Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Birds are real. They aren't animals, but the surveillance machines exist, and we do call them birds. In that same way, isn't Alphinaud also real? 011
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 14/04/2026there are no buses anymore have you thought about it 100
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 13/04/2026what if alphinaud just gave up and didn't do this anymore 000
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 12/04/2026is alphinaud just not that relevant at this point 000
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 12/04/2026What if what we think of as alphinaud... Was just made of "electrons"? (Fuckk i cant even remember the name of the dawntrail mineral im a farce, a sham) 100
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 11/04/2026What if, with all the dimensional travel and the interdimensional key, "alphinaud" was just an alisaie from another dimension....... makes you think. (god i hope they dont notice i dont have any new material its been years and i got nothing im a fucking disgrace) 010
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Grab an alphinaud by the balls and feed a family a day Teach him how to dance and you'll see the world through rose tinted glasses 000
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Roses are red Alphinauds are red are red are red are red arer ed arere d are der red red red alp hnaud 000
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 23/12/2024'Tis the season The season of not believing in Alphinaud! Be a real one, bestie, and join the festivities by rejecting the lies! ^^ 000
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 22/12/2024If birds aren't real, why would Alphinaud be? 000
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 19/12/2024If Alisaie were to move really fast the light she naturally emits would become higher energy, higher frequency. So instead of red she would look, for example... blue? 😉 000
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 06/12/2024the president of eorzea has an alphinaud mask under his desk: dont believe his lies 000
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 05/12/2024wuk lamat is alphinaud on a fursuit 010
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 02/12/2024alphinaud is like a flashing light alphinaud is like a flashing light it blinds in your eyes so bright you cant see the light blinding so bright 100
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Alphinaud and Alisaie are never seen together in the same room while the wol is also present 011
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Surprisingly, Wuk Lamat never talks directly to Alphinaud, hinting that the writing team is finally getting ready for the reveal 010
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I looked into the code to the best of my abilities and found no Alphinaud 000
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 25/11/2024We constantly try to rationalise the universe because we need everything to make sense in order to live. Truth is less important than not appearance but the mental blueprints we make for it post hoc. Thats why, to keep alive, we must deny Alphinaud 000
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Alphinaud is actually real but hes been feozen and theh are keeping him in yoships basement anr hes frozen and gtey arnet letting him out vecaue he knwos too much 020
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 19/11/2024He's just a psychosexual allegory 000
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 16/11/2024After doing the new raid, I think it's pretty clear what Alphinaud is 000
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Is Alphinaud a social construct? no 000
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 11/11/2024maybe alphinaud is, idk, like a species or something 000
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 10/11/2024I'm not going to let Alphinaud define who I am 000
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 09/11/2024To be able to deny Alphinaud we first need to understand what they claim it to be. So far there's one thing I can say almost confidently: It doesn't appear to be a bird 000
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 07/11/2024Maybe I should stop whining and reinvent myself here. Nowhere to go but forward. 100
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Am I even real myself? Wait no I already went through this character arc nvm 100
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 05/11/2024My hands have been soiled. My hands are red from Alphinauds blood. I am guilty. I'm a conceptual murderer a destroyer of imagos. Thousands of words embedded in lines of code are dripping through my arms. I don't think I'll ever be able to look at myself and not feel disgust. 100
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 04/11/2024I used to be good at this, I used to the have the spark. At my peak I was the best at my niche, I was the Alphinaud and the Omeginaud of this craft, posted the best memes, the most solid theories, people dmd me for alphinaud erp every single day. 110
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 02/11/2024We were driven out of twitter because they don't like the truth, we are being censored. 000
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 01/11/2024An Alphinaud by any other name would still be as non-existent 100
Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 31/10/2024If Alphinaud is so real then tell me about one thing he did in Dawntrail 100