Reposted by Gabrielrobo @dynamicrobo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this metroid is quite ravenous! 111038222
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Go to the save room in the top-right area, and then start going into doors until you find something 110
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comPicklejuicelover69: Cartoon Pirate DancingALT: Picklejuicelover69: Cartoon Pirate Dancing 000
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Motherfucker you’re (evil scary font) THE ROARING KNIGHT 000
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh I see. Uhhhhhh I think you fight that giant fuck next try going up a lot 110
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yes, that is likely hollow or foam, as no actual person could wield that sword effectively due to unrealistic weight, and while you bumble around with your not-so-great sword, I would have stabbed you with my Sabre multiple times. 000
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026REALLL Uhhh you have to get grapple beam and navigate to the wrecked ship that’s all the help I’m willing to give I cannot for the life of me remember what else that entails but 110
Reposted by GabrielAsh @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me: I don't know man I just haven't been feeling so great lately My friend who is the protagonist of a Shonen Jump manga about golf that's gonna be axed in 12 chapters: Heh...that's alright! Sometimes life is a swing and a miss, but its best to bogey! His female companion: I Want Your Balls 31106368
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I would purchase it but I have apple music so listening to it should give you some money for listening if I’m not mistaken 110
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think that’s kinda the fun of it for me, I’ve never plaued it before so getting lost and confused is really fun for me lmao 010
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I understand that its characters similar to Starscream but I think it’s infinitely funnier that there’s just a bunch of starscream clones running Around foiling doomsday 140
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comHuman I Remember Youre Elephnt Green Screens Elephant Green ScreenALT: Human I Remember Youre Elephnt Green Screens Elephant Green Screen 000
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I mean fair but still you don’t just get onto some random computer in fucking ikea 😭 010
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The joke is that I am programmer and I can’t draw despite wanting to 000
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wisconsin maybe idk I’ve never beenstatic.klipy.comStarman Superman: Heroic Comic Art CompilationALT: Starman Superman: Heroic Comic Art Compilation 010
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I am doing EVIL Absolutely MALEVOLENT Full of SCHEMES 010
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026No it must all be perfectly optimized or EVERYONE dying 010
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026”news flash? More like news crash!”static.klipy.comStatler & Waldorf in Muppet Family ChristmasALT: Statler & Waldorf in Muppet Family Christmas 000
Reposted by Gabrielueko COMMS: CLOSED @uekoillustration.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So I'm really not one to do this sort of thing, but the oncoming months are going to be very tough for me financially. I'm still making my way through my backlog of commissions and i won't be open for work for some time. 2198126
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Notice how their username is “absoluteBatman” despite the fact that absolute Batman HATES facists and racists From these details, we have deduced that this guy can’t fucking read 000
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I have yet to play prime 4, I’m probably just gonna emulate it somewhere, what makes it a bad game? Is it just unfaithful? 110
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most VR streamers either have it on a watch type thing where chat is just on their forearm or is like some monolith thing 000
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When Im bored so I have to high Diff papyrus (I nearly died thrice to the goat) 020
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I love spaghetti factories and unspaghettifying them 100
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m sorry I can’t think of this game with any serious regard as I will only think about that one fuckass failboat stream where he shot the fuck out of the game using some stream gun thing 000
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comCaptain Jack Sparrow SmilesALT: Captain Jack Sparrow Smiles 020
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This some Costco/Sam’s Club shit I would not doubt some superstitious short person would go to Costco or whatever because milk is cheap there, and just get a fuck ton of milk. fuck I might do It just because I like drinking milk. 000
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Use evil ass schemes to plot against them and force them into a situation in which they can’t be associated with you Forcing them into their ”untimely” demise just so happens to be an effective option 100
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Actually default guy lowk got a point. Art tends to build off of other art, no matter if it’s nature itself, or inspiration from another’s works 030
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026okay 9 games thing uhm hmu if you like this slop Metroid fusion is 10th btw this is vital information 250
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh yeah bluesky moots uhm im working on a solo project that is a metroidvania game that is very much mega incomplete are any of you interested 100
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026No that’s completely valid I just managed to end up in the worst parts by accident despite trying to curate it for myself. 110
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Metroid prime beyond would’ve been a good game if it were green I agree with you 030
Gabriel @alpha-zero23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Your first mistake was being on Reddit, somehow more of the redditors I’ve seen on there are racist asshole pieces of shit than on twitter. 100