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Loyal to our Constitution, not a politician, god or person. Not an official Air Force acct. Professional critical thinker, fed, vet & mil spouse here to communicate, share information and more importantly, offer support.

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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 05/10/2026
Can someone try to explain to him that he actually needs 1000 a day?
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 04/10/2026
I’m 12 hours from departure for a week long trip, where I intend to forget about the real world for the entire time. Unfortunately, I will be drunk packing, which means I will likely show up with 2 pairs of underwear and zero pairs of socks. I don’t know why I’m like this.
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 03/10/2026
A bazillion other cases like this exist in this country, unfortunately. The men will seemingly always protect the boys, and each other.
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 03/10/2026
We always drop our ballots off. Mainly because who even has stamps these days?! 🤣 Not us. But yes 1000% excellent advice to drop your ballot off yourself if possible!
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 03/10/2026
This is the one I got!
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 03/10/2026
@muellershewrote.com You see this shit? I think I recall DG saying something about Jane Doe having “consented” in the Daily Beans or Beans Talk this past week. As in, “HOW??”
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 29/09/2026
Sure…just as soon as my computer gets out of whatever current quarantine it’s in 🤣
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 29/09/2026
I’ve had free, taxpayer funded credit monitoring for the better part of three decades thanks to all of the data leaks within the government. Just got a letter informing me of another one. But god forbid I try to log into a SharePoint site without having to provide my credentials 3-5 times 🙄
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 25/09/2026
Yep. Or to the guy who won a season of The Apprentice. But outside of that, this administration is absolutely NOT making federal contracting faster and easier, or cheaper.
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 25/09/2026
Honestly, I think it is AI…🤬
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 25/09/2026
AND GUESS WHAT? Fixed price commercial contracts have *always* been the default. Unfortunately they aren’t always the best solution. Especially for…you guessed it…weapons systems.
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 25/09/2026
If you want to award anything other than a fixed price contract, now you need higher level approval.
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 25/09/2026
if you want to award a non-commercial contract, now you have to get approval at a very high level. Guess what isn’t usually a commercial item? Weapons systems and their parts.
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 25/09/2026
And I don’t even know how to begin to explain how “DoW” (god damn, I hate that so much!) had conflicting policies that actually SLOW the federal contracting process down. At least for the DoD (because I refuse to legitimize “DoW”). Sure, approval authorities have been delegated done. BUT…
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 25/09/2026
And it gets even more convoluted. Like and subscribe 😅 for more ridiculous bullshit from the innards of the federal government.
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 25/09/2026
6/ So: shorter official rulebook, same total material, now spread across two documents instead of one. That's not simplification. That's just moving shit somewhere else and calling it “revolutionary”. 🙄
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 25/09/2026
5/ Imagine your company "simplifies" the employee handbook by ripping out half the pages — then hands you a second binder with those exact pages in it. You don't have less to know. You have the same amount, split in two.
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 25/09/2026
4/ They did make the official rulebook shorter. But the stuff they cut didn't get deleted — it got copy-pasted into a second, separate set of documents. Their own website admits the whole point of these guides is to save that same content elsewhere.
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 25/09/2026
3/ The government has/is rewriting it and calling it "revolutionary." The pitch: cut the bloat, make it shorter and simpler, speed up how the government buys things.
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 25/09/2026
2/ When the government buys anything — fighter jet parts, office supplies, IT services — there's one giant rulebook everyone follows. It's called the FAR. It's grown for 40+ years and is thousands of pages long.
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 25/09/2026
1/ Here's something wild happening in federal contracting right now, explained for people who've never heard of it. 🧵
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 24/09/2026
I also need drinks. Plural. I started to say “a drink” but quickly realized that “a” drink isn’t even close to accurate.
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 24/09/2026
I’m disappointed that I can’t seem to find this account to follow.
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 24/09/2026
OK. But can we keep calling them Guardians of the Galaxy, pleeeeeaaasseee?? It’s my favorite.
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 22/09/2026
If only they’d actually be held accountable, ever.
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 20/09/2026
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Tom Delonge Blink182 WTF Meme
ALT: Tom Delonge Blink182 WTF Meme
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 18/09/2026
Where can I get these stickers?!
