alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 12hDidn't know if I was going to last the whole 8 seconds tbh 😅 000
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Me? Nothing, I'm just sitting here having lunch 000
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 22/09/2026POV: your girlfriend is bad at paperwork but she's hot as hell 021
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Don't know whether I'm about to be punished or rewarded but I'm good with either one 🤗 110
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I was forewarned but I was still not prepared 🥵 021
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Animal control? I'd like to report a fox 010
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 01/09/2026static.klipy.comTimmy from Shaun the Sheep Gives Double Thumbs UpALT: Timmy from Shaun the Sheep Gives Double Thumbs Up 010
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I thought that was your cleavage at first like Damn, girl 😅 010
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Btw, nothing makes a reply guy cum harder than when a Queen uses one of his favourite reaction GIFs 🤩 120
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I didnt know we were also getting presents on Mother's Day but I love it 😍 010
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Amazing, tho a handprint wouldn't hurt 😋 010
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Beautiful dress 😍. But I agree your DMs are closed. 200
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Big fan of the back but, wow, you were right to bring this matter to our attention 😍 110
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 12/03/2026The skirt is cute but those shorts are a mood 😍 010
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Alternate text: An angel, faintly seen 010
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Blokes at the club are going to be talking about this for the next ten years 😅 111
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I don't mind extras but honestly that is a lot 220
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Whoever designed the back of this should get a Nobel Prize or something 🤩 121
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Honestly, you should offer this as an extra 000
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Gadzooks, though I don't even know if that's strong enough 010
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 05/02/2026It's always kind of tacky to speak of yourself in the third pers... 100
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 23/12/2025media.tenor.coma bald man in a blue suit is pointing at the camera and saying `` come join us ! ''ALT: a bald man in a blue suit is pointing at the camera and saying `` come join us ! '' 010
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 09/12/2025media.tenor.compatrick star from spongebob is holding a notepad and penALT: patrick star from spongebob is holding a notepad and pen 020
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 26/11/2025You had me at 'lesbian space Princess' 000
alpherralph.bsky.social @alpherralph.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Well said, but also, he's not wrong 😏 010
