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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U

@altr-no-ego.bsky.social
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Cat Enthusiast, Tabletop Gamer, Media Consumer, EDH Ronin (occasional stream guest).

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Steph 🔜 Ottawa Weekend October 2-4 @steelcitysteph.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I have been excited about this game for a WHILE. We're going to play commander tonight with @the-elder-dingus.bsky.social and @bengineeringtv.bsky.social, and it's going to be a WILD time. See you at 10pm Eastern 💖 twitch.tv/SteelCityMTG - Sponsored by our friends at @girudo.bsky.social🧡
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was lucky enough to meet Sheldon, briefly, at MC Philly. I got to gush at him about how this silly little format helped me make memories. With family, with old friends, and new ones. How it helped me grieve, and I got weepy. It was only a few minutes, but I got to thank him. Hug your people. 🫂 🥂
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The Spike Feeders @spikefeeders.com · 02/09/2026
Did you know that @steelcitymtg.bsky.social came to visit us? @steelcitysteph.bsky.social on Shabraz @mtg-aaron.bsky.social on Clement @jimtsf.bsky.social on Capitoline Triad @steelcitybrad.bsky.social on Sethiron Sponsors in thread 👇 youtu.be/T_8OHYWx8Cw
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'd probably put myself between a 1 and a 2, though I have been told that I am terrifying when I'm angry. (I'm almost never angry.)
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Today I achieved a goal I didn't expect. I played Mog (Legit Group Hug) for Commander League, and had an Otherworld Atlas with 10 counters, late game. His end step? Atlas draw 10, my turn Proliferate x2 Atlas draw 12 . Secret Rendezvous: opponent draws OUT. Me: "EAT YOUR CAKE! EAT IT!!" Victory.
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My day so far: Got to LGS, went 2-1 in Pre-release. Boros Dwarves + a Showcase Smaug the Magnificent. My buddy: I NEED that card! Looks it up... *shudders* it's $65... *shudders again* Shakily... Trades?
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It's awfully late, but yesterday, I came in second during Chaos Draft at the LGS. I was on Selesnya Counters. P1P1 Gilded Goose... It took all my willpower to not P2P1 Fighter Class. (I was very brave.) I got to draft Unruly Mob. It never made it to the field, but I had it for emotional support.
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I still don't know what ALTR's gonna do during Steel City break. Everyone should come console me in Chat, and root for Steph. #TeamSteph It'll be a good time.
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Thank you, Codex Bundle, I love you, too.
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Who has two thumbs, and nearly dehydrated himself for the sake of Democracy? This guy!
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
As a gentleman who strives *mostly* to remain in the F2P corner of Arena... @amytheamazonian.bsky.social is the hero I need. I also get a chuckle every time I see these posts. Usually, the day this happens in the Shop, that's the day I forget to do my dailies. 😅
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Tonight during D&D, my con-man Warlock infiltrated a block party (disguised as a homeless man), and successfully stole the uniform off a town guard. He was magically compelled to nap, but I was dying of laughter.
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I know I'm broke, Bsky. I'm doing my best. 😭😭
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Everyone! Stop what you're doing, and help me with an internal debate! Ragost needs a Command Tower, but I don't want to spend $50+ on the Galaxy Foil Through the Wormhole one. So! Fallout gave us a literal Diner. SpongeBob works in food service, and lives in the ocean. Help me CHOOSE!!!
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Saw the deck list for the new Lorehold Pre-Con yesterday. A fair portion of the land base is just cards I put in every deck. The reprint value is bonkers on top of that. I feel like I could play it, unmodified, quite happily. Strixhaven is cool. I'm excited to go back.
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
With all the stuff going on these days I definitely didn't have "Afroman restores my faith in humanity" on my Bingo card.
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
See y'all in Chat!
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I don't really make a big fuss about me. But I love and appreciate all of you, in our little, cozy corner of the internet. ❤️🤍🥹
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Got back from Chaos Draft. Went 2-1, playing Abzan. Was undefeated going into Round 3. Lost. Dropped from first to 3rd, losing out on prize support. Turned to my buddy." If I knew it would have gone down that way, I'd have been happier going 0-3 playing Boros." Got granted a pity pack.
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a cartoon character is standing in front of a fire and says that 's rough buddy .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a fire and says that 's rough buddy .
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The 9 cards that made me. The early days are overrepresented, but we begin in the beginning. I would not have played Magic, if not for the first three.
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Had some ideas for a Ragost deck. Really wishing I had an affordable Alterist. So far my ideas are thus: Gordon Ramsay Memes, with Ragost instead. Demand Answers is "Where's the LAMB SAUCE?!" Harsh Mentor is "Idiot Sandwich". Chef's Kiss is "Finally. Some good effing food."
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Just got home from a Chaos Draft, and I went 0-3 (but did it my way). However, My pick 1s were like, $44 in value, and my deck was stupid fun. 😊
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Alan? Cooking? Yeah. That tracks.
