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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

theres this person i know who like, has no original thoughts. they started doing gameplay videos because they saw i was doing em idk why they'd copy me, i'm not a very good model of success

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Fantastic stuff. Again, thanks for taking the time and putting up with my non-art for a bit. When money has less of a vicegrip on my nether regions I'll try to leave a tip

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

more things need to be cube shaped

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

it really is a small world after all, ya look at the gps globe and its like "fuck man, that's all?"

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

40+ years of media franchise toy engineering and y'all still can't find a way to make the guy stand up???

an absurd warning printed on the back of a He-Man figure package indicating that the toy may not stand under its own weight

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I'm a little late in posting this but I guess in the interest of keeping this consistent, here's a link to the newest strip ftlfw.net/comic/131

ftlfw.net

Vox Nyx | FTLFW

The only sprite comic bold enough to go full-Kirby Kosmic

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Fuckin goddamn ass and shit... This is one of those streams where we need to stop and start again. Apologies to all of you who still have notifications turned on.

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

New striparoony Also, we've built a webring for webcomics. Join us! Check us out! Give us feedback on making the ring better! Equip the ring! Worship the ring! Toss it into the fire!!! Isildur!!!!!!! ftlfw.net/links/webrin...

ftlfw.net

2 Funk 2 Drunctioin | FTLFW

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

a friend recently compared the way Twitter (and by proxy Bluesky and other clones) works to Reaganomics and it's like yeh, he ain't wrong. What am I even gonna get from reposting the popular guy?

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I guess I should make a habit of saying when a new strip gets posted to my site ftlfw.net/comic/129

ftlfw.net

M E L I N O E | FTLFW

Don't be a stranger now, recommend this webcomic to your friends!

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Why is your character like this "well he is like this because he is like this" that didn't answer my question. WHY is he like this "because he is like this" are we speaking the same language? WHY is he like this? WHAT narrative purpose does this serve? "just because" god damnit

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

everything has come full circle. It is time for me to return to windows XP

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Somehow, fedora-tipping atheists returned Close enough, welcome back 2006

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

tip of the day always try sanding and refinishing your wooden furniture before you throw it out, it looks crap because it's been sitting on your back porch but it's probably still fine if the dryrot isnt too bad

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

wtf was up with that period in like 2012/2013 when everything was bacon

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

how it feels deep inside of us all

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

how in god's name does anyone do a 24+ hour streamathon and maintain peak streamer energy the whole time there are physical limits to the human body, I refuse to believe it

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Everybody talkin' bout spoilers for the big youtube cartoon, I guess they're all on this website or summat because I went lookin for em and couldn't find em At least not until somebody slid into my discord DMs and randomly gave me the movie, wtf was that about

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

this was not a simple collection to finish. Kirk was only available in a box set. The others were scattered in various places. I still don't have Pike or some of the newer captains. I also hear legend of a Bearded Sisko, but the DS9 figures from Playmates are seemingly rarer than gold

a gunchy lineup of embarassing star trek figures

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

ever had one of those days where doing the laundry just becomes unreasonably difficult for no good reason and the washer keeps unbalancing because you fucked it up

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

They said there were things mankind was not meant to know. I have the Necronomicon. I've seen the Voynich Manuscript and I've read grimoires and inscrutable texts of ancient lore - they ain't shit. Somebody *gave me* the true Book of Evil. All else pales. I fear it deeply.

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

sorry if anybody got pinged with the stream notification this morning, @mistercakexican.bsky.social accidentally pressed the start streaming button here's humor for your troubles

A poster for a sports biopic of Badlands Booker styled after the Loveless poster from Final Fantasy VII

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

All the damn big box stores puttin' up "help wanted" signs and forwarding you to online forms that lead nowhere I mean really, if I went in there and asked about the sign, what are they gonna do? Worst they could do is point me back to the form. At least I could interface with a person

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

whenever I feel frazzled, I remember this sage advice

A panel from the Duwang translation where some guy or another (I don't remember who) says "Don't Be Dong"

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

yet, as they say, perhaps belief really can change the nature of a man. But now I must ramble on. There is no truth in sand madness.