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 17/09/2026
I hope that motherfucker shits his pants twice everyday for the rest of his life.
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 17/09/2026
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Jack Black's Mad Respect Salute from School Of Rock
ALT: Jack Black's Mad Respect Salute from School Of Rock
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AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 15/09/2026
Do you like your Gov websites to give you full unbiased info without trackers on the back end collecting data on you? Well… FUCK YOU! DOGE is RIGHT MEOW doing a hostile take over of USWDS (us web design system) and just kicked everyone out of the repo. 100’s of sites are covered with this.
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Fuck You Cute Fuck You
Alt: Fuck You Cute Fuck You
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 15/09/2026
We've got some DOGE activity over at USWDS (US Web Design System). DOGE had kicked existing staff out and brought in a crony by the name of Sam Corcos to take over the systems. This is actively occurring today. We will get more info to you as we can.
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 14/09/2026
Maryland peeps! I hate to promote Meta platforms but this is the SSA Whistleblower running for office and he needs at least 1000 followers so he can start doing insta lives. If you can, give him a follow! www.instagram.com/chuck4md/
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 26/08/2026
Thank you! I looked for it sometime ago (could have been 5+ years ago, who knows) and couldn’t find it! My spouse needs to see that movie. It’s not good but I live my life on B movies 😅
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 26/08/2026
Me too! Way too young 😅 You must also be a GenX’er!
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 26/08/2026
I remember hearing it in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. But I don’t think that movie is still in circulation 😅
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 26/08/2026
youtu.be/CD8bW1rWqOA
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Dolly Parton - Why'd You Come In Here (Official Video)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 26/08/2026
Listening to that one now ❤️
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 26/08/2026
youtu.be/UaNGtgYwSsU
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Dolly Parton, Kenny Rogers - Islands In the Stream (Official Audio)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 26/08/2026
Favorite Dolly Parton song? Post a YouTube link to it if you can. GO! You can post multiples because I’m not sure I can pick just one. But I’ll start with youtu.be/GFPlF6rXnik
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Dolly Parton - Jolene (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Dolly Parton
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 25/08/2026
I’m not sure that I know of a better human than Dolly. What a sad day for humanity, and yet another opportunity to acknowledge the amazing things she did for people. Rest in peace, Dolly. I will always love you too 💔
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 20/08/2026
And no, the Iraqi’s cannot maintain their own jets.
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 20/08/2026
Our allies give us money to enter into contracts on their behalf. We issue contracts for base support and F-16 aircraft maintenance for the Iraqi Air Force. But they haven’t paid the USG so now we are going to terminate those contracts. While at war with Iran. Solid plan, as always. 🫡
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
While you were over here trying to figure out how you were going to cover the rent and food—this guy was over there using $5.1 million in taxpayer money YOU paid into the system to cover these statues in 23 karat gold. Yeah, he did that.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 29/07/2026
Yo Senate folks - If you're looking for who thoroughly botched the COVID response, you're grilling the wrong octogenarian.
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 29/07/2026
At least one of the folks arrested was slammed to the ground by the county’s private security. Where’s @maddow.bsky.social?!
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 26/07/2026
Bought a salad from Costco today. Hoping it’s not the diarrhea kind 🤞🏽🤞🏼🤞🏻🤞🏾🤞🤞🏿
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 26/07/2026
youtu.be/k5okM4qCQz0 🫣 I cannot lie…and maybe it’s just my rebellious Gen X character but it is catchy 😅
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Pop That P--sy
YouTube video by 2 Live Crew - Topic
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 25/07/2026
youtu.be/pVJvNclfuho
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Kate Hudson - Voices Carry (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by KateHudsonVEVO
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 17/07/2026
It’s toxic masculinity and if someone in the military doesn’t have it, he wants to give it to them.
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AltAirForce @altairforce.altgov.info · 17/07/2026
If this were really about military readiness, that gap wouldn’t exist. It’s NOT about readiness. Kegsbreath wants to sell “lethality” as a synonym for fitness. It’s not. It means the capacity to kill efficiently: aggression, dominance, willingness to act on impulse under stress. /
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