Sign in

The crypt keeper

@alternativeparadox.bsky.social
29 followers 49 following 134 posts

I’m a 19 year old college currently studying graphic design I have autism Hispanic 🇲🇽🇸🇻🇬🇹🇨🇺 Heterosexual

PostsRepliesMedia
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 13h
Probably best not to be around people like him
120
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 13h
The hells up with at guys
110
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Change by PFP for spooky month
020
Reposted by The crypt keeper
robo @dagobahs08.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
0424
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Get a load of this guy youtu.be/KqA2jDefYqk?...
youtu.be
This Is @TheBlueKingYay Btw
YouTube video by GelloTheFello
110
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy daybirth
010
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This
010
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Also get a load of this guy
030
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
275
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fact
020
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
110
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I spy with my little eyes, Jawboner being a peeping Tom
020
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
For those who want context youtu.be/PO7UKNhSAfk?...
youtu.be
THE UGLY TRUTH: Brown Robin Bird (Super Feather Dude Update)
YouTube video by Mr Rovio
110
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Well back my guy
000
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Moral of the story, simping for underage fictional characters ( whatever if it’s a cartoon, anime, video, etc) is still pedophilia
020
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Yeah Joao even though you defended multiple pedo on the internet and didn’t even give a shit when one of your friends groomed victim came out
010
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
#fuckjoao
110
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This some a logo I made for a college assignment what do you guys think. Made in adobe express
100
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Casey really fallen off
120
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
010
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Definitely
110
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
010
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Yo
120
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I heard
010
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Who would imagine that months later he would admit to doing it youtube.com/shorts/hXk9g...
youtube.com
@CaptainJawboneOFFICIAL publicly admitted to talking about masturbation to minors
YouTube video by paradox's Commentary
110
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Pretty disappointed honestly
010
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Can you give me contact
110
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Who?
110
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Hey did you delete the comments just curious
110
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
youtube.com/post/UgkxGbR...
youtube.com
Post from Paradoxy - YouTube
@CaptainJawboneOFFICIAL simps for his sonic waifu pillow
110
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
XDDDDDDDD
010
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
So you’re now comfortable with people calling you by your real name knowing?
110
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Definitely a Rare W
010
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
One year of this shit youtu.be/-TGpxboYc-4?...
youtu.be
Why I no longer support Luigi Girl12 and Sir Jawbone and why you shouldn’t either (Doc in desc)
YouTube video by Chase The StickBoy The Critic
011
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Since scary movie 6 is coming up I changed my pfp to ghost face
000
Reposted by The crypt keeper
Dark Horse Comics @darkhorse.com · 27/02/2026
#Berserk and #DHManga fans, We are proud to announce that Berserk has now sold over 10M English copies! Thank you for your continued support of Kentaro Miura's masterpiece. We can also now confirm that Volume 43 of Berserk will release on October 27th! Details and pre-order: bit.ly/4l4oVAM
Cover of Berserk Volume 43 (NOT FINAL). Guts is kneeling and looks defeated. He is bound by chains.
26311
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Take care bro
010
Reposted by The crypt keeper
❌️DJGamerz❌️ @djgamerz.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I like how this turns out ngl #art #oc #sketch
0102
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Thank DJ
000
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Draw the Cramps album (bad music for bad people
111
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Please read chat
100
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
At least I’m not like this two R-tard
001
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Happy valentine day chat, even though I’m single
110
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Change your mind
000
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I’m gonna watch iron lung chat
020
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Add feather dude to the party youtu.be/X0uvIRXIy78?...
youtu.be
Super Feather Dude: A tale of manipulation, and degeneracy.
YouTube video by Mr Rovio
200
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Imagine if this was posted on YouTube
010
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Oh hell no 💀💀💀💀💀 www.instagram.com/p/DUQ6sG5jr9...
instagram.com
Rey -🐍 on Instagram: "NO FUCKING WAY...-🐍"
264 likes, 14 comments - no.context.ppl on February 2, 2026: "NO FUCKING WAY...-🐍".
000
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Real
010
The crypt keeper @alternativeparadox.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
It’s 4:11 in the afternoon, what are you doing guys (loop)
010