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Alphistia

@alphistia.bsky.social
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Alphistia is my homeland. Alphistia is a new country for the near future. I am a self-taught artist and currently live in Champaign-Urbana IL. More info at sites.google.com/view/alphistia

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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 3m
"The Happy Huckster"...
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 28m
Raggy looks like he could be the sitting prime minister of a very small country. Quite distinguished! :)
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 4h
Outside of Dixie's many examples, Ohio is most likely the state with the largest population of morons in the country...
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 5h
The orcs look so bored.
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 5h
Out of his mind, and as always, a moron.
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 16h
might as well just flush that money right down the toilet then...
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 16h
His tweets are 5 words are less nowadays and he thinks he is the arbiter of all human behavior. He's not even any good at being a sociopath...
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
God bless Canada on Canadian Thanksgiving Day :)
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You're probably thinking of Paraguay. Eastern Uruguay is heavily populated because it is on the Atlantic coast. The Nazi ratlines were largely to remote places in Argentina, Paraguay, Brazil, and Chile. A very few hid in Uruguay, but there was no "Bavarian" complex there...
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Even The Grauniad plays the normalcy game...
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A gangster and one of his consiglieres have to deal with a corrupt minion in a faraway land...what a big surprise.
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We know that trump is DERANGED and has been since birth.
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
never had one to begin with...
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He'll get his day of reckoning eventually...not soon enough...but he's corrupt and a crook.
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
...or an abortion
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
that is just sad
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fortunately he's wrong...and he's an asshole.
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
all trump fantasy material...along with Ms Harp...
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Take aways his license and only allow him to get around by public transit.
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Marco's recent nips and tucks are sending him down the road to Mar-a-Lago Face just in time to run for president in 2028...
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
fortunately the meaning of the word "moron" has not changed...
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Of course he was found guilty. Ohio, after all, the homeland of Vivek and Jaydee...homegrown "freedom-lovers".
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
very nice :)
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
trump's toupee looks awful
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
...and coming soon, public executions! :(
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Too many steroids injected into that man's neck. He looks like a side of beef in a suit at this point.
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All the kakistocrats together!
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He'll appeal of course and hopefully then it will be overturned.
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Marie Scamtoinette"...that's a hoot :)
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Social Security has its problems that's for sure. Americans are expert at kicking solutions down the road for most things, and that will likely be the case with any projected cuts too. This scare headline from the Guardian though is classic tabloid garbage. Nice for clickbait though, right guys?
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
no they weren't...
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She's got that "Mar-a-Lago" look perfected. Of course she got an ambassador's job, so she can suck the teats of the MAGA Welfare State. Long term I hope she'll be serving a long term in federal prison for her corruption. She can dry out in a mandated AA program there too.
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
still hope your farm comes back to Instagram eventually :)
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We are living in a country run by fools.
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Will not work for 11 year olds.
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Which one of these AI presidents wears adult diapers?
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
just another kakistocrat...
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What a laugh: "is this person a truly elite human being?" And Musk stayed in the US, violating his student visa smh...
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Somewhere along the way, Jaydee went wrong...
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Somewhere along the way Jaydee went wrong...
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He was a beneficiary of hillbilly affirmative action.
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Most of the American press are performance artists. They simply are playing a role in a ridiculous set-up which is a facsimile of a political system, but which is now an Alice in Wonderland topsy-turvy joke.
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He doesn't have any idea whatsoever what "socialism" is, and it certainly doesn't have anything to do with boys playing in girls' sports. He's simply a craven opportunist, and an increasingly desperate one at that.
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Quite a caboose on that ole freight train.
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He was allowed to, and he won. And that explains everything we need to know about "American Exceptionalism". It's all based on lies.
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A moron interviews a moron.
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That slop would kill a person and wouldn't even taste good.
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
His first wife dumped him.
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Feudalism didn't work but lasted for centuries.
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Alphistia @alphistia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
or his mom had an abortion...
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