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Alt CDC 2

@altcdc2.bsky.social

1K followers 71 following 76 posts

Double the fun! Another alt account from the CDC. Can’t stop, won’t stop. Public health matters. The truth matters.

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Alt CDC 2 @altcdc2.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Hey look everyone, turns out agency heads don’t actually need to listen to whatever bullshit Musk says. They’ve had the right to refuse all along. *looks at HHS and CDC leadership* #DoNotComplyInAdvance

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Alt CDC 2 @altcdc2.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

You first motherfucker. Show me what you actually did and provide receipts.

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Alt CDC 2 @altcdc2.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Musk once again takes to X to try and claim that SSA has people receiving benefits who are over the age of 120. We once again are baffled by his inability to grasp basic concepts of complex data systems. No…not baffled. He’s being deliberately obtuse. We once again offer this as our response to him.

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Alt CDC 2 @altcdc2.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

My reaction on seeing Trump and Elon fire the agency responsible for our nuclear stockpile and then trying to recall them.

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Alt CDC 2 @altcdc2.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Me every time I see Elon conflate his massive staggering ignorance with being extra special smart.

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Alt CDC 2 @altcdc2.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Dear Elon, we use SQL all over the place. We also use all kinds of other data platforms and tools ranging from Apache Spark all the way to mainframes. Just because you have no clue what any of this means and don’t understand relational DBs doesn’t mean you’ve uncovered anything. Dumbass.

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Alt CDC 2 @altcdc2.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Dear Gerri Willis, our colleagues are working every day to save lives, in some cases overseas. We do this because we believe in the mission and in saving lives. Money is not the only metric of success. Our jobs are real jobs. Get off the couch and come here for a day and see what we do.

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Alt CDC 2 @altcdc2.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Current mood

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Alt CDC 2 @altcdc2.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Musk right now

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Alt CDC 2 @altcdc2.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Oh look, it’s another forking email asking us to resign. 🙄

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Alt CDC 2 @altcdc2.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

What we think things look like over at DOGE HQ

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