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The Pre-release Promo (un-stamped 😭) Hexing Squelcher, and my Pre-release deck... Azorious Fish Police. I went 5-0-1, and apologized after every game action. I got to feel like @steelcitybrad.bsky.social for one sealed event, and I won, but I honestly don't know how control players sleep at night.
ALTR's Pre-release promo (Hexing Squelcher), and Pre-release deck. Azorious Merfolk, (Fish Police) sorted and displayed in piles.
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
My Pre-release got snowed out. LGS is doing another one tomorrow... I might be able to make it for that one? 🤞
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
An update: I went 5-3, which I found respectable. My final loss was utterly pathetic, as I got flooded, and Aang was exploded, immediately. 😭
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Gavin Duggan @genomancer.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Thursday means it's time for EDH the way it was meant to be played! This week's guests are all heavyweights in the magic community, whether it's in front of the camera or behind the desk running the competitive scene. @mtgkelly.bsky.social @mentalmisplay.bsky.social @veggiewagon.bsky.social
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
What were your first four Commander Decks?
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Day was had! Went to the LGS for Commander! Swapped Borderless Foil Kefka to a buddy for my darling boy, Mog! (Pictured, so people can appreciate the glow-up.) Played some cEDH. Did the thing once or twice. Had pizza. Very good day! Carry on.
Chocobo Track Foil of Mog, Moogle Warrior (in an inner sleeve).
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Got a hold of the Chocobo Bundle from my LGS. Probably shouldn't have bought it, on account of the crater where my PC used to be. Pretty happy with the results, considering. This makes for my third Traveling Chocobo, and the fanciest yet.
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I run my mouth in chat... A LOT. Thanks @mentalmisplay.bsky.social for getting me active! This is your fault. @genomancer.bsky.social @steelcitysteph.bsky.social @steelcitybrad.bsky.social @donifmtgc.bsky.social @jenfilthymtgcasual.bsky.social @thattcgguy.bsky.social I've only just BEGUN! 🤪
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
AAAHHH!!! I'm so lucky I get to pod with these utterly lovely ladies! I refuse to be chill about it, and YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER!! Come shout at me in chat, and watch me get beat up. I do, in fact, have the most punchable face in EDH.
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Boss, has the correct take. I'm a huge fan of Marvel and Stan Lee. Stan said, "Every comic is somebody's first." Same goes for Magic. Every set/product is somebody's first. Keep that in mind, and always try to be kind. I am much happier having new people to play with, and teach about the game.
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
If you stitch Silly and Nervous together Frankenstein-style, that's me most days. Unless it's February... Then, I'm Sad Pumpkin.
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TrivialEncounters 🪨 🗡️🚙➡️MCATL26 @arnettjonathan.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Hello everyone! As you may know, our friend at @infinitokens.com was recently injured during Magic Con Atlanta. This injury has created some difficulties that may result in a loss of revenue. To support our friend, I have partnered with some others to bring you #NotAFundraiser p1/?
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I got into and out of queue so fast, I don't have a more current picture. 🎉🦈SHARK ACQUIRED!! 🦈🎉
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I'm podding up with some utterly lovely people, once again!! I can't wait!! See y'all on Tuesday! 😎
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Also, in rare back-to-back Arena posts, I cleaned up pretty good in a Quick Draft (surprising me.) Playing Boros (surprising absolutely nobody.)
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Fleem cosmetics were delivered on Arena! PRAISE FLEEM!
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Won (yesterday's) Commander League game. Took people to Balloonland. Lived the dream with Anointed Procession and Ojer Taq. 13 land drops on my final turn. These were the contents of my promo pack. I dunno about fate, but definitely, cosmic irony. Don't tell me Boros can't ramp.
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
It's an honor, and a privilege to pod up again with these delightful folks.
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
😎
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Am I happy that he got a card? Hell, yeah! Do I think he does something simple, that's not too powerful? Yeah. Am I a bit sad that he doesn't make a vehicle token called Cabbage Cart, that explodes into food tokens? Yeah... 😭😭
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Guys, Balloonland! got tags, and I rewrote the Primer. Please clap. moxfield.com/decks/Dv9-FP...
moxfield.com
Balloonland! - Commander (The Jolly Balloon Man)
A deck created using Moxfield.
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Big mail day. Boats becomes more luxurious. Did I need the Judge Foil Merchant Scroll? No, but also, yes. (It's got a pirate on it, duh!) Stuff like this is exactly why I have 5 half-built decks next to my desk. I'm busy making my beloved decks shiny.
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Hey, Commander players: It's actually fun to build a "bad" deck, with a weird restriction. Find a dumb card you like, and build a deck around it.
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Today, my Plans got foiled. I'm not mad, though.
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Been futzing around with a new Standard deck. Turns out, broken stuff is still broken.
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Hey, look. I'm included!! With other cool people!! 😎
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ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U @altr-no-ego.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Judge me based on my commanders...
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