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@altamerican.bsky.social
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Yankee BBQ Chef abroad, USAF vet, salty, defiant, and non compliant

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Steve Morgan @steveve.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
What a totally normal and not Dystopian thing to say. Edit: I mean....holy fuck!
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Cheer once for me, I'm a bit too far to attend 🇪🇦💙💚
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Hi Bot, I'm Dad!
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
"Congratulate us on the lowest of expectations"
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I still have a core memory of my parents not allowing me to skip school and have them take me to Seattle for the supersonics championship parade in 1979. Granted, I was 9, but still.... Go.
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Bird Bros
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Bird Bros!
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Snake Pliskin? I thought you were dead....
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Job done! #GoHawks
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
#GoHawks
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
#GoHawks
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
#GoHawks
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I just knew you were cool. #GoHawks
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
the best part is you get to eat the mistakes and learn from them
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Is He Dead Yet – we want to know
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
is-he-dead-yet.com
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Is He Dead Yet – we want to know
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Is He Dead Yet – we want to know
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Counter point:
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Too late, you fucking fuck, you own him...now go take care of it. www.commondreams.org/news/trump-v...
commondreams.org
Three-Time Trump Voter Calls C-SPAN to Apologize for 'Supporting This Rotten, Rotten Man' | Common Dreams
"I just want to apologize to everybody in the country for supporting this rotten, rotten man," said a three-time Trump voter who called in to C-SPAN.
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Yeah, free and fair elections are a thing of the past.
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
pretty please?
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
what's the per diem in the upside down?
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Another Hot Take from the Temu Ross Schaefer
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
and nobody had eggs?
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Fool me once, same on you, fool me 300,000 times..... I'm MAGA
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Don't judge a book by it's cov-ah ah...
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
On vinyl in the mix of things! Great album!
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
....wait....the logo was stolen? I thought it was inspired by the Kwakwaka’wakw (sp?) from Vancouver? Growing up in the PNW the iconography (and history) of the local tribes are everywhere and intertwined...I think 'stolen' is a bit much. That's like saying Tacoma was stolen....
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
what a shit hole country he's turned it into
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
#GoHawks
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
#GoHawks
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
lol...not for the (checks notes) black guy....
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Antifa used to unmask neo-Nazis, now it’s exposing ICE: ‘Predators don’t get anonymity’
Following in a long American tradition of identifying fascists, a network of leftists has set out to name and shame Trump’s immigration agents
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I heard you can pay him off for a cool 50k... just sayin'
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I absolutely shudder when I approach a table or guests when we have a dish that 'OH my Grandma made this! So excited to try it!' and I'm there going ....how the F am I going to compete with Nana?
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
letmegooglethat.com
letmegooglethat.com
Let Me Google That
For all those people that find it more convenient to bother you with their question than to google it for themselves.
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
You gotta Hand it to Old Fashioned Kraft because you know that when the chips are down, he can get Handsie to make it a Happy Ending. ..or did we forget he has to pay for the ol' rub n tug? #GoHawks
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Abolish, investigate & prosecute... nothing short of that can be called justice
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Love to see AI smoke pork butt and ribs for my guests...but I guess I'll just find out the hard way ✌️
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
A short poem about Donald: Cunt.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Disappointing to see people on here talking about their ideal ICE/CBP reforms. It is a terrorism organization that is conducting terror campaigns. Abolish. At minimum. That's it.
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Not anti AI, just realistic. But hey, you got all the answers so I'll just let you do you.
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
narrow applications/ production does not mean cost effective/profitable
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This is a classic. Try roquefort instead of blue cheese, and marinate some sliced tomatoes (olive oil, s&p, herbs if you got em) for the base, and asparagus ....for me those are great sides for a steak.
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
so my tinfoil hat take is that the tech bros are really vested in this administration because they can put out some shiny AI slop to win sweet gov. contracts to make their investment back. Right now it won't be able to make AI anything close to profitable, but with the contracts long term....maybe
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
exactly, iceberg lettuce had a place (& for me a time: hot, sweaty summer). White cabbage shredded thinly also can be used for that crunch... also (with all these other comments) they wouldn't sell it people didn't buy it.
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
....and if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bicycle
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Alt Chef @altamerican.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The whole team has a workman's mentality and I really appreciate that.
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