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Alpha Rain 🔞

@alpharain.bsky.social
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I'm debatably an artist who debatably draws things sometimes. ON HIATUS -27 y/o -He/Him -Commissions closed -NO MINORS

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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mr. Krabs ringing a cowbell with a manic expression, saying "DAY 3! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 3!"
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Original for reference
Alyssa lays back on a surfboard in the water, wearing a wet, white T-shirt with her arm behind her head
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Old Patreon exclusive alt of Alyssa, who's making the most of her time off-duty
Alyssa lays back on a surfboard in a pool of water, nude and with her arm behind her head
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Jada would be ready and willing 🤞
A drawing of Jada, an anthro zebra in pink panties, kneeling against a strip pole while she uses a book to cover her breastsA drawing of Jada finishing up a blowjob for a leopard dude, licking the cum off his cock while gripping onto his leg
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Huge thanks to @kitchiki.bsky.social for this amazing cover art to my new fanfic! It turned out so beautiful 🙏 For anyone interested, check out the story it's for here!: archiveofourown.org/works/814864...
A drawing of Kovu in the foreground, shrouded in shadow, with his newborn cub being held up in front of him
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I feel so bad for RealLifeLore having to explain all this stupid bullshit with a straight face
Thumbnail for a RealLifeLore video titled "The Dumbest Decision in American History"
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Me rn:
Greg from Night in the Woods looking flustered and saying "I want to fuck Aunt Molly", while Angus goes "huh" in the background. Artist credit: zlut385
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Well damn that didn't take long
OP's point about the post being deleted getting proven accurate
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The most beautiful update I've seen on any app in recent memory 🥹
Bluesky update that says "Drafts: Not ready to hit post? Keep your best ideas in Drafts until the timing is just right," with a "Finally!" button beneath that
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Man even the fuckin' fortune cookies are trying to get me to gamble now 😭
Fortune cookie strip that says "Play the lottery today. Lady luck is upon you."
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Imagine explaining this to someone in 2016 💀
A YouTube video titled "Zootopia AI: The Abortion Comic I Will Survive (Sora 2 Movie), with a thumbnail of Judy Hopps in a bathroom, wearing a white tank-top shirt and holding a pregnancy test
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
4/4
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
3/4
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
2/4
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
As a (very belated) Christmas project, I re-edited and updated the comic dub for Gift Exchange! Special thanks to @lewddevbitches.bsky.social and @missmauveva.bsky.social once again for lending their voices to this, I'm happy to finally have a better version of it available! 🎄🎁 1/4
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Got a lovely Christmas commission from @nyxwhisker.bsky.social! After being denied entry to the reindeer games again, Clarice decides to give Rudolph a far, far better alternative to lift his spirits 😉 🎄🎁
Anthro versions of Rudolph and Clarice making love under a mistletoe, lit up by an off-screen fireplace against a big window with the full moon between them
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Zootopia 2 spoilers out of context
The third journal from Gravity FallsA map of Israeli settlements in the West BankHannibal Lecter in his prison cellA conspiracy nut with red thread plastered all over a bulletin board cluttered with papers
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Version without dialogue
A pinup of an anthro Lady from Lady and the Tramp, nude with her legs spread open, looking at the viewer seductively. There's a blue abstract background behind her
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
We're in the endgame now fellas
A pinup of an anthro Lady from Lady and the Tramp, nude with her legs spread open, looking at the viewer seductively. There's a blue abstract background behind her. Her dialogue reads "If you can finish No Nut November, I'll let you cum inside me as many times as you want. You're almost there hun, I believe in you..."
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Somehow I was actually staying pretty calm for a good few weeks. But I ain't even gonna bullshit y'all, this has literally been me for a good 8 or 9 days now
Lois Griffin looking anxiously at a bottle of pills from a distance
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#NoKings
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
There must've been a thousand people at Wilkes-Barre's demonstration today. Easily 4 or 5 times bigger than the protest I was at in July, which is pretty encouraging. Happy to see people aren't taking this bullshit lying down!
A crowd of protesters at the public square in Wilkes-Barre, PA. No Kings protesters in inflatable shark and chicken suits. The shark costume hold a sign that says "Democracy is Jawsome! No kings!", and the chicken's sign says "Release the files"A family of 3 at a No Kings protest, each wearing inflatable dinosaur costumes amid a crowd of other protesters
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I may need some help deciphering this one 😐
Meme sludge
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Ain't no FUCKIN' WAY RateYourMusic did this by accident
Screenshot of the RateYourMusic page for God Hates Us All by Slayer. It says it was released on September 11th, 2001, and it's coincidentally ranked #911 for albums of that year
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Character from the TV show Archer saying "Stop. My penis can only get SO erect"
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
If only Rosa Luxemburg were around to see how well her words have aged
"Those who don't move don't notice their chains" -Rosa Luxemburg
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Chat is this what lucid dreaming is like
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I went to the Trump protest in Wilkes-Barre today. Everything went without a hitch! There were only 6-8 MAGA counter-protesters across the street, vs. about 200 of us, which really says it all. Was pleasantly surprised to see so much DSA presence too. Can't wait to start going to these more often!
