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ALT gov account. ALT. Not an official DHS account (if they even have one on BlueSky). ALT Retired Gov employee. I swear a lot. #Altgov Discl: Not an official account for DHS. All opinions my own. Again, ALT. ALT. ALT.

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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 18/02/2026
Please take note of the big-ass "ALT". Thank you.
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 22/01/2026
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 21/01/2026
Just in case you're not aware:
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 09/01/2026
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 08/01/2026
Whaddya mean, it's not on the word list???
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 08/01/2026
I agree.
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 08/01/2026
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 07/01/2026
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 07/01/2026
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 07/01/2026
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 06/01/2026
Hi. Not an official DHS account. In case you weren't aware.
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 02/12/2025
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 11/11/2025
Picture of Jesus peeking around a corner with the caption "I have nothing to do with this."
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 13/10/2025
Picture of Native American woman in profile in front of a landscape of hills and trees under the sun, with the caption "Happy Indigenous Peoples Day, - Kanipawit Maskwa"
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 03/10/2025
There will come a day when all Bskyers read a user profile for comprehension. Today is not that day. Tomorrow's looking shitty, too.
Screenshot of Alt DHS user profile making it abundantly clear by pointing out it's an ALT ie. not official DHS account
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 01/10/2025
BOOM! 💣💥
Photo of Sec Kegseth (DUI hire) and Pres. Yam Tits shaking hands in front of the US and other flags. Caption reads "The generals are calling them 'Fat Man' and 'Little Boy' because of how badly they bombed."
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 02/09/2025
See below.
Photo of the Alt DHS profile page with all references to being an Alt Gov account being highlighted, circled, and/or underlined for additional visibility
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 23/08/2025
Not saying anyone should do this but, you know, if you have the means...
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 21/08/2025
Seems they've ignored some of Rockwell's other works.
Rockwell painting of Ruby Bridges being escorted to school. Rockwell "Post" cover depicting people of many faiths and ethnicities with the caption "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 19/08/2025
I hate this shit as much as you do.
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 18/08/2025
See below. I hate this shit as much as you do.
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 15/08/2025
Red - the juice of tomatoes! Black - the dark of olives sliced!
Poster with a silhouette of a person throwing a sub sandwich with the words "Do you see the people yeet, yeeting the subs of angry men? It is the sandwich of a people who will not be slaves again."
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 13/08/2025
I think this could work!
Humanoid shape covered with pages of unreadable text stands against a brick wall while 2 armed, black-garbed, and masked ICE-holes approach from a van marked "I.C.E." One ICE-hole is saying "I don't see anything."
Caption below photo reads: "Clever migrant wears the Epstein files to hide from the trump administration."
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 11/08/2025
She and the White Rose are featured in the exhibit on resistance at the Holocaust Memorial Museum in DC.
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 12/07/2025
😁
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 07/07/2025
Chalkboard outside bar/pub/restaurant that reads "You can only say 'WTF' so many times a day until you just decide to drink. We can help."
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 02/07/2025
I don't know about all of you, but I'm in desperate need of something light-hearted. Therefore, Happy National Ice Cream Month! 📷 A. Raths
Five cups of ice cream of varying colors and (presumably) flavors with wooden spoons and ingredients such as fruit, chocolate, and nuts
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 14/06/2025
Happy Obama Appreciation Day!!! 📷cr: Pete Souza
Photo of President Barack Obama boarding Air Force One in Jamaica, beaming a rainbow from his hand like the badass that he is
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 14/06/2025
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 24/05/2025
I chose the previous Secretary of DHS as my contemporary #AltCitizen. He is an immigrant, brought to the US as a small child. He is a decent human being, well-respected, and kind, and his farewell address in January brought us to tears. Wish you were still S-1, Alejandro. #AllofUs #AltCitizen
B&W photo of a bald man in a suit and tie with the caption "My parents sacrificed everything to bring me and my sister to this country, to be able to live in a democracy and have the opportunities America provides... I have my parents' pictures beside me to remind me that I always need to work harder and to be a better person today than I was yesterday."
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 23/05/2025
I think "lavish" is a bit of a stretch.
Unappetizing food unartfully clustered on a white plate with trump's name on it
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 23/05/2025
Saw this photo of the "dinner" the imaginary coin buyers were treated to and thought of your description immediately. See object on the far left.
Unattractive, unappetizing foodstuffs clustered on a large white plate with trump's name on it.
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 15/05/2025
#AltCitizen #AltCitizens #AllOfUs When most European heads of state left their Nazi-occupied home countries for safety during WWII, King Christian X of Denmark stayed put, even continuing to ride his horse through the streets of Copenhagen without a bodyguard. 1/
B&W photo of a man riding a horse on cobblestone streets with a quote from King Christian X of Denmark: When you look at the inhumane treatment of Jews, not only in Germany but occupied countries as well, you start worrying that such a demand might also be put on us, but we must clearly refuse such this due to their protection under the Danish constitution. I stated that I could not meet such a demand towards Danish citizens. If such a demand is made, we would best meet it by all wearing the Star of David.
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 13/05/2025
Raoul Wallenberg was a Swedish diplomat in Budapest, Hungary in WWII. Between July '44 & January '45, he saved 1000s of Hungarian Jews by issuing protective passports, or hiding them in buildings he'd declared Swedish territory. He was recognized as Righteous Among the Nations in 1963. #AltCitizen
B&W photo of young man with quote "One person can make a difference" with hashtag AltCitizen
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 09/04/2025
Dude. Same.
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 08/04/2025
Biggest crock of horseshit ever.
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 06/04/2025
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 20/03/2025
Image of Jesus peeking around a corner with the caption "I have nothing to do with this"
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 17/03/2025
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 16/02/2025
Fed employees, be careful with your work emails!
View this email in your browser

