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This is where I'm a little too heated for the bookish crowd. In my Side Era. NSFW. 30s he/him Louisville, KY Love to answer Qs: ngl.link/altfire

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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sir Lancelot is so AMAB nonbinary to me
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E @altfire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pissmogged a dude at the speakeasy with my heavy stream.
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I do feel there are occult things happening in St. Louis
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unfortunately it is bedtime when bestie is Mordredmaxxing
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E @altfire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pissmogged a dude at the speakeasy with my heavy stream.
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Find someone who loves you the way gay guys love reference-based humor
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Interesting the fantasy books you see as billed "For The Thinker" vs the actually thinky layered fantasy books.
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
NEW VIDEO ALERT! Today on Bar Cart Bookshelf we're talking about HOUSE, BODY, BIRD by Bernie Jean Schiebeling. A haunted house novella in a dollhouse museum & a propulsive lesbian survival thriller, deliciously dreamlike & pounding with action. Weird, in the best way. Our drink is a Dollhouse.
HOUSE, BODY, BIRD by Bernie Jean Schiebeling alongside a reddish drink garnished with a cocktail cherry on a wooden table in front of a lilac shrub.
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This looks so siiiiiiick
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can’t tell someone when they say “my better half” that they sound like they’re in a cult, but they do.
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
"The Peacock Wizard and the Cave of the Serpent Queen" -Elias Eells (SHATTER THE SUN, @neonhemlock.bsky.social, 2026)
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The thing about classic Sword and Sorcery is that it's super queer if you squint. The thing about SHATTER THE SUN is you don't have to squint. www.neonhemlock.com/shatter-the-...
The cover for SHATTER THE SUN, edited by dave ring. A red and blue tinted palette centered round a  toned beefcake warrior surrounded by weathered bluessteel wielding muscular hotties.
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW VIDEO ALERT! Today on Bar Cart Bookshelf we're talking about THE LOOM TREE by Angela Mi Young Hur. A mythic magical campus novel surging with depth, mother-daughter magic, archetypal agency, fairy tale spells & the stories that unite us. And a hot frog man. Our drink is the Alvsdahl Spritz.
An advance review copy of THE LOOM TREE by Angela Mi Young Hur on a brick plinth alongside a reddish drink in a gold-rimmed glass.
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We’re gonna get some truly heinous fantasy novels inspired by this music video, but I hope we get at least one good one too.
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
NEW DRINK ALERT! Today on Bar Cart Bookshelf we're talkin about THE SORCERER OF THE WILDEEPS by Kai Ashante Wilson. This is a science-fantasy sword & sorcery novella of profound poetry & ardent action, as a caravan crosses a deadly magical expanse. A landmark of queer fantasy. Our drink is Demoniac.
A paperback of THE SORCERER OF THE WILDEEPS by Kai Ashante Wilson alongside a bruise-dark purple red drink in a low glass with a salted rom. White hydrangeas bloom in the background.
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wanna have a good time that's also a mega bummer? Might I recommend Peter Watts' new collection: FOLD CATASTROPHES. A grimly powerful set of stories, this is science fiction at its weighty best. Unnerving & unswerving, with a driving force that pulls you toward futures near & far, truly compelling!
A paperback copy of FOLD CATASTROPHES by Peter Watts on a green granite countertop.
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When mist pools in one small pocket of the valley? That’s sword and sorcery, baby!
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s Mailbag Monday! This week we have heists planned by dragons, future trials, & ape men of an earlier age, horror in the hollows of the earth, strange magic, thrillers on the edge of reality, and the quests of corvids. I can’t wait to read & I can’t wait to share with all of you. What looks good?
[A stack of books in golden nighttime porch light (bottom to top): KA by John Crowley, THE DEATH AND BIRTH OF ILIANA MAREK by David Liss, IN HER EXQUISITE CLUTCHES by Auston Habershaw, OF THE APES by Steven Erikson, THE FIFTH INFLECTION by Gautam Bhatia, MAGIC FOR BEGINNERS by Kelly Link, UNEARTHED ed. Dan Coxon and Philip Fracassi]
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E @altfire.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Quote this pic with your favorite cock pic 🍆🍆🍆
Hard cock from below while wearing a royal blue shirt.
