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@altdems.bsky.social
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Alt-Dems are tired of watching the party elite sell us out. We’re for real progressive change. Fighting corporate influence, uplifting workers, and pushing bold policies for the people. #AltGov

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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 21h
It’s amazing what they figure out when they’re NOT running for reelection.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pretty sure Grant could drink Pete under the table
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If he really wants the V, he can go earn it.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Glenn Quagmire Banging Head in Court
ALT: Glenn Quagmire Banging Head in Court
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Damn, lawyer got lawyered by his own lack of lawyering skills.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Speaking fees, you can’t forget those. And it’s not just Dems or Repub’s… it’s every elected representative at the federal level. Both are equally culpable. And until there is REAL CHANGE (looking at you @kenmartin.bsky.social 👀) it will never change.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How many food recalls have there been in the past 18 months?
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe, just maybe after seeing how the sausage is made, she realized just how much smoke was being blown up her ass. Maybe. Probably not.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What is this “stripper Name Generator”
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They are wonderful gifts, to receive
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shots?
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m not sure which I should be more upset about. - Trump stock trades - Gas prices still climbing - Grocery prices skyrocketing - Republicans who’ve held power for decades still running on the “I alone can fix it” mentality. - a Do Nothing Congress.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m surprised an Inspector General report was even generated. We treat prisoners of war better than they treat people in ICE custody
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@kenmartin.bsky.social just how in the hell does a party that has controlled every facet of government since 2000 still try to run on the “I ALONE CAN FIX IT” C’mon, you’ve had 26 years to fix it, maybe they’re misidentifying the problem.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You hit that speed bump in the Walmart parking lot and you just signed away several thousand in repairs.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How much does it cost to mail a letter these days?
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
youtu.be/uGB5jkAcwC8?... Are we great again?
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NEW LINCOLN PROJECT AD: Trump Got
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Out of the 550,000 athletes who identify as male; roughly 15% have committed sexual assault. And we all know that’s a LOW number.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
But, just the tip.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Maybe if it was CBS News that reported it.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I ordered two shirts
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Question “Must attend in uniform of gender assigned at birth” If I’m not mistaken; OCP’s are gender neutral. …unless they are being told to wear dress uniforms. And there is a workaround for that too. A kilt
U.S. Army kilt pattern.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’ll supply the pitchforks and torches.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The same was said about Michelangelo’s work in the Sistine Chapel. Now it’s considered art. I’m not saying it’s bad. But it comes down to “I know it when I see it”. One persons art is another persons erotica, is another persons “nope.”
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is same bill that ties the US and Israeli militias ti the hip?
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Greg Abbot and his spouse (a former religious school teacher and administrator) seem pretty keen on it. He even primarried his opponents, and then called repeated special sessions to ram it through
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ah shit, does this mean more Lean Sigma 6 black belts?
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Let’s not give him ideas
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
So…where does one sign up to receive a Buffett donation? fortune.com/2026/07/14/w...
fortune.com
After donating $48 billion to the Gates Foundation, Warren Buffett is quietly ending one of the biggest philanthropic relationships in history | Fortune
Buffett is directing his fortune to charitable organizations run by his family instead of the Gates Foundation.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!
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Blazing Saddles: Taggart's Disgusted Look
ALT: Blazing Saddles: Taggart's Disgusted Look
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Shoot me a DM. I’ll give you some help.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
*tosses lutefisk*
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
*Texas has entered the chat*
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Texas Flag Waving in the Wind
ALT: Texas Flag Waving in the Wind
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My money says it’s Miller
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s never a good thing when they go get the BIG cheese grater for a pedicure. 🥸
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hmmm. If I recall, that’s a large Muslim enclave.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
DC or Texas? Either way is hot as Hell.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Well, yeah. That’s exactly what they did.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
prove me wrong
Republicans in Texas have been in power since 1995, 27 years.  All of their ads are saying “vote for us, so we can fix everything that is broken in Texas.”  I might be missing something here, but if they’ve held power for nearly three decades, aren’t they the ones that broke everything.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Anyone else getting a Woodrow Wilson vibe. We all know it’s not Melania pulling the strings…
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Cash me outside.
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Bhad Bhabie (Danielle Bregoli) Laughing on Dr. Phil
ALT: Bhad Bhabie (Danielle Bregoli) Laughing on Dr. Phil
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It’s more of a Concept of a MOU
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The fucker is out of town. Just get some guys over there and pull the damn tarp down.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’ll take Mark one better. No one has read ANY books
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Umm…y’all need to come to Texas and fix their damn strike laws.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Sounds like the dentist I had growing up. But his fingers were yellow from the cigarettes. No gloves back then either.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Me? No.
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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
So, if I’ve got this correct: 2024 - Biden closes southern border to ALL cattle. 2/2025 - DOGE guts USDA 2/2025 - DOGE kills USAID 2/2025 - Trump re-opens border to ALL cattle 6/8/2026 - Trump & his Agriculture Sec blame BIDEN for Screwworm.
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