WARNING
DO NOT “VALIDATE RESIGNATION” – DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK!!!

IRS Members are reporting receiving email messages from the “Service Desk” with a subject of “ACTION REQUIRED: Confirm Interest in Deferred Resignation Program.” The email says in part – “The U.S. Department of the Treasury has been informed by the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) that you elected to participate in the Deferred Resignation Program (DRP) that was outlined in the “Fork in the Road” email sent by OPM. To document your intent to participate in the DRP, please click the below link to answer a few brief questions.” The link is called “Validate Resignation.”

DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK!!!

THE PROGRAM IS CLOSED. This email is intentionally deceiving.  NTEU advises employees to delete these emails and DO NOT respond unless you previously agreed to participate in the DRP.  If you did NOT previously agree – this will NOT allow you to enter the program – it will only result in your immediate resignation.
From NTEU
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 04/02/2025
Be very careful if you are thinking about participating.
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 28/01/2025
Wait until she finds out an EO or memorandum doesn't magically poof sufficient physical office space into existence.
January 28, 2025

A Message from Secretary Kristi Noem on Return to Office
Dear DHS Employees,

On his first day in office, President Trump signed a Presidential Memorandum regarding Return to In-Person Work. While most DHS employees are not able to work remotely due the nature of our mission, DHS is proceeding with steps to ensure full compliance with the Presidential Memorandum.

In alignment with the President’s Mandate, DHS will fully comply with the directive to return to in-person work. All eligible employees are expected to work full time at their respective duty stations unless excused due to a disability, qualifying medical condition, or other compelling reason, as certified by the agency head and the employee’s supervisor. We are finalizing the necessary plans, policies, and procedures to ensure full compliance with this mandate and will continue to keep you informed throughout the process.

Thank you for everything you do for our country.

Kristi Noem
Secretary of Homeland Security
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 26/01/2025
Make like Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes: "I know noTHING!"
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 23/01/2025
The daily morning question:
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 22/01/2025
Yep.
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 22/01/2025
The world's *shittiest form letter. (* as of this date)
Letter saying that programs that include everyone (including the vision-impaired) are Bad and are not allowed under the new regime.
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 19/01/2025
Pres. Biden has a bit over 24 hours left. What would you like to see him do with his remaining time?
A distinguished older man in a dark suit smiles as he stands in front of a painting
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 08/01/2025
Not true. OR IS IT???
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 07/01/2025
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 31/12/2024
Oh look, I found a new cover photo.
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