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Former-Alt-immi

@altimmi.bsky.social
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Used to be a big deal on twitter for like a minute.

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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Catholic Man Gives Thumbs Up
ALT: Catholic Man Gives Thumbs Up
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am not a betting man. I am religioulous, spaghetti lord Tennant
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Odds @kimberlyguilfoyle.bsky.social is trying to blow @marcorubio.bsky.social tonight to keep her job?
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Excuse me sir, you are gonna shit your pants
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You are in an ADA room
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is this..? 1- the reproductive organ of a baboon in heat that developped vision and speech 2- JD Vance’s taint before grooming and asshole bleaching. 3- the upcoming lead of the musical: the unfuckable Also known as Michael Tracey
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why is Israel begging me for money on my YouTube feed non stop?
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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James Harden's Sassy Basketball Moment
ALT: James Harden's Sassy Basketball Moment
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Spain players waiting for the orange moron to get the fuck out of the picture frame before they raise the cup is epic
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I am not defending animal abuse. What I am telling you is that dogs are not being rounded up and killed in Morocco. Fact. PS: it’s my home country.
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just came to express condolences to one amazing public servant who served his community and state valiantly after a sudden tragedy and loss. My firefighter neighbor Lindsey lost his canary bird “chirp” suddenly to fucking corner lady Karen’s cat. Fuck Karen and her cross eyed fat cat graham
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
That was a solid unquestionable win by France. It was so good I can’t hate it.
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You are both dumb.
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I will wait on 10 more posts from you and the 11th will be about Africans… Bald headed small dicked pasty mother fucker
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We have #BONO
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Yassine Bounou Bono with Al Hilal Soccer Ball
ALT: Yassine Bounou Bono with Al Hilal Soccer Ball
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I think it should be law that @alexilalas.bsky.social is forbidden from commenting on any World Cup game once the USMNT is out. Alexi is like the Adam Corrola and Sarah palin fucked and alexi, the offspring, is proud he finally got his GED.
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
here we go. My people #Morocco are going to beat the #France team that is mostly composed of my people. All the while most of our people together grew up and or play in France. As a matter of fact it is an African 1/4 final owned & sponsored by the coque sportif any way you look at it.
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Us world cup viewers average is 5.1 million per game. The rest of the world average as of today per game for this World Cup is : 570 million. There is no money for football in the us …
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Argentina lost to Morocco in the World Cup finals of the u20 last year. A coco for puff Morocco would have protested Argentina referees if they believed there was some conspiracy. They don’t care. We will beat France even if Eric trump was the referee and his whistle was Ted Cruz’s dick
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Americans and their conspiratorial football knowledge tracks with their covid vaccine idiocy. Argentina Egypt had A French referee team. Wouldn’t it have been logical to let Egypt advance since it would have been an easier opponent for France down the line? 1/2
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is NOT true. It is a rumor started by neighboring Algeria. Stop Believing bs
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
trump didn’t fly back on Grift Force 1 because of security issue. He always wanted a 747 for him but could never afford it it its ongoing maintenance $ So he got one for his “library” for free. used taxpayers money to overhaul the entire plane as new for himself $1B. That was always the plan suckers
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Dead men don’t talk
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They got senegaled
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Now you will see the face of the sore loser Egyptian twins become ugly nasty human beings
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Don’t worry #Egypt, Morocco will not Let Argentina score the last 15 minutes of the World Cup final. We gotchu
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Belgian coach was right. African teams can’t manage the last 10 minutes of a game… except Morocco
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Yes #egypt just #senegaled the game
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Egypt is going to #senegal this
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Omg Egypt is gonna #senegal this
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Well fahhhhhqqqqqq
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
NO ONE SCORE PLEASE! Just defend each other and waste time. That is it. I need to make this paper.
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hey #Egypt, PLEASE DONT #Senegal this game
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This referee is ruining my bet. I have Egypt winning 2-0.
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hey Argentina, I think Messi is broken. You need to flash him and restore the last update. Dont forget to restart after
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ya masr ya masr
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Why is the us men’s soccer program horrible? It is not because of the program itself. Soccer in every other country in the world is almost religion, the money comes later. Here the money needs to come first, then they convince you it is the greatest show on earth.
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
With Egypt and the Swiss out of the way tomorrow, we can finally watch some quality football.
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Did I just hear the commentator say: this World Cup is far from Over for the United States”? Dude the game is over
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The knockout stage in the World Cup is a whole different animal. You can’t blink
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Why are we watching World Cup games with a 45 second delay?
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That Belgian number 11 is like babies sippy cup. You can’t tip it over
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Wait a minute. Trump did all this for one shot?
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Don’t tell trump belgium is the diamonds hub of the world.
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So we are closing the straight of Belgium tomorrow?
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It is kind of their job ya know
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ou t’es, trumptrumpoute
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This team is going to be great in 2030 world cup as long as they don’t meet any top 15 fifa teams.
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Omg…. We entered the football funnies stage of the us vs Belgium match.
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Former-Alt-immi @altimmi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Everything trump touches
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