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

oh boy i wonder what the job market has in store today "CREATE CONTENT" (euphemism for fake google review) "INPUT DATA" (see above) "REAL WORK FROM HOME" (scam) "ICEBERG VIDEO SCRIPTS" (content farmer) "WILL ANYONE HIRE ME TO DO THEIR GRAPHICS?" (someone else just as fucked as me) okay maybe not

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

cool opinion did your mom give it to you

shitty art of a fursona gazing unamused at the fourth wall in a messy room while wearing a shirt that says "JUICY"

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

how the hell did i repost thst in my sleep

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 14/03/2026

Chiitan rescued a little kitten🐈‍⬛Got myself a new buddy! 保護猫ちゃんは小判ちゃんと名付けましたっ☆

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

oh yeah while I'm here, somebody needs to tell the people at @thephpf.bsky.social to fix it so PHP just installs all the freggen modules when you install PHP, I'm tired of building a web project and banging my head against a white screen because somebody didn't tell me it needs php gd

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Have you ever noticed how the airline food always leaves the toilet seat up when the hot cold out hot eat the food and white people walk like this? That's the h oke

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

ALL THE FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP 💥

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Hey fella. You lost or somethin'? Boy, you don't look so good. We betta take you to a doctor. The hell's an innernet? Oy, god, don't vomit on my suit... They don't pay me enough for dis.

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I've been making comics on the web for 20 years as of today Visit my webzone and read em... You know where to find the link, it's in my account profile. You're smart, you know how the internet works. You've got this. I believe in you. Now excuse me, I need to make late lunch

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I'm not Hillary Clinton. In fact, neither are you. 99% of people are not Hillary Clinton. I am just a humble inert brick of tungsten. Why are you scrolling the trending tab? This is concerning. It's not good for your mental health. There is a thing you should touch. Call your mother, she misses you.

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Is it "free" or is it "premium?" Pick a lane, god damnit!!! This shit should be illegal For the record, no, I did NOT pay for this incredibly crucial service that apparently every website needs in order to get approved for Google Adsense. Every policy generator is like this btw

How would I pay for this, anyway? I'm poor, that is literally why I'm trying to get adsense working. Take a hike off a short mountain you fucking biscuit

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

so called "free thinkers" when the oven hot cold out eat the food and there's a 50% discount on mini tacos at the wholesale club place

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

"How do I connect to the internet?" "Is this a good modem?" "Is this enough RAM?" "How do I get this game into windowed mode?" Why are you asking me? I am literally a wooden plank

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO MR. SHIT: THE GAME THRILL at breed of cat SCREAM at discourse of internet YOU WILL (NOT) RECOGNIZE VOICE CAST but you required to recognize by law BECAUSE THEY ALL COMMITTED CRIMES AND NOT KNOWING IS EVIL DEFINITELY MOST IMPORTANT THING RIGHT NOW 🔥🔥🔥

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I once knew a guy who would come up with the most insane asspull citations when discussing anything "Yeah I know what you mean, Skeelo Gorbins on TalkNet wrote an amazing article on that, you HAVE to read it" this guy was universally weird to everyone in like 2017

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

A.Prime's journal, January 28th, 2026 The city is afraid of me, it has seen my true face

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

black toilets are a bad idea why did they come up with these

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

I walked all the damn way to 7/11 and they were out of mountain dew pitch black why the hell even have exclusive flavors if you're not gonna have it

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Think I ruined someone's day recently by admitting I don't care for AnyAustin Always pains me when that happens Try to approach conversations with as zen a mindset as I can. Doesn't always work So long as space remains So long as life remains I dedicate myself to ease the pain that exists in the 🌍

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

HAPPY [[CURRENT YEAR]] Fun things to think about now that you're hung over: - Did you leave the oven on? - Is your computer Y2K compatible? - Will the Mayan calendar protect us from the quickening? - Now that you've been unfrozen into the dystopian future, are your memories intact? Where'd u park?

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Alpha Prime @alphaprimeactual.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

"Bring back the thing that isn't your website. Why aren't you bringing back the thing that isn't your website? We don't actually care about you or your art or your well-being, just keep hosting that old website so we can keep looking at it every second of every day" Their tears fill me with mirth

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