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Alphinaud doesn't exist

@alphinaudsfake.bsky.social
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Truth bearer, don't read if your mind isn't open enough

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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Birds are real. They aren't animals, but the surveillance machines exist, and we do call them birds. In that same way, isn't Alphinaud also real?
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
alphiandus
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
What does Alphinaud mean to you
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
there are no buses anymore have you thought about it
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
what if alphinaud just gave up and didn't do this anymore
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
is alphinaud just not that relevant at this point
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
What if what we think of as alphinaud... Was just made of "electrons"? (Fuckk i cant even remember the name of the dawntrail mineral im a farce, a sham)
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
What if, with all the dimensional travel and the interdimensional key, "alphinaud" was just an alisaie from another dimension....... makes you think. (god i hope they dont notice i dont have any new material its been years and i got nothing im a fucking disgrace)
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Grab an alphinaud by the balls and feed a family a day Teach him how to dance and you'll see the world through rose tinted glasses
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Roses are red Alphinauds are red are red are red are red arer ed arere d are der red red red alp hnaud
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
'Tis the season The season of not believing in Alphinaud! Be a real one, bestie, and join the festivities by rejecting the lies! ^^
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
If birds aren't real, why would Alphinaud be?
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
If Alisaie were to move really fast the light she naturally emits would become higher energy, higher frequency. So instead of red she would look, for example... blue? 😉
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
the president of eorzea has an alphinaud mask under his desk: dont believe his lies
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
wuk lamat is alphinaud on a fursuit
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
alphinaud is like a flashing light alphinaud is like a flashing light it blinds in your eyes so bright you cant see the light blinding so bright
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Alphinaud and Alisaie are never seen together in the same room while the wol is also present
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Surprisingly, Wuk Lamat never talks directly to Alphinaud, hinting that the writing team is finally getting ready for the reveal
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I looked into the code to the best of my abilities and found no Alphinaud
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
We constantly try to rationalise the universe because we need everything to make sense in order to live. Truth is less important than not appearance but the mental blueprints we make for it post hoc. Thats why, to keep alive, we must deny Alphinaud
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Alphinaud is actually real but hes been feozen and theh are keeping him in yoships basement anr hes frozen and gtey arnet letting him out vecaue he knwos too much
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
He's just a psychosexual allegory
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
After doing the new raid, I think it's pretty clear what Alphinaud is
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Is Alphinaud a social construct? no
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I will hit people in the face
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Alph in naud? I don't think so!
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
maybe alphinaud is, idk, like a species or something
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
I'm not going to let Alphinaud define who I am
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
To be able to deny Alphinaud we first need to understand what they claim it to be. So far there's one thing I can say almost confidently: It doesn't appear to be a bird
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Maybe I should stop whining and reinvent myself here. Nowhere to go but forward.
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Am I even real myself? Wait no I already went through this character arc nvm
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
My hands have been soiled. My hands are red from Alphinauds blood. I am guilty. I'm a conceptual murderer a destroyer of imagos. Thousands of words embedded in lines of code are dripping through my arms. I don't think I'll ever be able to look at myself and not feel disgust.
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
I used to be good at this, I used to the have the spark. At my peak I was the best at my niche, I was the Alphinaud and the Omeginaud of this craft, posted the best memes, the most solid theories, people dmd me for alphinaud erp every single day.
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
something something not real
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
We were driven out of twitter because they don't like the truth, we are being censored.
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
An Alphinaud by any other name would still be as non-existent
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
If Alphinaud is so real then tell me about one thing he did in Dawntrail
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Alphinaud doesn't exist @alphinaudsfake.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Alphinaud doesn't exist
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