body tastes and smells especially if your partner is neurodivergent and sensitive to taste/smell.
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Jose" is working in Delano CA. "My partner and I are loading the boxes of grapes that the workers have already picked on to the truck. My hands hurt a lot from lifting so many boxes onto the truck all day. We have to load them quickly because so many are coming in." #WeFeedYou
Swampers stocking grapes that were freshly picked onto the truck
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I saw someone earlier comment that taking Baker and Hassett in the same day was death trying to apologize for taking Dolly and Tim Curry.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think it might be okay to go ahead and use your other one. Pretty sure "someone" is going to have enough tickets to ride.
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Oscar" works in the Salinas CA strawberry fields. "We harvest strawberries. After we fill a box, we take it to the machine. The machine sets the pace which makes this job much more tiring as it sets a very fast pace." #WeFeedYou
A strawberry field with the machine that workers keep Pace to in the background
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Had enough of ICE brutality? Here’s your chance to do something about the times we live in where human rights and the constitution don’t matter to Trump’s agents. Sign our pledge to vote and do all you can to fight back this critical midterm election. 1/
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Taylor Swift Dancing & Celebrating at Grammys
Alt: Taylor Swift Dancing & Celebrating at Grammys
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Ramiro" says, "We’re in the final stretch of the summer strawberry season on CAs Central Coast. We get 3 good months of work. Then in Nov-March, there’s no work. We try to use the little we’ve saved to get through those hard months. It's hard as rent's very expensive. #WeFeedYou
A worker harvesting strawberries
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's a game. He does it to manipulate people who hate him to watch. The presidents of those companies are all Trump donors.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Cold Beer
Alt: Meryl Streep shouts
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuck that. I will old school down that shit via cable to a flash drive before I load anything to a cloud.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey, completely unrelated to this post but did you do an ad for Vinted? If not, they AI'ed your likeness into one.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If it's not saving me 10+ minutes it's not an alternate route and I don't want to see it.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Breaking: WNBA credits Caitlin Clark with Assist of the Year.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would bet good money that motherfucker is not only xxy, he's got cushings.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm gonna need a hell of a lot more Maryannes making a whole lot less Earls.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I recently lost my service dog of 14 years to MD and cancer. I cannot thank people like you who do this work enough. My very and his staff made the process so much more bearable but I know it was just as hard for them.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That part. Everyday I get some democratic pollster breathlessly telling me how Gina Hinojosa or Talarico is leading their competition by two or three points. Bitch, if they're not leading by 12 then they're losing by 8 because Texans fucking lie like they breathe.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is "parallel play"
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who the fuck is telling that man he has any chance. Seriously how inflated does his ego need to be that he's going to run knowing what people have said about him for the last 15 years.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This Cornell bullshit has me thinking we need a hell of a lot more Mary Annes make a whole lot less Earls.
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Parkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can't stop thinking about how many men read that Snapchat and did nothing. How many men in that house knew a woman was being gang raped and did nothing. This is why we say all men. Bc it's your friends, your besties, your fellow frat bros and you do nothing to stop them.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This one hurt so much. I grew up with two women I thought were the pinnacle of what it meant to be a good woman. My mom and Dolly. I lost my mom almost 20 years ago. This is a similar kind of pain.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They've convinced themselves they can change the course of an election, & on a hyperlocal scale sometimes they can. Their vote on national/most statewide races are meaningless. Which is why their "protest votes" accomplish nothing, especially since they never have that smoke for those doing harm.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is why I don't normally tell the deadenders their vote is wasted, it's just irrelevant. Because it is. Not that there aren't some DSA electeds getting the job done. But most of their loudest supporters, especially on social media are fucking useless.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Y'all see this? This is why I NEED Democratic leadership to stop chasing disgruntled Republicans and tell the purity politics/FreePalastine/Uncommitted/DSA deadenders to fuck off and died. Harris could have received every single deadender vote AND STILL LOST.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I watched the story when it first looped through. The owner did show up a couple weeks later. The dog self-separated from the herd that it had been protecting, decided it like this guy better and chose to stay with him. The original owner said that was fine. Lucky is now 1 of 4 protecting this land.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
While I don't deny there are people in Texas who think he has been good for this state the majority of them are just convinced that, no matter how bad he is, Democrats are worse. They're fucking stupid.
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AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am a rationally pissed off at this list because it makes me realize how little I have watched in the last 25 years. I had to get to 70 before I even saw a title I've watched. There's three titles in total that I've seen. Less than 10 are even in my que to watch.
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