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Gabriel

@alpha-zero23.bsky.social
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Non-binary (They/it), Mediocre programmer/writer. If you are respectful to me, I will try my best to be respectful to you! (If you piss me off enough I will stop being respectful)

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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A tweet that reads "You know who is NOT talking about the Cornel 7??
The same ones who wanted to "protect" girls in sports and women in bathrooms."
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robo @dynamicrobo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this metroid is quite ravenous!
i wanted to give samus a puffy jacket
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Go to the save room in the top-right area, and then start going into doors until you find something
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Picklejuicelover69: Cartoon Pirate Dancing
ALT: Picklejuicelover69: Cartoon Pirate Dancing
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Motherfucker you’re (evil scary font) THE ROARING KNIGHT
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You do have gravity suit right
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh I see. Uhhhhhh I think you fight that giant fuck next try going up a lot
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, that is likely hollow or foam, as no actual person could wield that sword effectively due to unrealistic weight, and while you bumble around with your not-so-great sword, I would have stabbed you with my Sabre multiple times.
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
REALLL Uhhh you have to get grapple beam and navigate to the wrecked ship that’s all the help I’m willing to give I cannot for the life of me remember what else that entails but
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh I built a gundam on Saturday, uhm look at it
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yes
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: I don't know man I just haven't been feeling so great lately My friend who is the protagonist of a Shonen Jump manga about golf that's gonna be axed in 12 chapters: Heh...that's alright! Sometimes life is a swing and a miss, but its best to bogey! His female companion: I Want Your Balls
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Real
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Woag…
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would purchase it but I have apple music so listening to it should give you some money for listening if I’m not mistaken
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think that’s kinda the fun of it for me, I’ve never plaued it before so getting lost and confused is really fun for me lmao
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HAPPY BIRTDHAY
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I understand that its characters similar to Starscream but I think it’s infinitely funnier that there’s just a bunch of starscream clones running Around foiling doomsday
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Human I Remember Youre Elephnt Green Screens Elephant Green Screen
ALT: Human I Remember Youre Elephnt Green Screens Elephant Green Screen
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I mean fair but still you don’t just get onto some random computer in fucking ikea 😭
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The joke is that I am programmer and I can’t draw despite wanting to
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All art is programmer art if you can’t draw
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
RUDE
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SBR EPISODE TWOXTODAY LETS GOOO
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m just perplexed cuz like… how???
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What if it was called warioware
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Language lowk evil as hell actually
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wisconsin maybe idk I’ve never been
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Starman Superman: Heroic Comic Art Compilation
ALT: Starman Superman: Heroic Comic Art Compilation
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am doing EVIL Absolutely MALEVOLENT Full of SCHEMES
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No it must all be perfectly optimized or EVERYONE dying
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
”news flash? More like news crash!”
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Statler & Waldorf in Muppet Family Christmas
ALT: Statler & Waldorf in Muppet Family Christmas
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ueko COMMS: CLOSED @uekoillustration.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So I'm really not one to do this sort of thing, but the oncoming months are going to be very tough for me financially. I'm still making my way through my backlog of commissions and i won't be open for work for some time.
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Notice how their username is “absoluteBatman” despite the fact that absolute Batman HATES facists and racists From these details, we have deduced that this guy can’t fucking read
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have yet to play prime 4, I’m probably just gonna emulate it somewhere, what makes it a bad game? Is it just unfaithful?
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most VR streamers either have it on a watch type thing where chat is just on their forearm or is like some monolith thing
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When Im bored so I have to high Diff papyrus (I nearly died thrice to the goat)
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love spaghetti factories and unspaghettifying them
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m sorry I can’t think of this game with any serious regard as I will only think about that one fuckass failboat stream where he shot the fuck out of the game using some stream gun thing
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Captain Jack Sparrow Smiles
ALT: Captain Jack Sparrow Smiles
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This some Costco/Sam’s Club shit I would not doubt some superstitious short person would go to Costco or whatever because milk is cheap there, and just get a fuck ton of milk. fuck I might do It just because I like drinking milk.
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Use evil ass schemes to plot against them and force them into a situation in which they can’t be associated with you Forcing them into their ”untimely” demise just so happens to be an effective option
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actually default guy lowk got a point. Art tends to build off of other art, no matter if it’s nature itself, or inspiration from another’s works
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay bro fuck you too
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
okay 9 games thing uhm hmu if you like this slop Metroid fusion is 10th btw this is vital information
9 games that shaped who I am

Hollow Knight: 1st place
Hollow knight Silksong: 2nd place
Dragon Ball FighterZ: 3rd place
The legend of Zelda: Breath of the wild: 4th
TLoZ: TotK: 5th place
Satisfactory: 6th
Factorio: 7th
Persona 5 Royal: 8th place
Minecraft Java: 9th place
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh yeah bluesky moots uhm im working on a solo project that is a metroidvania game that is very much mega incomplete are any of you interested
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No that’s completely valid I just managed to end up in the worst parts by accident despite trying to curate it for myself.
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Metroid prime beyond would’ve been a good game if it were green I agree with you
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Where do I make one of these
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Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Your first mistake was being on Reddit, somehow more of the redditors I’ve seen on there are racist asshole pieces of shit than on twitter.
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