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Gurl You In Danger💙

@altermann99.bsky.social
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Retired. Writer. Lazy. Resistance is not futile. Smarter than I look. #BlueJew #BlueCrew Don’t DM me.

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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A recent elk picture. 😂
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Peaceful. Goodnight.
Sunset over mountains, trees in foreground
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My 80+ year old egg poacher. Do I use it? No. It was my Mom’s. Will I get rid of it? No.
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Guess you're talking about all the European statues we saw the last time we travelled. There's a lot of gilding! But yes, in the US, they are mainly bronze. Except the Gold Dome over the Georgia Capitol. Yes, it's gold.
Close up of Georgia State Capitol gold dome with statue on top
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I cropped and rotated and it’s beautiful!
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Who did some ironing today? This Gurl!
Blue and white linen dress on ironing board with iron and ironing spray
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Image of a building with a wrought iron folded umbrella above the doorway, signifying a seller of umbrellas is housed within
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Blue and white hydrangeas
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Only my second attempt at challah. Top crack not right but it tastes perfect and has a nice texture. Next attempt changes…oven at 345 not 350, 12 minutes kneading in the mixer, not 8; longer proofing at all stages, looser braiding and a pan of water in the oven first 15 minutes. Made a huge loaf.
Challah on a rack
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
There are so many things to be worried about but here’s a pretty picture to take your mind off them.
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I think we all need a pretty photo today.
Hydrangeas
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Who can identify this lovely fungus I pass on my walks? #fungus
A yellow-cream colored fungus that looks like a Dutchbaby
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
83 yrs, this old waffle iron still makes great waffles, but the plug was completely disintegrated so hubby’s fixing it. Parents married 1942 & I’m assuming that’s when this monster was bought. The only appliance I have left from them…I did destroy a toaster in the 60’s by burning it on the stove!
Old waffle iron
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
You know he sat around in fourth grade practicing his John Hancock for when he became a Media Mogul Slum Lord Golf Course developer Multiple failed businesses’ executive Felon Rapist President
Donald Trump’s signature
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Today’s feels. How you doin’?
Crazy Barbie looking askant
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Rode hard and put away wet blonde Barbie
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
We made it to Friday. Enjoy these roses.
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
A row of hollyhocks to brighten your day.
Hollyhocks lining a fence
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Blackberry crumble ain’t bad, just saying
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
A bumper crop to brighten the day! 🍅
A variety of snacking tomatoes from the garden, on a rectangular plate
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
First pick of the crop!😂
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
If this is the policy, doesn’t this mean that women can make decisions about their own bodies? #mybodymychoice
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Political cartoon, person talking to Trump “I beg your pardon!” Trump answered “I only take cash.”
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Apparently it’s “sardine summer” so here’s a poem for you!!
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Moms and non-Moms, women, people with wombs and without, people who identify as women and those who aren’t sure, those who love deeply and completely, who ever you are, happy Day to you. We all deserve it!
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Not quite the first thing I did when I retired but am happy to have solid Social Security, a retirement account and a loving husband and kids. Sure hope I can say that about SS going forward. #ProtectSocialSecurity
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Who did this?? 😂😂😂
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Today’s #Countdown
Trump administration countdown
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
☹️😢
Trump administration days left countdown counter
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
☹️😢
Trump administration days left countdown counter
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
☹️😢
Trump administration days left countdown counter
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Today’s Signal meeting:
Dumpster fire
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
My worst nightmare. Instead of sending people to prison in far off places, lock them up with this. They would go insane.
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I giggle every time I see images of diseases that look like sweet gum balls. I know it’s not funny; neither are sweet gym balls if you step on one barefoot!
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Some days are better than others! 💙
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Hello Flashes! This ain’t me but it’s sure how I feel!
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
January lasted 365 days. Maybe February will only be 28 days!
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
2024 was a wild ride. Hope 2025 brings you the best in the new year. And I hope it's not quite as bad as we think it will be...Politically. Philosophically. Emotionally. Morally.
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Who has one of these???
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Love you guys! @bsky.app is the bomb!
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Just an orchid to take us away from the hellscape we will live in after January 6
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Gurl You In Danger💙 @altermann99.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
How’d you get the pic of the arch without people in it? 😂
Delicate Arch in Arches National Park
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