A group of anti-Trump protesters gathered with signs and chants at the Wilkes-Barre public squareA man waving the flag of the DSA (Democratic Socialists of America) at an anti-Trump protestA standout protest sign saying "No sign is big enough to list all the reasons I'm here!!"
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Rest in peace, Brian Wilson. I've spent the last couple years becoming an absolute simp for the Beach Boys' golden era (1966-1973), so this actually hurts. Few bands can say they were a serious rival to the Beatles, and Brian helped spark that. Gonna be blasting a lot of Smile in the coming days...
A screenshot of my phone playing the song Our Prayer by the Beach Boys
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
AAAAHHHHHHH
A screenshot of the video "Me at the zoo", with the upload date of "20 years ago" circled in red
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
AI slop on one of its other slides, yeah that tracks
YouTube ad for a T-shirt with an AI generated image of a squirrel on it
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Man did this ad make me do one hell of a double take
YouTube ad with a T-shirt that says "This site sells STOLEN artwork do NOT buy from them!", with a smiley face and a heart
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Here's my contribution to e621's day of tomfoolery
A deer fursona surrounded by fire, with the text "EVERYTHING IS FINE" written under his head
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Meme that says "Nice character design, bro. Mind if I impregnate it"
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
In honor of Valentine's Day, here's some more water park action! Wayne's nut is gonna be so powerful, it might just have a splash zone of its own 😫
Wayne and Monica banging in a lawn chair as Monica casts a sexy magic spell on him
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This was my first drawing of Wayne Rutherford, a Steamy Oasis OC I haven't done much with yet. Known as the biggest pothead in the whole water park, Wayne loves nothing more than to get high while getting off whenever he can. He's carefree, and easy-going with a very "roll with the punches" attitude
Wayne Rutherford, a shortstack anthro armadillo man, smoking a blunt while listening to prog rock against a trippy background
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Page 8 - These two sluts were truly made for each other 🥰
A comic page where Legoshi and Haru finish having sex, and then engage in some spicy pillow talk afterword
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Page 8 of my current comic is up for early access on Patreon!
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
A sewed button that says "This too shall pass, but like holy fuck"
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Y'all didn't think his nose was the only part that glowed did you?
A drawing of anthro versions of Rudolph and Clarice making love under a mistletoe. Rudolph is impregnating her with red-glowing sperm in front of a fireplace.
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
My phone don't miss
A notification from my phone labeled "Best moments of 2024", and it's a meme of a man reading a book that says "huge fukn dragon titties" on it
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
A screenshot from Sonic Adventure where Sonic says "Aw yeah! This is happenin'!"
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
"Mr. President, Syria has yet to let us open a new McDonald's with a Play Place and Sonic themed Happy Meal toys" "Nuke it"
A screenshot of @Partisangirl from Twitter making the case that Syria got invaded because there wasn't a McDonald's in it or some shit Idk
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Sometimes, the best gifts are the ones that can't be put under a tree. And sometimes, those gifts involve going balls-deep into your girl to the tune of classic black metal. ❤️ Rudolph: @lewddevbitches.bsky.social Clarice: @mimihungvo.bsky.social
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
A meme of Bugs Bunny in a suit, captioned "I wish all No Nut November survivors a very cum"
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
This was the redesign I gave Joyce last year after deciding she didn't look quite "sheepy" enough. Still hoping to draw her more at some point
A drawing of my OC Joyce, an anthro sheep woman, laying on her side while showing off her boody in a skimpy swimsuit
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
100 followers already, now that's something to be truly thankful for today!
Screenshot of my Bluesky profile showing 100 followers
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Huge thanks again to @starstudstudios.bsky.social for helping with the background characters in this one a while back!
A drawing of Monica laying on her front side at an indoor waterpark, completely bottomless, while others relax and have fun ahead of her
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
YouTube thumbnail of Thanos with the text "What was he cooking?"
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Alpha Rain 🔞 @alpharain.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Excuse me WHAT????
A bizarre email I got where the heading is "Crack Broccoli", mentioning how even children would be excited to eat it
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