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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross

@alpclam.neocities.org
684 followers 464 following 3.6K posts

Journalist (no comedy). Co-host of Hogcast: Speedy Delivery/What’cha Toku-ing About. GoodStreams junior provisional license streamer (application pending). pfp by @puffilee.com www.twitch.tv/alpclam

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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 11/10/2026
Jigsaw @viony.bsky.social! Tomorrow at 4:30pm PT/7:30pm ET, Do you want to play a game? Or 2 games? And pick one over the other? That's what's happening when @aohelll.bsky.social joins us in a Haunted House Spooktacular featuring a fearful dog and a fearful... Italian man. www.twitch.tv/alpclam
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 11/10/2026
I’m sorry I just love Sousa music so much 😭
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 10/10/2026
Also @julesywoolsy.house gives me life advice which I'm promptly going to ignore.
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 10/10/2026
Me: Scary Godmother is NOT that kind of show. Scary Godmother:
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 09/10/2026
This is the shit they would talk about in Rap World. “I’m going to make a GTA game set in my hometown so I can drive a helicopter into the public library I’m banned from for looking up Mr. Skin on one of the computers.”
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 07/10/2026
CITAM! This Saturday at 10:30am PT/1:30pm ET, we're having @puffilee.com and @julesywoolsy.house on to watch the deep cable CG Oddities, Scary Godmother 1 and 2. They're both rough around the edges but still have charm. I clipped my fave part of the trailer below. CHECK IT OUT! www.twitch.tv/alpclam
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 07/10/2026
New hat alert! No, the R doesn’t stand for Russ!
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 05/10/2026
We're still doing this huh. Deltarune. Me and @fkasocks.com. Starting sometime around 3:30pm PT/6:30pm ET. www.twitch.tv/alpclam
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 05/10/2026
That Bunny short that was on the Ice Age DVD
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 05/10/2026
Kraken scored 3 goals in the first period of the first home game of the year
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
Also we DON'T talk about what Gex did in WW2.
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
My uncle who works at Nintendo actually says Wario is secretly leftist!!!
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
I. dying.
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 01/10/2026
Started and beat Dog Online in 2 minutes. New speedrun WR
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 30/09/2026
Saturday, 8:30am PT/11:30am ET. The first of many Halloween streams, we're starting spooky season right by playin two scary retro games w/ our horror pal @girlypopchainsaw.bsky.social. Then, if you're twisted enough, you can vote on a set of secret games picked to torment me... www.twitch.tv/alpclam
Al P. Clam in a broad parody of the CURE post from criterion. Also the clAM in the AM! logo
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 30/09/2026
I lived
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 30/09/2026
Everyone seeing this irl: Oh my god isn't this fun! Me, reminded of the tortures I live through every day because of this team:
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 28/09/2026
Kraken fan:
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 27/09/2026
Kept you waiting huh? JUDGE @viony.bsky.social returns tomorrow at 3pm PT/6pm ET! Your fantasies are REAL. We're pitting Majoras Mask against The Hobbit: The Prelude to the LOTR w/ special prosecutor @antiguess.bsky.social. Who will win: Elf Twink or Pot Bellied Pipe Smoker??? www.twitch.tv/alpclam
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 26/09/2026
Behold my finest orb
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 25/09/2026
Me hearing for the last week how good the vibes are and then this reminding me what my team is
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 25/09/2026
Okay we're doing an experiment tomorrow at 4pm PT/7pm ET: Small Group Friendslop Friday but the Audience can join in! We're playing Power Bomberman as a small group but anyone can join if you're interested! We'll have the password to join the room in the GoodStream Discord www.twitch.tv/alpclam
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 24/09/2026
He literally did this on my last Saturday stream after I invited him on as a guest of honor
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 23/09/2026
The 200 follower special stream is this Saturday at 8:30am PT/11:30am ET, but this is no lounge around pajama party with snacks and treats. This is a @packbenpack.bsky.social's Chilling Challenge with all kinds of SNAKES and TRAPS! Can I escape via gaming??? FIND OUT HERE www.twitch.tv/alpclam
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 23/09/2026
Are you a bell, boot, bone or ball?
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 23/09/2026
Most @mega64official.bsky.social ass name I've ever seen
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 22/09/2026
Yeah I’m with my AI GF
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 22/09/2026
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 22/09/2026
Activision the second they get their hands on a new (old) scrimblo
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 22/09/2026
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 21/09/2026
I am having a lot of ~mental health~ but it’s alright cause I can pick stuff up over my head
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 21/09/2026
I actually met him, really nice guy... But I just texted him and he said he didn't know you. Weird...
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 21/09/2026
Mr. Primary Color Gamer back at it again
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 21/09/2026
Tomorrow at 3pm PT/6pm ET, Unless things get messed up ME and @fkasocks.com's Deltarune relay continues. I'm going to meet this little fucking guy, who I have been told by multiple people I'm extremely like (or am completely the opposite of). IDK if that's good or bad. www.twitch.tv/alpclam
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 20/09/2026
Don't worry everyone I fixed the image
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 20/09/2026
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 20/09/2026
I was like should I have put Houseki No Kuni in over Yurika's Campus Life? But I've been saying "I CAN EAT ANYTHING IF IT HAS MAYO ON IT" for 15 years I can't change who I am
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 20/09/2026
I cleared my drafts out and these were the only ones I saved
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 20/09/2026
Enjoy
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 20/09/2026
You’ll just have to play Little Samson instead
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 20/09/2026
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 19/09/2026
I also think this is the most LADIES HE LOOKS LIKE THIS redeems I've gotten in the history of the stream.
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 19/09/2026
Oh also lmao at @julesywoolsy.house Defending Kiddie Kong from Haters
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 19/09/2026
Ape: *Moment of Emotional Vulnerability* Me: It looks like Donkey Kong is on a Boob
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 19/09/2026
BIG 200 FOLLOWERS! WOW! Will announce the big stream on Wednesday (Which is definitely not something I do every week)! It's definitely something I haven't been planning for a month and just so happened to line-up with 200 followers!
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 19/09/2026
THE INNOVATOR
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 18/09/2026
Hmmmm okay kill the Inconceivable guy and you lose the ultimate sex pot The Grand Nagus from DS9
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 17/09/2026
Wearing the famous goon squad head band
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 17/09/2026
Goon Squad we roll
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 16/09/2026
CITAM! This Saturday, 8:30am PT/11:30am ET, we're having the SommeliApe @apeofthehour.bsky.social on to give @alexrescuecat.bsky.social his finest tastings of the DKC Cartoon. Hate Merlot? Try Leo Luster? Not a fan of the Cab? Meet my friend, the Klump! All Kongs are welcome! www.twitch.tv/alpclam
Broad parody of  Sideways with various renders of DKC Cartoon characters. Al. P Clam, Ape of the Hour, Alex Rescuecat, and Probably Other People star in KONG WAYS. 3 pngs of Russ, Ape, and Alex. Oh also the CITAM logo is in the top right corner.
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