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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i really need the bills to stop having such close games in the 4th quarter i already have one grey hair i don't need more
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
feel the need to remind everyone that jerry hall has taken it up the arse from rupert murdoch
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
had to hold it together for two hours to film shit for work and now i'm just a mess about pac
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
depends is it in a church or nah
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
participating in feral girl fall in the sense that i am seconds away from ripping someone's head off if they don't cooperate with me until i get my way
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
KOM SÅ I BIER
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
someone who is good at photoshop make a fake nintendo of america post about a patch for scarlet and violet where they take out the ed sheeran song from the credits in solidarity
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
peter ustinov is awesome and i'm sure he'd also be disappointed by the family relation
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
you know it's red zone season when the tv threatens to turn off an hour into the late window
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
LETS GO BILLSSSSSS
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
listing off toronto blue jays in no order but they're very important to me - carlos delgado - munenori kawasaki - josh donaldson - alejandro kirk - edwin encarnacion
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
you know what i bet that cult leader lovebombed keith lee extra hard because he thought he was going to secure keith lee the tiktok food reviewer and then he found out it was the other keith lee and just had to roll with it
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
all i've eaten today is sandwiches i'm gonna need to come up with something very comforting to eat tomoz
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
keano and sangaré beautiful perfect angels everyone else has been complete shit get them off
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
with three west london home games tho the journey back to paddington is looking to be interesting
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
assume it's cause most people who go gtech are coming from south of the river, are a quick bus ride away or just walk to the ground i am the spiders georg in this scenario coming all the way from cardiff
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
matchday commute demographic breakdown ranked: 1. QPR supporters 2. Fulham supporters 3. Palace supporters 4. Sunderland supporters 5. Brentford supporters
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
actually my friend told me it's cause he's hot and thick
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
let the record show will ospreay is dumb as rocks but he is our dumbass 🫡🇬🇧🍾
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
big brother late and live was the purest form of queer expression on current day terrestrial television
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Can any of the homies please confirm if you will be about in London for All In we are living our best sober lives but would be great to bump into you ok thanks
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
whatever bad thing happens in the next 90 mins it's jensen's fault
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
mainstream US political views
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
you know you're in the luteal phase when a blackrock post shows up on your linkedin and you have to resist the urge to comment shit that will get you put on a watchlist
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
genuinely baffling how many good movies are on tubi now the other day i watched cronenburg's crash and now i have a john woo hong kong movie on this is CLASS
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
spent nearly two weeks embedded with cricket teams and all i've learned is i need to pick up a pair of the birkenstocks clogs
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
going to a midnight screening of the odyssey is great except for the fact you have to wait for everyone else you know to see the odyssey so you can talk about it
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
coming back to the butterfly app to share how in awe i am that i manifested this
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
i want to wish el grande americano a happy fifa World Cup 2026
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
can't believe the scottish premiership ended with an ice hockey empty netter
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
daizen maeda my scottish goat
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
i have watched every film that stars both gary and martin kemp
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
being outshot by 20 and still winning alhamdulillah
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
go. habs. go. 🥲
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
you ever think about how the old ufc logo was just manifesting bas rutten showing up
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
i am johnny fontane
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
calling a half bottle of spirits a mickey is probably the greatest canadian thing ever it's just perfect nomenclature
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
wabz would like you to know that he hasn't heard me shut up about it since i found out btw
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
i'm obsessed
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
big call but I think the camberwell kfc is one of the best kfcs in the country
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
actually, every direct to video is shot in 4:3 so it's suitable for imax
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
catching up on the circle 6 lore ahead of wrestlemania weekend. they won't be streaming anything but it's just nice to know.
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
shocked they even considered gattuso let alone hand him the job
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
ten years ago i clocked this team had something while doing qualifiers and here they are completely ruining the world cup for the entire italian canadian diaspora 🥲
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
bosnia 😭😭😭🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
also inshallah damsgaard hat trick today 🙏
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
folks i am buzzing for bosnia italy today it has the makings of a truly silly bit of football and i am ready
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
my brain cannot differentiate between michael clayton and michael collins
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
save a civilian bomb a data center
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scoops @alscoops.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
imagine if arsenal win the league and nandos bring back the saka sauce and gooners pillage their local nandos for it like rick and morty fans with the szechuan sauce
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