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E @altfire.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I hit the wall on #sundaycumday
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
A DOWRY OF BLOOD by @stgibson.bsky.social was the very first book we covered on Bar Cart Bookshelf and a delight to revisit in hardcover last fall! The bi polycule held in Dracula's thrall ache with desire (for flesh, for vengeance) and the Brides' Kiss is a perfect autumn cocktail. LINK BELOW.
In the golden sunlight sits a copy of S.T. Gibson's A DOWRY OF BLOOD. To the left of the book are three bottles: carpano antica, luxardo cherries, and Miracle Mile Chocolate Chili bitters. To the right is a rich red-brown cocktail in a stemmed glass.
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
You think these recommendations just fell out of a coconut tree? They exist in the context of all in which they live and what came before them.
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As ever, if you want something to keep existing, you have to pay your share.
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Bottomologist @bottomologist.com · 25/09/2026
This is my new non porn/kink project and really appreciate any support you can give x
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Change in the air like apple brandy’s about to go triple platinum in this household
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Pup Shadow🔥 @pupshadow1997.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
50 reposts and I'll post the uncensored in the comments😏
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E @altfire.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I should be feasting on hole every night of the week.
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tag yourself. I’m “party in the bush” youtu.be/Yvl4QSAyWR4
youtu.be
Troye Sivan - Party (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by TroyeSivanVEVO
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Weird to think a book is IP, learn it isn’t, forget that, and do it all over again at least three times.
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E @altfire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy #FCF!!
Hard cock in bed.
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
NEW VIDEO ALERT! Today on Bar Cart Bookshelf we're talking about FORTUNE'S WAKE by C.L. Clark. A sword and sorcery novella of lesbian monster hunting, this is a swashbuckling adventure through sea caves with sharp spears and strange sorceries. Our drink is the Stormwatch, a briny bright sour!
An advance reader copy of FORTUNE'S WAKE by C.L. Clark sits on a red brick plinth alongside a blue-green drink in a stemmed glass with a salt rim.
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E @altfire.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Real feral hours this #humpday
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⭐Orion⭐ @orionsjockstrap.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
have a little sleepy guy
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Chillin with a penicillin
Holding up a penicillin cocktail in a cut crystal glass in front of purple basil
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
NEW VIDEO ALERT! Today on Bar Cart Bookshelf we're talking about THE DEADING by @nicholasbelardes.bsky.social. Claustrophobic and kaleidoscopic, this near future eco-horror of cults, snails, birds, and brine is poignant and poetic. Our drink is a martini riff, the Baywood.
[image desc: a copy of THE DEADING by Nicholas Belardes sits on a limestone hearth alongside a stemmed glass with a bright greenish drink.]
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Always extra disappointing when a queer person commits a crime against taste
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jay @juicyjellicle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
buncha dudes got this view this week
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E @altfire.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s a Semenonomenon! #SundayCumday
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E @altfire.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#FCF, you will always be the best day of the week
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Are they bad people? Yes, of course, they’re kings.
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E @altfire.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#FCF, you will always be the best day of the week
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two years ago today!!
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh, I, uh, didn't know that was happening.
Maple leaves starting to change their color. Early compared to their fellows.
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E @altfire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you’re doing fagslop couples content TikToks, it should at least be in service of something interesting like your porn.
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Something something, no loads refused glowing like the sun, something something.
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's gotta feel sooooo good to be a tech worker and get constantly high on your own supply. Pop OFF, my delusional kings and queens!
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E @altfire.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
Happy Hump day, cuties.
Legs spread on the bed, revealing hole and dangling sack. Back arched, hair loose.
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E @altfire.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Hump day contribution.
Naked man from behind in the barn.
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E @altfire.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
They tell me it’s hump day.
Standing in the sunset glow, hand cupping ass.
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E @altfire.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
A lovely humpday morning in bed seeing all your great pics, cuties 😘
Juicy ass pic with twisted body.
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