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Theo 💜 🐻

@alterursegos.bsky.social
2.5K followers 5.9K following 2.5K posts

I’m basically here to slutpost tbh. 25 - 18+ only pls. Major geek and gamer. Talk Pokémon with me? 🌶️ for fun, happily taken! DMs open. Know me irl? our secret 🤫 he/they 🇯🇲 🏳️‍⚧️ Throne: throne.com/ursigae X: x.com/alterursegos?s=11

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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 7h
Total body enhancement, anyone? Don’t mind the missing cage - an acceptable replacement is on its way. Happy hump day!
A reddish-toned photo of T from a low angle, taken outside of a ‘full body enhancement’ booth. He is lacking his cage, but otherwise looks great!
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Service Pup Nova @naughtyboynova.bsky.social · 10h
A freshly lotioned butt for your #humpday maybe you should come spank me too 😏 #irlnudes #nsfw #NovaNSFW #butt #jockstrap #chubby #hairyhole
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🔞Lewdka🔞 @lewdkafox.bsky.social · 10h
Picked up some new underwear yesterday 🩲✨ #NSFW #irlnsfw #nude #irlnudes #AfterDark #gay #gayporn #chubby #chub #bubblebutt #butt #ass #bulge #underwear
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‘drener ✨ @drenerafterdark.bsky.social · 10h
always in position and in uniform for #humpday, well at least in #jocktober 🙂‍↕️🤭 anyone ready to participate in some drill(-ing) exercises? 😏
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Jay🇵🇸 @avatarjay.bsky.social · 10h
👃🏼 it #humpday
Picture of jay kneeling on the bed with their pants down around thighs showing off their ass plus their loose balls  hanging out the back of their pants
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scrufffypup @scrufffypup.bsky.social · 10h
Listen closely bro, so sticky! 😵‍💫🐽🥵
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 7h
YOU LOOK HAAAAANDSOOOOME
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Jeffers @troublecumsround.bsky.social · 9h
My ass in a jock for #humpday
My butt
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Malboro the Pup @malboropup.bsky.social · 9h
It's my natural position~ 🍑
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Marco (Palm Springs Pride 11/6-11/9) @marcobearsitall.bsky.social · 8h
Happy Hump Day from your favorite good boy 😇🍑 Who wants to spend hump day with me and do this all day? 😈
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LilBit🔞🇮🇪 @pupcuddlebit.bsky.social · 8h
Playing with my nub in the tub 🥰😳
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pluto @secret-bf.bsky.social · 8h
hairy hole #humpday
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they/them dad @bethirstywhocares.bsky.social · 8h
You can grab my hips and slide it in, as long as you’re prepared for me to make lots of noises and ridiculous faces #humpday
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TallADHDguy (your typical hung gamer) @talladhdguy.bsky.social · 7h
Your daily big nerd cock post
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lowkey my other cage broke so I have to wait for the new (cooler) one to come in but I’ll be adding days for every day I miss 😇
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I expect a full highlight reel of ur fits one day I need to know ur glam secrets 🫡
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Do not downplay yr own sexiness! I will not stand for it. You are just not yr type. You are fine asf
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy (belated?) birthday!
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Genuinely adore seeing ur posts on my tl I’m always inspired by your fashion I mean this so deadass
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dong or dollars. The eternal question.
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Need to clean up that pre with my mouth 🥴
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Came here to say the same thing 💦
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yeah I really thought we were getting past ‘no fats no fems no blacks’ but yet here we are. Lowk hate being black in America sometimes 🙃
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This sounds like an ideal lazy Sunday tbh
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A simple brine goes such a long way with so many things.
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yay for productivity!
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Pikachu and Oshawott Cheering Together
Alt: Pikachu and Oshawott Cheering Together
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Looking gorgeous 😘 good luck this Monday.
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just wanted to do a lil something for fun idk :3 my cage looks chopped here.
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This seat isn’t taken right? Like I can put all this down right here?
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I low key boned up so hard it cracked a part of my cage and now it’s less secure 😭
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you know I'd love that 🥴
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it does look like a pretty good handle for fucking...
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In the isolation of the woods, it’s fun to get up to no good. 😈
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Unfortunately the experience of being brown or fat on the internet means hypervigilance a lot of the time :/
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s just like … 😭 bro I’m not dumb I’m gonna see the hints
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you tell me we’re not mutuals anymore because you like to keep your following list intimate, then I look at your following list and it’s just big porn creators and skinny white dudes… I’m gonna judge and unfollow you. You ain’t slick.
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ChicagoCigarDad 🍆🍑 @chicagocigardad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy fat cock Friday! We need a contest! Post them, post them, on the wall, see who’s fattest of them all. #fcf #fatcockfriday #dad #dadbod #chastity #caged #locked
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Grandpa Chub Bear @handfree.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
HANDS FREE LOADS 💦 TURN THE VOLUME UP TO HEAR THIS ONE 💦💦💦💦💦
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JerkinDad14 @jerkindad14.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#FCF
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
so ABSURDLY good
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💛 Nawiz, Absurdly Naked Dog 🐶 @nawiz.dog · 09/10/2026
Don't plan on shaving anytime soon. How's it lookin'? #irlnsfw #irlnudes #fcf
It's my hairy fucking wiener, bro!




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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know so!! You are gorgeous 💞
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey you, you’re sexy as fuck!
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Btw, I know a lot of you came here to avoid X/Twitter, but in an attempt to both get serious about making content while also networking a bit more in that regard, I rebooted mine! Never any pressure to follow, but it’d be great to get some momentum on there!! x.com/alterursegos...
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not to be predictable or anything, but this whole chastity thing has kinda increased my butt-slut vibes by tenfold. Like…. Dick ramming my prostate ?? >>>>
A picture of T bent over, ass spread . One cheek is being pulled slightly to the side by a strong hand. T’s hole is plugged by a shiny purple metal buttplugA picture of T laid on his side, ass up. . One cheek is being pulled slightly up by a strong hand. T’s hole is plugged by a shiny purple metal buttplug glistening with lube (and cum?)
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cum slide in - I’ll pull you chest to chest while you seed me 😈
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There’s something abt seeing your handsome face in my feed all the time that makes the occasional dick pic even hotter. That said, holy shit - need you BAD.
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Need that beast inside me… 😈
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Theo 💜 🐻 @alterursegos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Holy wow, need to eat it til my tongue cramps
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